PyratePhil Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 Thank you all, thank you... ...remember to feed the kitty on the way out ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Reddrake Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 Wal, I just read all tha posts. Whew!. Me head hurts. Tha original Question has been sliced up well. I learned years ago ta look , don't get caught, then go talk to tha women. They generally only bite if ya ask nicely and have a good supply of Capt'n Morgan's. I notice a woman's clothes and how she carries herself in them. A confident woman is VERY apealling ta me.
Merrydeath Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Thank you all, thank you......remember to feed the kitty on the way out MEOW!! or did you mean pussykat?.. ^..^ = 1 = Red Drake.. welcome to the pub.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 MEOW!! or did you mean pussykat?..^..^ = 1Â = Cool ASCII! M'Lady, if there's one thing I've learned after having been married for 15 years - -it's to not elaborate upon my responses! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 Bows down at the intelligence PPhil is showing.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 Bows down at the intelligence PPhil is showing.. Ahh...a woman's natural place in the Universe - bowing before me... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 6, 2005 Author Posted January 6, 2005 Arr Phil thats horrible. You'll be lucky if Merry doesn't kick yer arse for that one.
Merrydeath Posted January 7, 2005 Posted January 7, 2005 Bows down at the intelligence PPhil is showing.. Ahh...a woman's natural place in the Universe - bowing before me... *watches as Phil bounces on his fine and well-padded behind when she pulls the rug out from under his feet.. * you had to say that! ... sigh. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted January 7, 2005 Posted January 7, 2005 Ah, but now I'M in my natural place - at your feet, m'lady... (Quick Recovery #4,576) you had to say that! ... sigh. LOL - balance in all things - couldn't have ye thinkin' I were a nice guy... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Merrydeath Posted January 7, 2005 Posted January 7, 2005 Ah, but now I'M in my natural place - at your feet, m'lady... (Quick Recovery #4,576) you had to say that! ... sigh. LOL - balance in all things - couldn't have ye thinkin' I were a nice guy... You are a pirate.. and a quick recoverer.. looks at Phil at her feet, thinks about where her pretty little boot with the chain on it could be.. decides life is too short to be mean. leans over and kisses the spot on his head, then pulls him up from the floor.. Oaff!! you didn't have to hug me that hard! (lol. we have 13 inches of snow and this is my world for now) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted January 7, 2005 Posted January 7, 2005 looks at Phil at her feet, thinks about where her pretty little boot with the chain on it could be.. decides life is too short to be mean. leans over and kisses the spot on his head, then pulls him up from the floor.. Oaff!! you didn't have to hug me that hard! (lol. we have 13 inches of snow and this is my world for now) Thank ye fer th' mercy, Merry-ma'am! 13" - wow! We got an inch or so of slush last night that's rapidly freezing. But then, that's all we EVER get... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Duchess Posted January 7, 2005 Posted January 7, 2005 Yup, Medusa definitely liked her men hard..... LOL! Like a Marble Adonis? The Duchess
Merrydeath Posted January 8, 2005 Posted January 8, 2005 A marble Adonis... but wouldn't they all be pointing south, so to speak? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Hook Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 What exacting taste you do have there, Hook.  If'n ye remember what it be like to be my years with the blood boiling then ye'd remember all those that were as to "went before" They havn't yet went fer me lass. . . At my tender years :) but I be trying hard rather than hardly trying. Me mudder says I be tryin' indeed! Whar's me pipe?
PyratePhil Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 ...and the harder you try, the further away yer goal gets... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Merrydeath Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 Sometimes the harder you try, the more you get! and sometimes not.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
crow Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 Well as I can fathom a woman should be comfortable with herown self an she should be of solid construction as skinny women have no stammina , resorseful an energetic be able to endure long abstences of me self as when we are often away fer long periods fishin " cough cough .."Be able to whatch yer back in a bar fight even though she may have caused said fight to start with. An a large purse of gold crowns might also be atractive as well . Oh yeah teeth ,, good teeth are also an asset . :) Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors .. " Illigitimiti non carborundum . "
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 What exacting taste you do have there, Hook.  If'n ye remember what it be like to be my years with the blood boiling then ye'd remember all those that were as to "went before" They havn't yet went fer me lass. . . At my tender years :) but I be trying hard rather than hardly trying. Me mudder says I be tryin' indeed! Truth to tell, I'm not any older then you - if anything, I'm younger! I know all about the blood boiling . . . know what ye mean with the trying hard . . . I just get picky
Hook Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 What exacting taste you do have there, Hook.  If'n ye remember what it be like to be my years with the blood boiling then ye'd remember all those that were as to "went before" They havn't yet went fer me lass. . . At my tender years :) but I be trying hard rather than hardly trying. Me mudder says I be tryin' indeed! Truth to tell, I'm not any older then you - if anything, I'm younger! I know all about the blood boiling . . . know what ye mean with the trying hard . . . I just get picky Well lass, picky is allright when one has had a taste of what it is to be picky about and knows the best product to be pickin'. Me mudder 'tol me back in the Newfie that picking a wench is like picking a tomato. She said ye don't pick the first tomato up and toss it into the bag fer to be takin' home. Ye might be having a rotten 'un that looks good on the outside. Get my drift lass? So my choice is any lass right now as to the purpose of learning if the insides is a choice tomato as it were arrgghh.. :) And bears repeatin' . . . I be tryin' hard rather than hardly tryin'... Ye be catchin' me drift lass? Not easy, never said me choice was to use, but me choice is to find the good 'un. -Hook Whar's me pipe?
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 Well, here's to hoping that once you find a good one ye won't end up setting her aside for another tomato - just outta habit. Goodness knows, there are many out there like me, looking for a lad to pick 'em and put them in a bag and take them home . . .
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 ...An a large purse of gold crowns might also be atractive as well . Oh yeah teeth ,, good teeth are also an asset . Whazzat? GOLD teeth are also an asset? Oh, I read that one a bit too fast, perhaps. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"
Merrydeath Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 ...An a large purse of gold crowns might also be atractive as well . Oh yeah teeth ,, good teeth are also an asset . Whazzat? GOLD teeth are also an asset? Oh, I read that one a bit too fast, perhaps. LOL.. I read THAT one too fast.. very funny, Pete! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 Arrrghhhhhh! I know 'nuff's been said but on a funny note and I am feeling a tad bit funny and me remembers when I was a younger (oh so much younger) there was nothin I'd like better in a woman than..... me! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Merrydeath Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 Been said.. but the sentiment is still fine and dandy, Nothing better than a pirate who is randy. (lower case R) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 11, 2005 Author Posted January 11, 2005 Well, here's to hoping that once you find a good one ye won't end up setting her aside for another tomato - just outta habit. Goodness knows, there are many out there like me, looking for a lad to pick 'em and put them in a bag and take them home . . . So if the lasses are tomatos, does that make the lads cucumbers? bananas? carrots?
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