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Wal, I just read all tha posts. Whew!. Me head hurts. Tha original Question has been sliced up well.

I learned years ago ta look , don't get caught, then go talk to tha women. They generally only bite if ya ask nicely and have a good supply of Capt'n Morgan's.

I notice a woman's clothes and how she carries herself in them. A confident woman is VERY apealling ta me.

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Thank you all, thank you...

...remember to feed the kitty on the way out ;)

MEOW!! or did you mean pussykat?..

^..^

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Bows down at the intelligence PPhil is showing..

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Bows down at the intelligence PPhil is showing..

Ahh...a woman's natural place in the Universe - bowing before me... :wacko:

*watches as Phil bounces on his fine and well-padded behind when she pulls the rug out from under his feet.. *

you had to say that! ... sigh.

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Ah, but now I'M in my natural place - at your feet, m'lady... :huh:

(Quick Recovery #4,576)

you had to say that! ... sigh.

LOL - balance in all things - couldn't have ye thinkin' I were a nice guy...

You are a pirate.. and a quick recoverer..

looks at Phil at her feet, thinks about where her pretty little boot with the chain on it could be.. decides life is too short to be mean.

leans over and kisses the spot on his head, then pulls him up from the floor.. Oaff!! you didn't have to hug me that hard!

(lol. we have 13 inches of snow and this is my world for now)

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looks at Phil at her feet, thinks about where her pretty little boot with the chain on it could be.. decides life is too short to be mean.

leans over and kisses the spot on his head, then pulls him up from the floor.. Oaff!! you didn't have to hug me that hard!

(lol. we have 13 inches of snow and this is my world for now)

Thank ye fer th' mercy, Merry-ma'am!

13" - wow! We got an inch or so of slush last night that's rapidly freezing. But then, that's all we EVER get...

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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A marble Adonis... but wouldn't they all be pointing south, so to speak? :ph34r:

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What exacting taste you do have there, Hook.   :ph34r:

If'n ye remember what it be like to be my years with the blood boiling then ye'd remember all those that were as to "went before" :ph34r:

They havn't yet went fer me lass. . . :ph34r: At my tender years :) but I be trying hard rather than hardly trying.

Me mudder says I be tryin' indeed!

Whar's me pipe?

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Sometimes the harder you try, the more you get!

and sometimes not.. :ph34r:

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Well as I can fathom a woman should be comfortable with herown self an she should be of solid construction as skinny women have no stammina , resorseful an energetic be able to endure long abstences of me self as when we are often away fer long periods fishin " cough cough .."Be able to whatch yer back in a bar fight even though she may have caused said fight to start with. An a large purse of gold crowns might also be atractive as well . Oh yeah teeth ,, good teeth are also an asset .

:)

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Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors ..

" Illigitimiti non carborundum . "

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What exacting taste you do have there, Hook.   :lol:

If'n ye remember what it be like to be my years with the blood boiling then ye'd remember all those that were as to "went before" :lol:

They havn't yet went fer me lass. . . :lol: At my tender years :) but I be trying hard rather than hardly trying.

Me mudder says I be tryin' indeed!

Truth to tell, I'm not any older then you - if anything, I'm younger! I know all about the blood boiling . . . know what ye mean with the trying hard . . . I just get picky

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What exacting taste you do have there, Hook.   :lol:

If'n ye remember what it be like to be my years with the blood boiling then ye'd remember all those that were as to "went before" :lol:

They havn't yet went fer me lass. . . :lol: At my tender years :) but I be trying hard rather than hardly trying.

Me mudder says I be tryin' indeed!

Truth to tell, I'm not any older then you - if anything, I'm younger! I know all about the blood boiling . . . know what ye mean with the trying hard . . . I just get picky

Well lass, picky is allright when one has had a taste of what it is to be picky about and knows the best product to be pickin'.

Me mudder 'tol me back in the Newfie that picking a wench is like picking a tomato. She said ye don't pick the first tomato up and toss it into the bag fer to be takin' home. Ye might be having a rotten 'un that looks good on the outside.

Get my drift lass? So my choice is any lass right now as to the purpose of learning if the insides is a choice tomato as it were arrgghh.. :)

And bears repeatin' . . . I be tryin' hard rather than hardly tryin'...

Ye be catchin' me drift lass? Not easy, never said me choice was to use, but me choice is to find the good 'un.

-Hook

Whar's me pipe?

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...An a large purse of gold crowns might also be atractive as well . Oh yeah teeth ,, good teeth are also an asset .

Whazzat? GOLD teeth are also an asset? Oh, I read that one a bit too fast, perhaps.

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

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...An a large purse of gold crowns  might also be  atractive as well . Oh yeah  teeth ,, good teeth are also an asset .

Whazzat? GOLD teeth are also an asset? Oh, I read that one a bit too fast, perhaps.

LOL.. I read THAT one too fast..

very funny, Pete!

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Been said.. but the sentiment is still fine and dandy,

Nothing better than a pirate who is randy. (lower case R)

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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Well, here's to hoping that once you find a good one ye won't end up setting her aside for another tomato - just outta habit. ^_^ Goodness knows, there are many out there like me, looking for a lad to pick 'em and put them in a bag and take them home . . .

So if the lasses are tomatos, does that make the lads cucumbers? bananas? carrots?

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