Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 still single But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Single too. Though I cannot remember posting here before. The Duchess Ha Just scrolled up the page a few posts and there I am. I guess I meant in reference to myself... The Duchess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Am single, always have been, might always be. Always seem to be prospects, but they never pan out do they? One's already attached, another might be a commitmentphobe . . . well, I could use a drink, and a strong one at that. Anyone else need something while I'm buying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 A diet pepsi will suit me just fine. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 *walks in and looks around smiling* well it looks like the week from hell is finally winding down. But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 *picks her head up from the table she was napping on* Thats good. Do tell. My love life is so dull, I could definatly stand some good stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
privateer Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 "stumbles in still swerving and trying to find his land legs" HI THERE !! been a while since I've been about and might be awhile before I return. been single longer than I care to admit. been thinking about dateing for more than a night lately but not to many females I've met are worth the time. still can't find one that truly has an appreciation for experianceing the beuty of a sunset or the quit of the ocean lapping against the hull. lately it's been " turn up this song !!" or " jimmy buffet is too mellow for right now" AT THAT'S OUT SAILING !!! just saying I've found that to many people say one thing and practice something else. maybe thats the problem with all of us is we're all looking for someone that understands what we want is not always what we say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Not exactly single, but have spent the last few weeks wondering where the hell he went to and why... (sniff, wipes eyes) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
privateer Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Not exactly single, but have spent the last few weeks wondering where the hell he went to and why... (sniff, wipes eyes) I wish I had an answer for ya love . give it some time and keep yer self busy and distracted it helps. ya never know he might have a damn good reason or he might just be dealing with life and not have time to work on what he wants. (you) or.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scurvy Dog Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Yeah, I often find myself being the proverbial third wheel around many of my friends. That's when I start to think that the single life sucks. Then I start to see some of the problems and issues that they have to work through. Most of the time they manage. Then there are the times they get all grumpy and pissy towards each other and I start lookin for a way to politely leave. It's nice being single, in that I don't have to deal with issues like that. It often times sucks being single, because I miss having a companion around to either just be with or just talk to. Sure, a pet can be a great companion. However, they don't often fill the void that another person can. LOL, and I don't mean that in any other way than being a friend etc. Oh well... Yeah I hear you there, I just got a mouse Lol To keep me company But It really dose suck when all you want is someone to talk to and hang out with. Most People where I live have absolutly nothing in common with me So it really sucks and ALl my friends are couples except for me. SPecially sucks to go to disneyland with all of them and your the only one wihout that second person so you get stuck riding the rides by your self or in the back lol or trying to keep up with all of them. I not be a feared to talk er listen to ye, Twiggy...& next time ye venture to disneyland gives me a bell & i'll share yer rides with ye! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 *big hugs for Merrydeath* Aw, love really stinks sometimes. If he comes back and has a good reason that is one thing. If he doesn't then you must remember that it's his loss. If he can't appreciate the fine woman you are than he needs to take a long walk off a short pier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 thanks Rogue Mermaid and Privateer, I just don't know what is going on... he is gone for weeks and doens't contact me much, then acts surprised when I change my signature..makes a big deal of his signature about his signature when its his fault.. boys are dumb. Boy pirates are dumber.. sniff. Christmas sucks big time. (gets another Buttershots coffee) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 *Stumbles in laughing* Well now i seem to have found my little safe haven again. How have ye all been? Single? well alls well that ends well.... Any way, i just got in from work over at the coffee whore establishmen5t. So much energy for being up at 3 in the morning i might go to disneyland.... find me a "real" pirate... But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 In my experence, tis best to avoid "real" pirates Mary. I'm sure you remember my heart break this autumn with the Renn Faire pirate. He finally visited me, used me for what I was good for (but it was a fantastic time) and then I only heard from him via phone twice after that (not even a full half hour either time). Son of a bitch. Lesson learned I suppose (well probley not). I sure did like him too. Damn male pirates. You're a buncha charming scoundrals the lot of ya. I'm not sure that is an insult either. Christmas is so different when you aren't with someone. This is the first time in eight years I haven't had a boyfriend for Christmas (I was in a loooong term relationship). It's a little lonely. However, I've saved alot of money on Christmas gifts, and I have lots of great friends and family that love me and have kept me from feeling too alone. I'm trying to look at the positives. I hate the song Blue Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Well, I might not have the most experience when it comes to the pirates of the male variety - but I've quickly learned to take them at face value, and not expect too much from them. As for my adventures with a certain pirate lad, well, I'm of the logic that I knew what he was when I met him - if I get hurt it's me own bloody fault for barreling headlong into it, disregarding all the reasons not to. Anyway, rough luck Mermaid . . . Christmases alone do suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Dont worry rougue i'm not really going to get tangled with the likes of a fellow pirate. truth be told i much do prefer a man of honor who is willing to fight for mine. But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 let me buy you a drink and we can sit and get drunk together.. I was sure I had a knight, but after many days of no contact, I think I got the dragon instead. well anyway, I just want to get drunk once in a while n think about the presents I took back.. and listen to Elvis and Blue Christmas. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scurvy Dog Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 *Stumbles in laughing*Well now i seem to have found my little safe haven again. How have ye all been? Single? well alls well that ends well.... Any way, i just got in from work over at the coffee whore establishmen5t. So much energy for being up at 3 in the morning i might go to disneyland.... find me a "real" pirate... Aye...Only been to Disneyland twice... So if'en ye needs a Pirate escort, gives me a bell... I always be up fer a fun time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scurvy Dog Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 let me buy you a drink and we can sit and get drunk together.. I was sure I had a knight, but after many days of no contact, I think I got the dragon instead. well anyway, I just want to get drunk once in a while n think about the presents I took back.. and listen to Elvis and Blue Christmas. Ahoy Miss Merry & Mary, a very Merry one to both of ye. Aye, thee holidays can be a lonely time even when ye be in a crowded room... But just remember...Ye is loved by many from all corners of this here lil' world! *Opens a barrel of eggnog & fills Merry & Mary's tankards* "I'll has a blue, blue, blue Christmas witout ye..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 drinks a bit of the nog, then realizes he spiked it with some fine old rum about 200 proof.. Dang!! I can tell we are loved virtually, me dear, but damn iffen a hard hug wouldn't do wonders about now. Nothing like having the stuffen hugged right out of ya to cure the hang-dog (no relation to youse, Scurvy) blues... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumbassTurtle Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Try Google. nigel hmmm might be worth a shot. searches for 'kinkypiratese...' um wait the last time i searched for that it wasn't pretty. merrydeath darn those stupid boys, and there are so many of them out there that aren't for us. its easy to feel like giving up. *hugs* i'll probably be permanently single, for many reasons. i think i'm far to complicated for anybody on this planet, i know that i can barely put up with my own crap, don't expect anybody else to live with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 i'll probably be permanently single, for many reasons. i think i'm far to complicated for anybody on this planet, i know that i can barely put up with my own crap, don't expect anybody else to live with it. you know ifin i had a gold coin for every one who said that to me i'd be richer than that bill gates feller! Captain Scurvy Dog i shall have top remeber to give you a bell next time for i go so rarely from lack of escort unless ye count me vehicle (ford escort zx2). It sounds weird but i usually dont go to those places because i was raised (in faire) that a true lady is never unacompanied by a gentleman. But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 *Opens a barrel of eggnog & fills Merry & Mary's tankards* "I'll has a blue, blue, blue Christmas witout ye..." *Looks into her empty tankard* *Sniff* None for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 o'corse theres some for you pours a little somethin special from her flask into rougues tankard. But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Makes some hot chocolate with Creme De Cocoa in it, then adds a peppermint stick to it.. mmmm shares with all the mateys who need something hot in their lives. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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