Rogue Mermaid Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Well I might not know about the pain of divorce, but I also don't know about the joy of marriage... and at the moment I don't even have a reliable man to run around with. Oh, well I need to enjoy being single for awhile I suppose. Find out who I am I was in an eight year relationship not long ago that I ended because it was going no where and I was miserable. So I might not know divorce, but i know pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Men confuse me so! But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 What's to be confused about? There's no need to be confused. There is only one thing that is important, and that's the time of day. It's 5:00 ...somewhere. [Your signature has a much more important question anyway. ] Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 i'm confused cause this guy who i know dosnt like me was acting odd today. But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 I act odd everyday. What is he doing? I agree with Nigel, bring on the booze..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Men confuse me so! The feeling is mutual. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 I act odd everyday.What is he doing? I agree with Nigel, bring on the booze..... Well lets see he was really playful yesterday which is unusual but then he was also more touchy feely and i dont know it was weird. But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 sounds like good stuff to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 i guess i just thinnk he was really high But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 reefer or something stronger? I personally can handle if someone is doing the wacky weed, especially as I am a drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 whatever it was it knocked both me and him completly out But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Cavemen used clubs with decent effectiveness for that purpose. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 now theres a mental image But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Probably an uneventful evening after the clubs get put down. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 perhaps... the world may never know, its like how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 According the the old tv commercial it only took 3 licks. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 no! two and a chomp But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 no! two and a chomp Ow! Some girls just don’t understand good lovin' at a… ...ohhh, we’re talking about Tootsie Pops! oooOOOOHHHhhhhh…. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 no! two and a chomp True it was 2 licks and a chomp but the owl said 3. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 If'n I had a shilling fer every time I heard that at a party..... Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 I'd have a shilling But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Anybody wanna hear a dirty joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Aside from a pig falling in mud or a pirate falling into the bilge? If not those then sure. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 sure i'm game But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 This one's bad..... What has two thumbs and likes oral sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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