Merrydeath Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 thank you Sir! I look forward to the next journey I can make with the crew. If I ever find my camera, it has a movie cam in it. I can take short movies like the guns firing, Sheila's splash, Nigel drunk, Paisleys snoring.. etc.. damn I miss that camera.. (sacrifices little bars of chocolate to the gods to find it.) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Pierre - it is very nice to see you about. Welcome back! (Paisley, he must have known we were talking about him) Merry - Great pics! Love the cheesecake one... I showed it to the folks at work and said... 'yep...those are my wenches!' Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
hurricane Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Pierre's ears certainly must've been burning... hey there's pirates in your waters - in the South country - Olaf and Studley. These little states on the east make it easy to traverse. Try going from Washington to California for a gig...18 bloody hours... :) Good to see ya back lad. Don't go away again or I'll sick the Animal on ya! -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
hurricane Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Merry my love, You are always welcome to go a roving with our little band of thugs, ne'er-do-wells, despots, bon vivants, sinners, thieves and rogues. You're a delight... Now if you could just solve that distance issue like the rest of the crewe has - Animal, Black Skot, Doc Wanna - are all making their way here. What's the hold up lass? The Gulf is 2 hours away, the Atlantic about 90 minutes. The best of both worlds. And most of the time it's warm (it's not now - 44 degrees at 8 a.m.) - The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
darkRose Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Cap'n.... I have been in ...errrrrr.....transition.....so to speak...and I did not dissapear, was just lurkin in the corners....:) I thought I heard my name mentioned the other day so thought I would check in.... Not having the pleasure to meet Animal yet....I will be good....Olafs Summer sausage would be nuff!!! As I get settled there will be more from this end of the Smokeys(can't spell Apalicians yet)....just not alot of place to put a BOAT!!!!! Roguespierre The Enigmatic Rogue...and may always be<br /> <br /> "I kissed her... once with passion... once with love... and told her good bye"
hurricane Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 I would agree, Pierre... not a lot of places to put a hole in the water... but the smart pirate snags ones already afloat - not ones he has to buy. Find yourself a nice lass with a boat and court her hard. We'll be glad to take advantage of her... boat, that is... Yers in piracy, The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
darkRose Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Soon My Captain soon............... RoguesPierre The Enigmatic Rogue...and may always be<br /> <br /> "I kissed her... once with passion... once with love... and told her good bye"
hurricane Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Your Captain has your annual holiday tome... Enjoy! -- The Captain The Night Before Christmas (aboard The Blackheart) ‘Twas the night before Christmas aboard The Blackheart, Not a shipmate was stirring, not even Black Skot, The cutlasses were stored on the mid deck with care, Animal had just doled out the crewe’s holiday share. Yes, the crewe was now snuggled up there in their sacks, While the midnight watch on deck watched their backs. The Captain and Conscience took off their tricorns, And settled down to sleep to await Christmas morn. When up on the deck the crewe heard such a clatter, They sprang from their hammocks to see what was the matter. Away to the main deck they flew fleet and fast, Tore open the gun ports and rigged the main mast. The moon cast a light upon the calm sea, As Diosa focused her spyglass to see what she could see. When what ‘fore her piratical eyes should course, But a miniature ship pulled by eight tiny seahorse. With a little old captain, with beard glistening white. Captain knew in a flash we should blow him from sight. His brig was approaching, quickly it came, Hurricane shouted to his crewe loudly by name: Now Nigel! Now Sheila! Now Merry and Studley! On, Olaf, On Deadly Aim! On Doc Wanna, Paisley! To your guns step lively! To the swivels facing aft! Put powder to them softly, We must sink that craft! The old captain moved swiftly, his course was quite steady, The Blackheart crewe they prepared to be ready When the brig heaved to starboard and pulled a little wide, Hurricane responded with full guns broadside. And then, in a twinkling, we heard the retort, He fired right back hitting us hard on the port. We hove to and came across his bow once more, We knocked out his topsail and gave him what for. His ship was quite close now, we could see him on deck, Dressed in red from his boots to the nape of his neck. His clothes were all sooted from guns full ablaze, And he never blinked once with his stouthearted gaze. His eyes – were so firey! His dimples quite red! At the site of his small crew, many now dead! His once joyful face was drawn up quite mad, And we could see that he’d become a revenge minded lad. The stump of his pipe was now clenched in his teeth, And the smoke from it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a scarred face and a little round tummy, He swaggered with the sea, looking quite rummy. His crewe was quite elfish, they looked mighty queer, Surrounded by eight really pissed off reindeer. A wink of his eye and a nod of his head, Soon gave us to know we had everything to dread. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work. He fired a salvo, then turned with a jerk. And giving us the finger he fired one more round, Then turned to the south making no other sound. We stood on the deck, now knowing our plight, We had fired on Santa which just wasn’t right. And we heard him exclaim as his crewe changed their shifts, “To all on The Blackheart, I’m returning your gifts!” -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Sheila Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 that brought a tear to my eye :) Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Nigel Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 I guess I can kiss my Xmas presents goodbye. That brings a tear to my eye. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
KW Pirate Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 bravo captain! Deadly pil'-lag-ing It's like looting, but the shopkeeper is watching from behind some hastily contrived shelter. Rum Wench - Pyrates of the Coast
Merrydeath Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 me too.. and I am sober.. Miss you all and who knows, I may trade in my snow shovel for a swimsuit. Pierre, call me or I will sick Aminal on you too! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
BLACK SKOT Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 The Captains Holiday Tome........ SWEEEEEEET! Beautifully done! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Olaf Grumby Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 MY summer sausage and porn. I must protest for the image of Olaf is becoming "soiled". Merry I hope you can find the movie so I can prove that I'm not the only one that snores. Pierre don't worry most people up there can't spell Appalachians either. It even takes me awhile and I went to school there. I would also like to share a holiday song with you but you have to find it yourselves. It's from Monty Python called" Ho Ho Ho." (The Christmas Song.) Do not play this to sensitive ears. Cheers p.s. Anyone seen the copy of Conquest? To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours.
Paisley Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 Merrydeath Posted: Dec 21 2004, 01:12 AM If I ever find my camera, it has a movie cam in it. I can take short movies like the guns firing, Sheila's splash, Nigel drunk, Paisleys snoring.. etc.. damn I miss that camera.. i'm afraid you are sorely mistaken, missy, but i do not snore! talk in my sleep....maybe...sometimes...but snore, no. "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Nigel Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 Au contraire, my little flower, you are mistaken... he hee heee... Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
SantaAnimal Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 Hailing the Blackheart. See what ya gets when ye messes wit SantaAnimal. I sold all o yer gifts and made quite a haul. Yer so bad o a grewe dat I'm not even leaving you caol!!! Ye should have seem the mess them blasted reindeer made when that first shot was fired. Rudolph is really pissed. He was finally getting lucky wit Faline. he muttered something about droping a warm present on as we fly over on Christmas Eve. Ye'll have ter think up something real good to get back in the good graces of SantaAnimal. SantaAnimal
Animal Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 **comes running up from the bilge, slipping and sliding** Capt'n Capt'n!!! Uh Oh he got here before I did. Ya really made a mistake, last night. He contacted me and boy was he hot!!!! He mentioned something about returning Christmas Eve and dumping what the reindeer left on the deck when the shots were fired. I tried to talk some sense to him but I think he was into the rum heavily. I think I might have smoothed things over. We'll find out Christmas morning. **returns to the bilge, shaking hihs head and trying to remember where he hid his stash** Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 MY summer sausage and porn.I must protest for the image of Olaf is becoming "soiled". Merry I hope you can find the movie so I can prove that I'm not the only one that snores. Pierre don't worry most people up there can't spell Appalachians either. It even takes me awhile and I went to school there. I would also like to share a holiday song with you but you have to find it yourselves. It's from Monty Python called" Ho Ho Ho." (The Christmas Song.) Do not play this to sensitive ears. Cheers p.s. Anyone seen the copy of Conquest? Sorry Olaf, but I don't think with all of us working together we could more soil the image of 'The Olaf' than you will do on your own. It's ok... we still love you even with of all your porn and sausage moments.... Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
hurricane Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 Where be me mates? All lollygagging below decks I suppose... Might have to rewrite the missive for the season to accommodate the lollygaggers... -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Master Sully Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 I wanted to wish everyone in the crew a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS! Stay safe and have some fun! "Remember, on a pirate ship, in pirate waters, in a pirate world, ask no questions. Believe only what you see. No, believe half of what you see."... Burt Lancaster DUM SPIRO SPERO... WHILE I BREATH, I HOPE
Dr.Wanna Posted December 24, 2004 Posted December 24, 2004 Merry Christmas Studley!! Oh, you were such a quiet and good roomie when you were there! May you have a most bountiful Christmas and a truly deserving New Year.......(grins as she mails Sheila to Studley.......MMMmm......I see fireworks ARE ON!!!!!) Yers In Duty, Dr.Wanna Dr. Ivana-Anne-Anita Sum Yung Guy My friends call me Dr. Wanna If you are not my friend, don't call me at all.
Dr.Wanna Posted December 24, 2004 Posted December 24, 2004 There's been no lollygaggin' from me, oh My Captain........(waving her hands at all the carpenters to get off th' ship).....I just been gettin' ready to go down below and see if Santa brought me that hot tub this year.....pay me no mind......carry on, Captain........... Yers In Service, DrWanna Dr. Ivana-Anne-Anita Sum Yung Guy My friends call me Dr. Wanna If you are not my friend, don't call me at all.
Sheila Posted December 24, 2004 Posted December 24, 2004 I was keeping up my duties until this darned illness took hold. Dr. I need some medicine Olaf I need some elixer (I heard it kills anything) Studley I need.......ummmmmm.......we'll discuss that later. Don't worry Capt. I'll be back to my duties ASAP!! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Animal Posted December 24, 2004 Posted December 24, 2004 Lollygagging??? Never gagged on a lolly pop in me life. I been trying to cool down Santa Animal and keep him from giving the crewe an unwanted present. **walks back down to the bilge, muttering to himself "unappreciated me be. Maybe I'll quit trying with the old fart and let the crewe gets what be coming ter dem"** Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
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