Merrydeath Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 attention wal-mart shoppers.. I never said Olaf was fluffy. I said Studly could be a fluffer.. Am I the only one who knows what a fluffer is? and I am going to guess that Olaf would apply for that job in a NY minute. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Sully Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 I like fluffing! :) "Remember, on a pirate ship, in pirate waters, in a pirate world, ask no questions. Believe only what you see. No, believe half of what you see."... Burt Lancaster DUM SPIRO SPERO... WHILE I BREATH, I HOPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Yes we know a fluffer is but this is a virtuous ship and a chaste crew. Animal distribute the wadders IT's getting deep. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 chased crew yes.. chaste crew?? NEVER Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 That's what that nun said before she dumped me and me friends into the briny' blue. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 you have friends???? -alter ego, Sister Mary May Himm "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Yes I do! But I'm not tellin' you who they be. I know of your dastardly deeds with that pen of yours. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 As Master At Arms of the Blackheart, I do hereby issue neck high waders to all the crewe. Do with them what you will. Paisley, Doc has just ordered no pen-pals for you for the next 48 hours. Maybe this will clear up that condition of yours. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 That's what that nun said before she dumped me and me friends into the briny' blue. Briny Blue?? you mean you were in with the Tidy Bowl man? hip waders up to me arm pits, sir!! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Ahoy all! Want to say hi to all of me crewe. If you see a posting or two missing it was yer captain cleaning up the decks and emptying the bilge... Want to keep us a little bit on task... -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Ahoy all!Want to say hi to all of me crewe. If you see a posting or two missing it was yer captain cleaning up the decks and emptying the bilge... Want to keep us a little bit on task... -- The Captain **Surfaces from behind the stern of the Blackheart, swearing like a wet chicken from Key West** Capt'n, iffen ye are gonna blow da bilge out, ye might lets me know ahead o tyme. Here I was caulking and tarring again when next me knows, I be flushed out o de bulge wit de rest o de flotsam & jetsam. A warning ahead o tyme iffen ye please!!!!! Some one toss me some soap so me can take me yearly bath. Animal Master At Arms - Pirates Of The Coast Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Heh. He said "flush". Heh. Heh heh. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 I sincerely doubt it was caulking you were doing down there. Smells a bit putrid, lad... will let you know next time I'm flushing so you won't get carried away with the refuse. Me most humble apologies, Animal. the Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 (a figure in shadows staggers towards the forcastle) Olaf to come aboard Captain. Me ......... No I been........uhmmmmmm........Meeting with prospective ingedrients for my Elixir. I have found several good possibilities but there gone now. Don't worry I know where they live. Diosa I may be needin' some o' those pretty Olaf tips for further adventures here. Doc I been taking me medicine so no worries. I am now off to wander with a viking princess as her pirate. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 (a figure in shadows staggers towards the forcastle)Olaf to come aboard Captain. Me ......... No I been........uhmmmmmm........Meeting with prospective ingedrients for my Elixir. I have found several good possibilities but there gone now. Don't worry I know where they live. Diosa I may be needin' some o' those pretty Olaf tips for further adventures here. Doc I been taking me medicine so no worries. I am now off to wander with a viking princess as her pirate. No problem hon, you just let me know what sorts of prettying tips you need, and I'll take care of ya! Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 I don't know yet I might just have to ask her. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 I don't know yet I might just have to ask her. OK... Thats it!!! Time for a Meeting!!! The conscience must have details!!!! Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 My conscience is clear. Meeting? .............. maybe Details. Olaf does not kiss and tell Vikings do what Vikings do. I'll just say in introductions, out of all her choices she chose to call me Olaf. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 My conscience is clear. Meeting? .............. maybeDetails. Olaf does not kiss and tell Vikings do what Vikings do. I'll just say in introductions, out of all her choices she chose to call me Olaf. My pretty wittle Olaf has a girlie!!! <sniffle> makes a pirate mommy proud. Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Now, now, I don't exactly have her yet. But in first encounters we ran close haul quite nicley togeather. END OF DETAILS.................... To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Vikings do what Vikings do. Love the quote. ..and what exactly do Vikings DEEEW when they DEEEW what they DEEEW, Olaf? "...what is it that you do do?" Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Now, now, I don't exactly have her yet. But in first encounters we ran close haul quite nicley togeather.END OF DETAILS.................... you'll tell me... or i'll tickle you!!! Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Now leave the lad alone. He chooses not to close-haul and tell. He may not be as free with the details as Diosa... SHHHHHH! -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 I sincerely doubt it was caulking you were doing down there. Smells a bit putrid, lad... will let you know next time I'm flushing so you won't get carried away with the refuse. Me most humble apologies, Animal.the Captain Appol...apogee.....yer forgiven. **Offers a bottle of private stash** De Doc an me been tinking up new potions fer de crewe. Me tinks dat fer de well bein' of de crewe dey must report ter de Docs' quarters and takes de meedicinee to makes sure dey be in top form, dat includes you too Capt'n. Animal Master At Arms - Pirates Of The Coast Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Vikings do what Vikings do. Love the quote. ..and what exactly do Vikings DEEEW when they DEEEW what they DEEEW, Olaf? "...what is it that you do do?" Something about viking DO-do thats just...well........ BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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