SantaAnimal

**rows up in leaky skif, silently claws his way up the side on the Blackheart. "Blasted Animal, talkes me into this s...t . I should have dumped the load like I planned. I hate it when he catches me when I'm sober". Looks over the rails before slipping on board. Well they have been a bad crewe, some worst than most. I guess that I should forgive them, they did act like Pyrates.**smiles to him self as he trips over a coil of rope and into the mast.**Damn!!!** Looks at his list: MerryDeath - Spiked leather corset, 50 cal. Flintlock, Godiva Chocolates Sheila - Spiked green leather corset, new horns, Life size Studley Doll Black Skot - New Drum, snow blower, treasure map leading to Florida (to be shared with MerryDeath and Sheila) Olaf - Fifty pound of Summer Sasuage, Fifty Gallons of Elixir Fixin's Studley - Life Size Sheila Doll, Firing Cannon and powder (share it with Olaf) Paisley - Gold Tattoo Gun and pink ink, life size doll of her hubby (when he's not home), Ritz Crackers Doc Wanna - red & black skull & cross bones corset, Razor Sharp knife (for neutering good pirates), 1 gal Parrot Bay Coconut rum (for medicinal purposes) Animal - old crusty boots, spy glass, blunderbuss and powder, mallet (for banging on doors). Diaosa - 5 gal fu fu girly drinks (compliments of Olaf - I stole them), cat o nine tails (to keep hurricane and nigel in line), cleavage vial (for tempting pirates to drink from it) Nigel - set of crayons, several bottles salt water(for healing the lashes on yer back), a g-string (you figure it out) Capt'n Hurricane - Nothing ( you have the best crewe in the world and they proved it at PIP and firing on me (never been done before). You better keep tham all or I'll steal them then you better watch yer back side. DeadlyAim - a new 50 cal flintlock rifle & powder (yer better not use it against me!!!), Life Size Doll of any person your little heart desires to abuse, the whole crewe down for PIP 2005 (just so you won't get lonely). Merry Christmas to all a great year. If you for on me next year, I'll pack powder in yer arses and light a fuse. **takes a cask of rum and fall over the side into the skiff, sinking it. Damn!!!! SantaAnimal

Hailing the Blackheart. See what ya gets when ye messes wit SantaAnimal. I sold all o yer gifts and made quite a haul. Yer so bad o a grewe dat I'm not even leaving you caol!!! Ye should have seem the mess them blasted reindeer made when that first shot was fired. Rudolph is really pissed. He was finally getting lucky wit Faline. he muttered something about droping a warm present on as we fly over on Christmas Eve. Ye'll have ter think up something real good to get back in the good graces of SantaAnimal. SantaAnimal

Ho Ho Ho Dis here be SantaAnimal. Me good friend(and the naughtiest pyrate around) Animal told me dat I need to check out the black heart. Me hears dat dis be de naughtiest crewe around. Iffen any o yer be nice, den yebe getting a lump o coal fer christmas. Signin' aboard Capt'n Hurricane. SantaAnimal