Paisley Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 i'll offer them 2 kegs of rum and 5 gooey-butter cakes "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 I'll offer some little gurl elixir too. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 I'll give em a lying, cheating, disrespecting wench.......I'm done with her! Will that even fly? BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I'll give em a lying, cheating, disrespecting pirate... oh, that's moi! (in a past life, Diosa, in a past life) -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I'll give em a lying, cheating, disrespecting pirate... oh, that's moi! (in a past life, Diosa, in a past life)-- The Captain that's cause you know I'll have ya walking the plank if you try any of that with me Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I'll offer some little gurl elixir too. By the way Olaf, when you serve up that Little Girrrrl Elixir next year, you are going to remember mine needs to have a little slice of fruit on the side of the glass...and one of those little drink umbrellas would be nice Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Aye Capt'n, me be down inna de hold again, trying ter clean the bilge out after de voyage ter de island. you might be amazed ter see what me finds dere. Me gave de order in de PIP forum fer dey crewe ter gets back ta work cleanin de ship but me tinks dat dey still be fealing de effects of de Elixir. Maybe gettin Flogger out an about might get dem busy. As fer dutiesfor next year, me volunteers ter be de contact up here fer any crewes yer might need fer me ter contact. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Aye MA! Here I be! Awaiting orders! Though, yes...still feeling a little held down from PIP, and still working on me rum stock here at home port. Buuuuurp! And you were saying??????? BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I don't EVEN know where to begin. I come home from KW with a raging flu (which I blame on the ingestion of copious amounts of salt water during the "Walk the Plank Championship" despite Diosa's urgings of salt water's healing qualities) and not only that, my computer has an even worse case of the flu. So for the time being, I am wiring in via Diosa's machine. Thanks, hon. I got home to discover that Cin wasn't the ONLY one to leave her mark on my backside. Beware, Paisley... be VERY ware.... As for the rest of the postings, I will have to catch up as I can. All that being said, I had a wonderful, AMAZING time. This year exceeded my wildest expectations. What an AMAZING crewe, and what a wonderful experience. More details to come... Hats off to the best crewe in all the Seven Seas,... nay, luv, ... the WORLD!!! Hip hip - HOORAY Hip hip - HOORAY Hip hip - HooZAH!!! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Goddess in the Bodice Posted on Dec 8 2004, 07:47 PM By the way Olaf, when you serve up that Little Girrrrl Elixir next year, you are going to remember mine needs to have a little slice of fruit on the side of the glass...and one of those little drink umbrellas would be nice and can you get rid of the nasty smell and putrid color???? "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 On an official note - HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!! Captain, I have a request: After displaying his prowess with the quarters in front of Captain Tony's, I respectfully request that Black Skot be officially promoted to Quartermaster. There is no better man for the job, and none better with the quarter. It is his.... destiny. With your approval, I respectfully stand down and offer my humble congratulations to Black Skot; at which point I anxiously await reappointment to another position. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Nigel Posted on Dec 8 2004, 09:38 PM I got home to discover that Cin wasn't the ONLY one to leave her mark on my backside. Beware, Paisley... be VERY ware.... awww my little nigel-wigel...you know you love me besides....my marks dont scar or require medical attention would a mojito make you feel better?????? "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I feel so loved! But I am Dang good with a quarter!!!!!! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Pais, I like yer new signature. And Skot, I like yer new pic. Of course you are loved, ya big galoot. BTW, Pais, I never did figure out what was written on me backside. Enlighten me, wouldja? Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Aye! Go to "what happens in Key West" ans see for yourself! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 nigel my dear....shall continue this post under "what happens in key west"? What happens in Key West "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 OH MY GOD!!! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I guess I am a little sorry Nigel........... I told her to keep writing!!!!!!!!! The foot! The arm! The back! The knee! She wouldn't do the face. I told Pais that your lips would look good with a little pink on them. (I am talking about pink marker) BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I guess I am a little sorry Nigel...........I told her to keep writing!!!!!!!!! The foot! The arm! The back! The knee! She wouldn't do the face. I told Pais that your lips would look good with a little pink on them. (I am talking about pink marker) A-HA! So now I find the culty guilprit and at least one accomplice! "Keep writing", eh??? Arrrgh. I shall find a way to exact me revenge.... He hee! he hee! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Mojitos BAD!" "Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" NIGEL!!!!! she was my lesbian!!!! i ...well....once again....go to "key west" i'm trying to censor myself! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Easy Luv! Little ears be open here! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 BLACK SKOT Posted on Dec 8 2004, 10:26 PM Â Easy Luv! Little ears be open here! i'm trying to make the effort! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 The lesbian couple that bought us several rum drinks were quite delightful folk indeed, and a riot of fun to party with. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 On an official note - HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!! Captain, I have a request: After displaying his prowess with the quarters in front of Captain Tony's, I respectfully request that Black Skot be officially promoted to Quartermaster. There is no better man for the job, and none better with the quarter. It is his.... destiny. With your approval, I respectfully stand down and offer my humble congratulations to Black Skot; at which point I anxiously await reappointment to another position. As earlier postings in this forum, I claimed the position of Quartermaster. That being said, I must agree with Nigel and stand down from that position. I retain my position and title of Master At Arms (MA) with the Captains' pleasure. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Or at the very least, the title of "Master of the Quarters"! What say ye, Captain? Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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