hurricane Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Olaf, the captain and Diosa invited immediately to our quarters upon arrival so that we may ensure that the elixir is fit for crewe consumption. It's the least we could do for our crewe. And yes, Sheila, you can taste test with us. -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Jus as I fear'd. Yer all gonna be useless by de tyme dey Doc an me get dere. Me ha half a mind ter put de Elixir in quarinteen until dey Doc can be dere ter observ for any side affects. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Keep an extra bottle of elixir for me, Olaf, as I fear I will need some careful doctoring.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Jus as I fear'd. Yer all gonna be useless by de tyme dey Doc an me get dere. Me ha half a mind ter put de Elixir in quarinteen until dey Doc can be dere ter observ for any side affects. Animal NOOOOO!!!!! I promise to hold my liquer, I may fall down while holding it but I will keep a tight grip :) Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Aye, Animal, I be holdin' me own likker. Tho 'tis harder to talk that way, sometimes. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Now it be REALLY hard to talk when Merry be holdin’ yer licker! Tender weapons tender, indeed! Careful, luv, that thar be tender!! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Now is that a way to speak to yer bunkmate, Sir Nigel? Perhaps we'll have to be sequestering the bunnies for a bit down at Pip... what say, eh? I'll have the Master at Arms do the delicate task... -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 If anybody be tendin' the bunnies, it should be Merry. After all, she be the Tender Weapons Tender, and me bunny be a registered weapon - to quote Tim the Enchanter: "That rabbit's dynamite! Big .. pointy ... TEETH....Just....look at the bones!!!" Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Bon't be tellin' me there be bunnies down thar this year. Me and studley might get hungry at the fort. MMMMMM.......... Bunnie Stew.....MMMMM. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Ye doesn't want this kinda bunny stew, mate. Only a select few such as Merry and KK gets the privilege o' Nigel's "bunny stew". And they gots ta be wimmins, which ye ain't. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Then me best not hunt the bunnies fer ther be enough o' that down in key west from what I REMEMBER! The elixir and me will be just fine at the fort. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Aye, thar be bunnies a-plenty o' the other kind in KW, mate. Happy hunting, indeed! *whistle-whistle* "...a-hunting we will gooooo...ARRRRGH!!!" Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 **shakes his head and holds up the shackles and chains** dees be awful lonely, mebe dey need someone ter hold on to. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Aw, how sweet of ye. 'tis nice t'have someone to hold on to, e'en if ye be only a lowly shackle. Ye be a thoughtful and compassionate Master at Arms, mate. "Every-bunny needs some-bunny some-time..." Right, Pat? Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 its Wabbit season!! no its Duck season.. so DUCK!! or pat the bunny....... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Rabbit! ["Duck - or Pat the bunny".... sounds like a motto to live by...] Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 I hope the bunnies are not coming to the room. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diosa De Cancion Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 I hope the bunnies are not coming to the room. Fear not, for you are joined by two other wenches in that room, there fore... the estrogen in that room will definiately be in charge of the rules.... Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 ohoh.. wabbits and estrogen.. just say no! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Enough of the bunnies, shipmates!!!!! Yer filling our ship's log with mindless fluff (pun intended). Obviously, with PiP on the horizon you don't seem to have enough to do, eh? Half rations of rum tonight. As for the bunnies... Animal, skin all the little rodents aboard this vessel alive and prepare them for the night's supper. We'll be dining on some fine Broiled Bunnies for dinner. Who says a rabbit's foot brings luck - not to these critters. Roast away M.A. -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 **draws his skinning knife** On yer word Capt'n. We be havin roasted wabbit tonight. Nigel, get down ter de galley an stoke the fire. Me will take the hide an salt em before tanning the lil buggers. Me might haave enough fer a bunny bikini. Need measurement o de womenfolk. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Aminal, not sure of my measurements, but my mates always say I am a handful and more... no skinning bunnies! they are soft and fun and no problem unless they do the Bunny Hop. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Aye......I feel lost here......but if ye be talkin about thr same bunnies I be thinkin' of.......They all be soft and fluffy! I'll see that no harm c ome to the bunnies! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Aye......I feel lost here......but if ye be talkin about thr same bunnies I be thinkin' of.......They all be soft and fluffy!I'll see that no harm c ome to the bunnies! **looks over at Black Skot** Sorry mate, Capt'n's orders. We be low on provisions until PIP. De bunnies ha ter be sacrificed. **looks around** Now, hwere did the lilbuggers scamper of to. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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