Captain Jim Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 :::Turns t' Governor Jim::: so... what now, "Guv'n'r"? Hmm? A fort t' keep we residents safe? ~Lady B A fort! Heaven forfend! Those things only attract undesirables like soldiers with their stuffy officers insisting that things be done all legal and what... My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jas. Hook Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 :::Turns t' Governor Jim::: so... what now, "Guv'n'r"? Hmm? A fort t' keep we residents safe? ~Lady B A fort! Heaven forfend! Those things only attract undesirables like soldiers with their stuffy officers insisting that things be done all legal and what... Lady B. - I'm with Capt. Jim on this thought... if ye erect a stockade, ye will most likely become its resident. Keep ye wall like ye stays... soft. Ye servant, M'lady Jas. Hook "Born on an island, live on an island... the sea has always been in my blood." Jas. Hook "You can't direct the wind . . . but . . . you can adjust the sails." "Don't eat the chickens with writing on their beaks." Governor Sawney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Now, who's gonna be m' first smuggler t' run t' Europe and obtain me some of those illegal fabrics? Hmm? Eeergh...wot... it just depends (not that sorta depends) on wot the Dons be sailin wit.... maybe just come cocco or logwood.... maybe just rope.... don't be holdin yer breath too long... an maybe we will find a cargo wot yer be lookin fer....... just the way it works..... Hey.. ye don't beleave me... just ask Animal...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted January 24, 2010 Author Share Posted January 24, 2010 ::: Glances at Animal; then back at Patrick with a raised brow::: Seriously? Well, Jim, Hook... we have Dogge and th' lot from th' Archangel to "guard" us...::prays:: I hope. How else we gonna keep the Spanairds, and other undesireable lot away? Especially away from m' tobacco and suger fields? Ahh, ehh, oh, well. I think I can handle and arrange that... cannons 'll surround m' property. :::Evil grinz::: Redoubts about. So... what? this be it? no more residents of our fine towne? ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodyblade Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Thanks for lending me a hand Mission. And thank ye and Lady B for the hearty welcome. Bloodyblade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 My place, precisely...especially after editing that pesky book... What book? You've been holding out on us! No, no, not me. Just another Monticello reference... Tis one of the ones he needs to sell in order to afford all the bleedin scaffolding around the place so he can continue with all that infernal racket... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 hhuummmmm immune to pins yee say....well i have this fid............lol and yee may have to worry about the younger merriweather i swear i caught him oogling the ladies at pip..... Oh I all ready have my eye on him... I have noticed how much he likes getting his hugs, he is just at the right height now to...ahem...really enjoy em... as to fids... ye have only one? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 And Lady B... Ye wish me and mine to watch over and defend the fair...**choke** citizens of this town? Surely ye jest? As there are far better things my crewe must attend to whilst supposedly "at home on land"... such as plowing and sowing seed...and aye..I refer not to our farms but to much finer furrows... Still an arrangement could possibly be made, depending, of course, on the rate of employ with which we are to be paid to give up our well spent time... it would have to be treble the current rate as we feel there is all ready too much authority in said town...and we chafe under such restrictions...especially the authority of none but a bloody politician... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBrower Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Hm... I think I would own a boarding house or something like it (probably not the right term). Maybe something like this: And I would do everything I do now, cook, bake and sew for everyone. lol. I'd be Lady Brower's handyman, gardener, watchman and boat landing keeper as well as the official pumpkin carver for her extraordinary halloween blaze celebration. I could be found in the coach house by the front gate. Jas. Hook Well, I would be a most lucky and grateful mistress! How did you know about my "famous" Halloween events? Oh, and I would build you a lovely little cottage behind the great house, so you could have a place of your own for your family should you like. I am a kind lady to those loyal to me. :-) Cook and Seamstress to the Half Moon Marauders Lady Brower's Treasures, Clothing and other treasures Hell Hath No Fury like the Wrath of a Woman... No that's it. She doesn't need a reason. www.myspace.com/halfmoonmarauders www.myspace.com/faerienoodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Ye Olde St. Pyratesburg Gov'nah: Captain Jim Able Seaman: Jack Roberts Artist/ Engraver/ Printer: William Red Wake Barber-Surgeon: Mission(?) Boarding House Owner: Lady Brower (her handyman: Jas. Hook) Cooper/ Boatbulider: Cross Explorer: Capt McCool Farmer/ Poetic Waxer, errr: Quartermaster James Fur Trader/ Smuggler/ Fringe Societist: Capt Bo, Animal, Patrick Hand Nautical Acquisition Specialist: Red Handed Jill, bloodyblade, Ransom, Red Cat Jenny Ordinary Owner: Silkie McDonough Pub/ Brothel Owner: Hawkyns Seamstress: Lady Barbossa, Black Syren Ship's Captain/ Plantation Owner: Capt. Sterling, Capn Rob Tavern Keep: Pew Trader: Ivan Henry aka Moose Woman About Town/ Unofficial Mayor-ess: Rhumba Rue , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Ummm, I think I would fit in more closely with the smugglers, or nautical acquisition folks, rather than the grand title of Captain. And I don't own a plantation, remember, I hang out at your place! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 True - she is part of a gun crew on a ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Ummm, I think I would fit in more closely with the smugglers, or nautical acquisition folks, rather than the grand title of Captain. And I don't own a plantation, remember, I hang out at your place! no worries . . I need to get the alcohol somehows . . . , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 As you can see the row galley towing the sloop prize is about to be docked. The smugglers...errr, umm, excuse me, I mean entrepeneurs' cargo is about to become available at the auction warehouse on the wharf. Dear Guvnah, sir, meet me at the tavern for the "import duties" if you please. Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Plying the same harbor on a ship as navigator/nautical acquisition specialist Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Dear Guvnah, sir, meet me at the tavern for the "import duties" if you please. Bo Shall i set aside the same table for you Capt. Bo? , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 ::: Glances at Animal; then back at Patrick with a raised brow::: Seriously? Well, Jim, Hook... we have Dogge and th' lot from th' Archangel to "guard" us...::prays:: I hope. How else we gonna keep the Spanairds, and other undesireable lot away? Especially away from m' tobacco and suger fields? Ahh, ehh, oh, well. I think I can handle and arrange that... cannons 'll surround m' property. :::Evil grinz::: Redoubts about. So... what? this be it? no more residents of our fine towne? ~Lady B Yep, me an Patrick have a plan......now where is that damnable pyrate hunter Sterling??? Have ter keeps an eye out for that one eyed @#&^%*#% Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 Hmmm... I think we can persuade Jim, since he's out "Governor". Tis a fine list there, Pew. Oh, what a fine community we have here. :) ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Roberts Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 LOL I love this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodyblade Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Nautical acquisition specialist, now that has a mighty nice ring to the sound of it. Does justice in categorizing the multitude of talents I have acquired in my many years of leading boarding parties and raiders also. Bloodyblade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Chief Nautical Acquisition Specialist?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jas. Hook Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Hm... I think I would own a boarding house or something like it (probably not the right term). Maybe something like this: And I would do everything I do now, cook, bake and sew for everyone. lol. I'd be Lady Brower's handyman, gardener, watchman and boat landing keeper as well as the official pumpkin carver for her extraordinary halloween blaze celebration. I could be found in the coach house by the front gate. Jas. Hook Well, I would be a most lucky and grateful mistress! How did you know about my "famous" Halloween events? Oh, and I would build you a lovely little cottage behind the great house, so you could have a place of your own for your family should you like. I am a kind lady to those loyal to me. :-) Lady B - (bow with a sweep of the hat) Thankee M'lady, I'm a taken aback by ye most hansom offer indeed. Me ship sails past ye mansion house daily on the way to 'Oz-on-the-Hudson'. We have attended ye Halloween event for the past several years. The company that engages me opens their purse to ye event. Your servant M'lady Jas. Hook "Born on an island, live on an island... the sea has always been in my blood." Jas. Hook "You can't direct the wind . . . but . . . you can adjust the sails." "Don't eat the chickens with writing on their beaks." Governor Sawney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jim Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Dear Guvnah, sir, meet me at the tavern for the "import duties" if you please. Bo Shall i set aside the same table for you Capt. Bo? Aye, send 'em on over to the table near the fireplace, my "Seat of Government" as it were. Such business is best conducted in such a convivial environment. That it is also away from the prying eyes of those sniveling scribes His Majesty keeps infesting my "official" offices with is purely coincidental. A round for the house, Master Pew. My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 LadyBarbossa has just posted a reply to a topic that you have subscribed to titled "Pyracy Pub-towne". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Hmmm... I think we can persuade Jim, since he's out "Governor". Perhaps I can offer a bribe. In return for yo'r "assistance" to keep the Navies away from our waters? Hmmm? Maybe an assurance that young, sprighly Sarah be kept out of harms way when ye be at sea. Fair trade perhaps? :) And the promise of not performin' the hempen jig? Tis a fine list there, Pew. :::looks at the list again::: Hmm... fur trades, eh? I think I be in need of some fur. Still in need of those illegal fabrics. Got some sugar to export to make into rum. Oh, what a fine community we have here. :) Hmmm interesting...rec'd this but do not see it in the postings here...but if my daughter is in harm's way whilst I am out to sea...seems to me to be the perfect time to move... back to Virginia then...adieu... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 "Woman About Town/ Unofficial Mayor-ess: Rumba Rue" Aw shucks ye know me well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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