Raphael Misson Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 Can't our respective surgeons help out with the "fundraiser" for ya? A spleen here, a kidney there, who will miss them? Used spleen? (Get one cheep!) Don't look at me. Remember that song Potsie used to remember anatomy? I don't even know that song. You may get an Appendix when you wanted a piece of lower intestine. “We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” –Carlos Casteneda "Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." — Voltaire
theM.A.dDogge Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 its not over...til the plane leaves....keep tryin man...looks like no billie this year....got kepp the reputations up.....cant be the druken bastards....if there is just me...then its just that druken bastard...just dont sound right Wot?!?!? Am I not a good enough drunk or a good enough bastard to be one of the druken bastards? oh....your defiantley a bastard of the highest sort..... but to be truly one of the "drunken bastards"..... well first ya got ta have a copper mug that holds at least 35oz.... rats holds 35oz...while mine holds 351/2oz....and sooo on.... then ya gots ta have at least 10 stories that others tell about ya that start with the phrase..... "some drunken bastard just....." or "i cant believe those drunken bastards just......" then pictures of ya got to show up on the interent that show: 1. in a dress (chamises)... ....yellow perfered 2. falling down steps... ....or a sea wall ...for example 3. asked by nekid people to have your picture taken with them..... ..... (WILLIE WOBBLE WHHHHOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!) 4. be .....a drunken bastard... 5- 10.....i forgit.. now my dear mickey....your well on your way...an i have no doubt that after PiP....???? you will be a drunken bastard too!!!!
Rats Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 speakin about tankards.... I left me jug, me tankard and me brown ale mug in yer wagon.... I'm off balance and lost wit out em No rest for the wicked! Wait a minute... that's me?!
Capt. Sterling Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 oh....your defiantley a bastard of the highest sort.....but to be truly one of the "drunken bastards"..... well first ya got ta have a copper mug that holds at least 35oz.... rats holds 35oz...while mine holds 351/2oz....and sooo on.... rolleyes.gif then ya gots ta have at least 10 stories that others tell about ya that start with the phrase..... "some drunken bastard just....." ohmy.gif or "i cant believe those drunken bastards just......" ohmy.gif then pictures of ya got to show up on the interent that show: 1. in a dress (chamises)... ohmy.gif ....yellow perfered 2. falling down steps... dry.gif ....or a sea wall ...for example 3. asked by nekid people to have your picture taken with them..... rolleyes.gif ..... (WILLIE WOBBLE WHHHHOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!) 4. be .....a drunken bastard... dry.gif 5- 10.....i forgit.. unsure.gif now my dear mickey....your well on your way...an i have no doubt that after PiP....???? you will be a drunken bastard too!!!! Well if that's the criteria...I will humbly remain the ominous, straight laced, play it by the book, scare the crap out of everyone, serial killing psycho puritan, hero and I will take on the added burden of respectable as well. **Sigh** ye know me, I like to blend in with the mob... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Capt. Sterling Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 speakin about tankards....I left me jug, me tankard and me brown ale mug in yer wagon.... I'm off balance and lost wit out em My word Rats, that along with yer gun... we need to stitch things to you!! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
willie wobble Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 3. asked by nekid people to have your picture taken with them..... rolleyes.gif ..... (WILLIE WOBBLE WHHHHOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!) i don't remember being nekid????
theM.A.dDogge Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 3. asked by nekid people to have your picture taken with them..... rolleyes.gif .....(WILLIE WOBBLE WHHHHOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!) i don't remember being nekid???? the red-head man...the RED-HEAD.....!!!! wait...strike that....i meant to say.... the red-head....(pause)....man(as in hey you)....the RED-HEAD(nekid chic) oh just forget it.....ask iron john and the brazillian bomb-shell...they saw her.... or just wait for the pics....oh yeah...the pics damn drunkin bastards
callenish gunner Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 for nearly forty years I've just been known as " THE DAMNED DRUNKEN BASTARD" and have the tankard to prove it (will have to post a pic of that huge rascal) ....I'll try to be a future role model for you lads as the prime example of what a life of drunken debauchery will lead to ...."this too could be you; if you don't mend your ways"
theM.A.dDogge Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 it is soooo much better to be in a group of "drunkin bastards"..... easier to git drynk.... ....harder to be picked out of a line up
Animal Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 Me wife has a huge copper mug that she was thinking of using fer a flower pot. I think it holds almost 40oz. I've been called a drunken bastard for over 20 years!!! Just ask Hurricane, he'll swear to it. I think Bodden Towne in Grand Cayman comes to mind. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
hurricane Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 I will unselfishly volunteer Animal to be our drunken bastard for ya! -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Capt. Sterling Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 And ye and the Goddess can join me and Lil for A glass of port... snigger. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Iron Jon Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 oh just forget it.....ask iron john and the brazillian bomb-shell...they saw her....or just wait for the pics....oh yeah...the pics damn drunkin bastards Didn't one of you drunkin' bastards have a camera phone up there ???? I seem to remember seeing some of those pictures the next day... Jonathan Washbourne "Jonathan Washbourne Junr of Bridgwater appeared in court and was ordered to pay £5 fees and charges or be publicly whipped 20 stripes for his abusive and uncivil behaviour to Elizabeth Canaday Late of said Bridgwater by Thrusting up or putting of a skunk under the Cloaths to her Naked Body And then saying he had Done the office of a midwife." (from The Plymouth Journal, July 1701)
Capt. Sterling Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 I remember seeing them as well but now I can't remember if it was at PiP or RF4... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
hurricane Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 And ye and the Goddess can join me and Lil for A glass of port... snigger. I loves Port. I'll be sure to bring plenty of rum punch along as well. Already stockpiling the muscovado sugar for it. -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
boogator Posted August 21, 2008 Posted August 21, 2008 misson, soo say's she isn't coming this year,going skiing dec.9[my b-day]said was too much packin. i will be camping again,you getting a room? we'll have to time the chonk better as not to miss a good skermish......will have plenty rhum....
callenish gunner Posted August 21, 2008 Posted August 21, 2008 when i said the mug is huge i seriously meant it!!! it will take 3 fifths or rum at once .....providing those of you want to keep pace!!! the mug!!!
Capt. Sterling Posted August 21, 2008 Posted August 21, 2008 Where on earth did ye find that? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Dutchman Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 don't let the old scot fool ya. its that bloody leather fire bucket he was swigging out of at beaufort. tried to drink us all under the table with that one!!!! he just chromiefied it and put a lid on it!!!!!
callenish gunner Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 sorry dutch I only drink bloody ice water from the leather bucket ..... I prefer my rum from pewter
Capt. Sterling Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 And Dutch will never see ye drinking from yer pewter mug.... he be too much of a nancy boy to make PiP... "Its too long of a drive..." So what's wrong with flying miss nancy? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Lily Alexander Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 Thanks for almost making me spit my coffee all over the computer screen. Flying is easy Dutchie, I'm doing it. If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/
Silkie McDonough Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 So Dutch ain't goin t' PiP aye? ....hmmmm ...unacceptable ...not just because of the drive. Dutch you need a better excuse.
Lily Alexander Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 Shall I make room on my broom for you ??? If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/
theM.A.dDogge Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 awww dutchie-poo.....flyin aint hard...its actually a lot of fun...espescially when on the flight into keywest...on a small one engine prop....actually it said crop duster...with a line thru it.....they had to weigh all of us....then move some from one side to the other....made me sit in the middle....had a passenger sit up front in the co-piolet seat....asked him to hold the map....kept askin where we were....passenger looked a bit nervous and pale...even had mid flight cocktails.....from a cooler under the 3rd seat....we had to share 3 cans of coke....and a half eaten mars bar.....when we came in for a landing....they asked us first to be really really still....then quickly everybody lean to the left!!!!....we were just about to land...almost touchdown.....then the piolet said..."crap"...and piulled up realy hard....and started flyin again...he said....damn...wrong airport...they all look the same from up here....maybe i should have filled her up......???? and you think i'm kiddin???
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