Nigel

An jest t’show ye how much French I actually know… I haven’t been listening to Cher, nor have I had a bout of hangover, and whether my lever pours more, that is privileged information, missy! I may, in fact, be past the limit of gargling, but Jesus has never done my brasierre. But thanks for asking.

Actually, dear, ‘twas quoting the immor(t)al Gomez Addams… but I dinna expect ya ta catch the obscure reference. Italian, French, Scots and no temper? Hm…. Loves to meet peeps… (note to self: stop by the store and look fer marshmallow treats.)

Oh Tish, you spoke French! Cara Mia!!!!

What's to be confused about? There's no need to be confused. There is only one thing that is important, and that's the time of day. It's 5:00 ...somewhere. [Your signature has a much more important question anyway. ]

I dunno, hey Captain- I just can't help but wonder...whaddya think Jimmy Buffet would say? funny you should ask... He'd say... It's 5:00 somewhere!

Oh come on, you can't be serious... Don't give me a straight line like that. (Or any one of us scandalous upstarts, fer that matter.) You should know better!

When I hear voices in me head, they say things like "Gee there's a lotta room up here...." "We could go condo..." Arrgh, ya buncha upstarts! Now walk the plank!

I have long since retired my now world-famous tights.

78??? Ye mean when we come down there, I'll have t'wear CLOTHES? Argh and avast.

So, what's the consensus? Who will be the winner? Any projections?

oooOOOOOooooooo!!!!

Goody! I am lookin' farward t' bein' able t'gather with all o' me pirate pals.

My heartfelt condolences, Laura.

Is there any other kind?

Tis sad indeed, to hear of the passing of a fellow pirate, e'en moreso when they are respected by so many. A salute to ye, Deacon.

Try Google.

DROOL! Oh, how nice!!!

Aye ye brings out the Gomez Addams in me. "Oh Tish, you apoke French! Cara Mia!" Very nice painting, luv. Keep us up to date as it progresses.

Talk about a pistol with a "kick"!!!

Aye Paisley luv, there's nun better than you. I can offer some schtick to go with the nun part. I used to do a bit at CORenFest as the Rent-a-gent, and I picked up a great routine from Sebastian, all about "taking up a collection for the Orphanage of the Sisters of Saint Catherine of the Oft' and Easily Converted." If ya want, drop me a note and I'll fill ya in on the details, it's a riot! "This one's for the kids!" I will be making arrangements to get off work for the festival. I am looking forward to seeing ya, and pyrating wif me crewemates!

Capn Enigma, that tattoo is great. I always love a good parody.

I just finished Memoirs of a Buccaneer (pilfered from Captain Hurricane's treasure chest, of course!). What a delightful book. My current favorite.

NICE. I would love to have that kind o' pull on me drawers... er.... Anyways, I likes 'em. Do they stick out a bit from the drawer? Are they a bit tough to get a grip on? (Yes, I am aware that I am leaving myself wide open for snappy comebacks...)

lol Ye be in the right place t'find answers t'yer questions, lass. Be sure t'post a pic when ye get yer outfit together. Speaking of which, would anyone have suggestions on how to make pants like the character "Raphael" in Soul Calibur II? (The black pants with the red panel on the sides)

I do like the coat. "This" Jack better be keepin' a close eye on tha fine bit o' threads, else it'll end up in Nigel's collection o' booty!