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Nigel

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  1. Some people lose their virginity, others find theirs, others still simply misplace theirs. Ah, virginity is a misplaced virtue indeed.
  2. Okay, there are only FOUR things that scare me. Cinn's Nails Paisley's Sharpie Carnies... ...and the fourth is "Turquoise Bikini Man". Brrrrrr.......
  3. Happy New Year, ya bunch o' upstarts.
  4. What? Oh, carnies. Carnies. You know, circus folk. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.
  5. There are only two things that scare me, and one is Cinn's nails. Okay, there are only three things that scare me, One is Cinn's nails, And the other is Paisley's Pink Sharpie.
  6. Ah yes, the memories. And I am looking forward to you being my tour guide this weekend.
  7. SKot, you are truly the "Master of the Quarters" I saleut you.
  8. Oh definitely- Key West! Here is a list of things to do in Key West (while you're drinking): -Captain Tony's -The beach (the beach at Fort Zachary Taylor is great but hey, anywhere in Key West - it's a beach.) -Mel Fisher Museum -Captain Tony's -Sunset Festival -Captain Tony's -Fantaseas Weddings for costumes -and finally, back to Captain Tony's And of course, you could stop by Orlando on your way, and say hi to your Pyrate friends.
  9. Au contraire, my little flower, you are mistaken... he hee heee...
  10. Has anyone else noticed that the words Pyrating and Partying are verrrry similar?
  11. Nobody was quite as surprised as I was when I saw my own back. The marks are nearly faded away, but the memory remains. Flogger, you are in sooooo much trouble. Watch yer back, girl... And Lily, yer a hoot. I look forward to pyrating with ye again... should I say, I look "farrr-ward" to it!
  12. I guess I can kiss my Xmas presents goodbye. That brings a tear to my eye.
  13. On one pyrate outing, I wore a pair of (typical rennie) wrap trousers. When a 'patron' woman asked about them, I replied: "Oh, I got them off a Buddhist Monk. I always wanted to be one of the 'Pirates of Zen Pants'".
  14. Finally, someone who recognizes that quote from Bugs and Daffy! I love ya, Doc!
  15. "... a cute lit-tle bun-ny rab-bit... ...I'm going to love him, and pet him, and call him George..."
  16. Love the quote. ..and what exactly do Vikings DEEEW when they DEEEW what they DEEEW, Olaf? "...what is it that you do do?"
  17. I be lookin' forward t'bein' yer tour guide.
  18. Why noe, I don'te suppose he has tae. Lakewood, eh? I grew up in Lakewood meself, though probably a few years farther back. Me family lived just south of the Federal Center, in Glennon Heights. Well then, we just may know some o' the same peoples. 'Tis a small world, 'til ye tries t'paint it.
  19. Drunk college girls? Oh well *sigh* If I gotta, I suppose...
  20. Heh. He said "flush". Heh. Heh heh.
  21. LOL he was pale and ghostly, for a summer sausage that is....
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