Perkeo

Haggis from MacNivens Pub Gas price of $2.98 per gallon Amanda B., my freind that's pregnant My sister Caywick

plumber's crack

"Oh! Pilot! 'tis a fearful night, There's danger on the deep, I'll come and pace the deck with thee, I do not dare to sleep." "Go down," the sailor cried, "go down, This is no place for thee; Fear not! but trust in Providence, Wherever thou mayst be." "Ah! Pilot, dangers often met We all are apt to slight, And thou hast known these raging waves But to subdue their might." "It is not apathy," he cried, "That gives this strength to me, Fear not but trust in Providence, Wherever thou mayst be. On such a night the sea engulphed My father's lifeless form; My only brother's boat went down In just so wild a storm; And such, perhaps, may be my fate, But still I say to thee, Fear not but trust in Providence, Wherever thou mayst be.” -Thomas Haynes Bayly,

I wouldn't miss my mind...I lost that years ago. I would miss Fast food, chips and salsa, being able to be lazy etc.

“All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned—the biggest word of all—look.” “Most of what I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday school. These are the things I learned: Share every” -Robert Lee Fulghum -

I've got some Gevalia's Amaretto.....mmmmmmm

getting lucky

From Dusk till Dawn....just watched it on HBO....

anything baking

I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking. Scared the crap out of me. So, that's it! After today, NO MORE READING!!!!!

When ever I got to New Orleans it is the first and last place I visit. Of course one year I was short on money and had breakfast, lunch and dinner there...I didn't sleep for 2 days.... The coffee is very yummy!!!! Johnny Tarr...I would come over to share some coffee with ya, but it would be a bit of a drive....

You know you think too much about Pyrates when your family is out shopping and whenever they see something pyratey they think of you and some times buy it for you....

If it weren't for stupid people, I wouldn't have a job....

mmmmmmm.....Cafe' Du Monde Cafe' Au Lait and Beignet

Glad to hear your doing better...there is nothing scarier then to not be in control of yourself. As for me, my back pain has finally gone away. I almost feel like dancing a jig.

Listening to Celtic music on my yahoo messenger.

^ There's an "off season"?!? < Still looking forward to winter v feeling lazy...passing the question.

Really good Rum!

invitation

No. 2 Pencil

40 Rock Solid Reasons To Get Drunk Tonight From The Modern Drunkard Magazine 1. If you don’t drink that booze, by God, someone else will. 2. The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million people and that’s a lot of mouths to feed. 3. Bad ass nicknames like “Chuggybear,” “The Alabama Hamma,” “Pukey McPukerson” are not awarded to people who stay home to do laundry. 4. Your favorite bar stool needs just one more sitting to break it in. 5. This is the one and only night your soul mate will wander into the bar. Seriously. 6. Word on the street is the booze has been trash talking you all day. 7. Without your brilliant wit and charm all those poor bartenders will be so dreadfully bored. 8. Dude, after what you did last time, you gotta go back out there and explain yourself. 9. It’s far better to have a good time you won’t remember than a dull one you will. 10. Remember that English high school teacher you and your pals used to call “Mr. McTightass?” You are so starting to remind me of him. 11. You can bet something really important and worthy of celebration happened on this day at sometime or another. 12. How the hell can you walk around sober when you’re an insignificant speck in an infinite and uncaring universe? 13. Churchill and FDR got drunk, Hitler didn’t. So what are you, some kind of Nazi? 14. If you don’t you’ll wake up in the morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed, and who the hell wants to go through life acting like a goddamn squirrel? 15. Your friends can’t have a good time without you. 16. Your friends might have a good time without you. 17. The Man says you shouldn’t and you don’t want to upset the Man, eh slavebot? 18. There is a 1000 percent better chance you will land a starring role in the upcoming Paris Hilton video Vegas Orgy. 19. Your lawn is so much more comfortable when you’re loaded. 20. You’re much less likely to remember doing all that embarrassing stuff. 21. That feisty barmaid might finally, you know, pick up on what you’re laying down. 22. Listen, are we down on this goddamn rock to have a good time or watch other people have a good time on TV? 23. Your girlfriend has rented a bunch of chick flicks you can snuggle to. 24. You’re under a lot of stress and if you don’t get crazy drunk you might do something crazy sober. 25. You gotta figure the odds of getting thrown in the drunk tank twice in one month are practically negligible. 26. If you don’t hunt the booze, the booze will surely hunt you. 27. When you write your memoirs you won’t have to go through the hassle of making up a bunch of decadent adventures. 28. Al-Qaeda forbids drinking and since when did you start taking orders from Al-Qaeda? 29. Let’s face it: modern life is a shit storm and booze is the only umbrella without any holes in it. 30. 7-11 nachos with extra cheese substitute and chili only taste good when you can’t remember eating them. 31. You did your goddamn monkey dance for the Man and now you get your monkey treat. 32. God hates the sight of you. 33. God won’t stop staring at you. 34. Your boss gets all weirded out when you get drunk during the day. 35. Three Stooges episodes you’ve watched a hundred times are suddenly hilarious again. 36. The day will come when you will have to single-handedly face death, and there isn’t a person alive who can tell you what will happen next. 37. Hemingway shot himself after being sober for two months. 38. When your coworkers ask “What did you get up to last night?” you can smile all cool like and say “Maaaaaan, you don’t wanna know,” instead of chirping “I alphabetized my DVD collection and found out I have two copies of The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Two!” 39. Remember your childhood dream of meeting a brewery heiress and jet-setting around the world on her dime? You think that’s going to happen while sitting in your goddamn apartment watching Captain Picard surrender the Enterprise for the tenth straight episode? 40. It’s so much easier to ring up those old flames and explain exactly where they went wrong. —Frank Kelly Rich

The past

^ I have a teal colored tri-corn style hat and of course my natual wool colored Thrum Cap. < I need a drink to get rid of the pain in my back. v passing the question.

Double fish sandwich from Rally's. The tube of aspercreme for my back. Don R. my future boss. Amanda B. my friend who found out she is pregnant.