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why is it that when I'm drunk or just been drinking I'm more apt to think about deep things then when I'm sober. I can even come up with better answers to things when I've been drinking. I guess that is why my freinds call me the 'drunken master'.

Sir Philip Sidney - “Biting my truant pen, beating myself for spite: 'Fool!' said my muse to me, 'look in thy heart, and write.'”

I'm sure I'll make it to PiP one of these days.

The way the weather has been I'm surprised I'm not sick...I guess it has to do with my ability to create my own heat and adapt to just about anything Mother Nature can throw at me. One of these days I might actually break out a heavy coat. The only thing I'm really feeling it tired. The thought of going to PyrateCon is keeping me going. My thoughts and prayers go out to all those on here that are having difficulty in their lives. Keep your faith, your friends are with you always.

I've learned to sleep during the day not because I want to...because I have no choice.... I'm only working late hours to make sure I have enough money for PyrateCon 2008. I can't wait...I got a hotel in the French Quarter (maybe with a balcony). It even has a pool...I wonder if the weather will be nice by then.....hmmmm Oh, well, work is slowing down so I have been working later....sometimes not getting to bed until 6am. I hope every one is doing well!

This week we've been averaging highs in the 20's and lows about 5-10's with snow flurries every now and then. Of course being the polar bear I am, I've just been wearing my jeans, t-shirt and windbreaker jacket while working outside. (I do roadside assistance for AAA Motor Club) I love the winter!

Hmmm.....not have a late night job? I don't understand. I'm soooo sore and tired. I changed so many tires yesterday that my battery impact wrench stopped working. Oh, well, it's part of the job, I guess. YAWN!!!!

Me friend and I be going this year we got a hotel prime area for drinkin'. We will also be offering some assistance if needed for those pirates that accidentally lock their keys in their veh or be needin' a jumpstart (for the veh). Yeah, PyrateCon!!!!!

Most pirates have A.D.O.S. Attention deficite....Oooooo Shiny! I find it very very hard to figure out which one is my favorite so I'll pick: D. all the above

Do it trembling if you must, but do it ! - Author Unknown -

If I can't sleep I just go to my favorite bar and help them kick every one out then take out the trash then sit around drinking until 1st shift comes in to make us breakfast (french toast dipped in Baileys washed down with a bloody mary). <---true story

'Curiouser and curiouser!' cried Alice. 'But then,' thought Alice. 'shall I never get any older than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way--never to be an old woman--but then--always to have lessons to learn!' `Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar. This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, `I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.' `Now, I give you fair warning,' shouted the Queen, stamping on the ground as she spoke; `either you or your head must be off, and that in about half no time! Take your choice!'

Us men are good at that sort of thing... My new job keeps me up kinda late. I go on call around noon and stay on call until around 2am. When I get home I'm up until at least 4am before passing out in the chair. So far, no drool on the keyboard.

Horrors! 365 scary stories.

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. - George Burns I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.- Gracie Burns

Here is one of mine I have 4 The Pirate Pub

Great! now I have a hankerin' for some bologna! Evil pirates!

That is exactly what I do. I would rather show some one the town then cook something at home. I love the smell of a freshly corked bottle of wine.

I love the smell of some one else cooking...

Hobbs has a very very good point! Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~Albert Einstein

bedtime stories

Ok, here we go. "Tanner! This entire city is infested with killer cockroaches! I repeat: killer cockroaches!"

Haggis and soda bread