A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases
it over onto the shoulder of the Road. She carefully steps out of the
car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became
snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the
road?!"
asks the Officer...
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.