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Rumba Rue

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  1. well know we know where that Blackbeard from "True pirates of the Carribbean is.."
  2. and from the swiss alps....yodel la hee hoooooooooooooooooo!
  3. Calls a phone sex line "Hello big guy, what do you want tonight?" "Uh, surprise me" "We have two fine young ladies for you." "I've done that already. What else do you have?" "How about a really cool gal with big hooters?" "Naw, I feel like I'm getting crushed everytime they get thrown into my face." "Slavery?" "Nope, I'm a friend of Abe Lincoln's" "Well how about bondage? We have a Lex Luther look-a-like just for you?" "Hmmmm, yes that sounds good. Just let me get my rubber doll that looks like him."
  4. Well I must be dumber than a rock, cuz I didn't know any of them! Oh shut up out there!
  5. Gawd I just love a man in tight pants.... oh was there a waistcoat? Oh yea, really nice too.
  6. For those who think they know it all, here's a test for you. How smart are you ? ? These are not trick questions. 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in Standard English begin with the letters "dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? 8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold (grocer) frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. 9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "S." * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Answers* Answers to Quiz: 1. the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. Boxing 2. North American landmark constantly moving backward - Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.) 3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. Asparagus and rhubarb. 4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside. Strawberry. 5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.) 6. Three English words beginning with dw dwarf, dwell and dwindle. 7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. . period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotat ion marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses. 8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. Lettuce. 9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with "s" . . . shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
  7. I've added some more great things. Do take a look! **If you see something but you want one of the other pictures on it, please let me know I can get it for you.
  8. Well only 53% for Scorpio. But 100% for LEO.
  9. So come on out and join us. Pirates of Treasure Cove will be there.
  10. Thanks Kass! That dress is scruptious!
  11. swimming pool (where I am going as soon as I log off!)
  12. Yes, those are the correct ones to use. Forget those stupid furry lined buckled things, they are aren't period.
  13. So do I!!!!! In fact Louie Lambie (standing, dark hair and beard, green waistcoat) and Gail Selinger (sitting in boat, orange shirt) can be seen.
  14. Gorgeous dress Kass. Is there a front view? Silk sucks. It doesn't breath and here in Calif. where the heat index is high, you don't want to use it. I have a really nice black silk shirt I found at a thrift store to use for some costume stuff, gads, is it hot!
  15. Aye the Rose is docked here in San Diego. I've been aboard her, incredible ship! The below decks are decorated like they were for Master and Commander, really cool. She is in need of major repairs before she can sail again. That's why there's a charge to get aboard her. Plus it helps with docking fees.
  16. Crikey, Bess, let me know when I should come and visit you again at the studio. Now that Boats is back on a regular schedual he can probably make it.
  17. Gaawd I wish I could be there. But I just can't afford the plane ride.
  18. LOL! I've never heard of carpet commandos before! Rugrats
  19. Fair winds and following seas m'dear!
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