Merrydeath

Merry dances a jig on the bar top, her boots on but nada else, (sorry but the counter was cold!!) Dances to the song, You're too Sexy for Your Flintlocks..

Dickens

take the tire back and tell them the belt was screwed up, then take your cutlass and run em thru... Charity, I hope you feel better. (Big hugs and a pint of Guinness, some chips and a banger..)

There will be a Ren fest and pirate faire in Iowa on Sept 2 to the 4th, in the Amana colonies. Oour Beloved Larry, Queen of Scotts will be there, and more fun than you can shake a stick at! Kilts, wenches, boobage, drunk men in kilts.... Need I say more???

indeed, Kent, I would luv to be your escourt. I even have on a pirate shirt. and nada else.

sweetness by the foot

candy

I have some interesting ideas for the fest.. including some that I hope will become FG favorites. I like the idea that we can become a traveling crew to fests and share the fun! BTW, I hope to help Searover with the site, someone is sending me a webpage program that rocks!

I think you just were.. and its a come as you are party.

suck..

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. --Lynn Lavner

feeling much better.. I have a definite job offer, not exactly what I want but more money and hours. I need to pay my bills, and stay ahead of the game. as for everything else.... its not worth chewing thru the ropes. Kent.. hearts can break, and its very loud when they do.

hork 14 up, 6 down 1. v to quickly eat. 2. v to vomit or belch in a manner like that of vomiting. 3. n vomit 4. v to steal or pilfer, usually pertaining to items of little value. 5. v screw up, make dysfunctional 6. v to sell (a bastardization of *hawk*) 6. v do (can mean essentially anything) i horked it down, then i horked it back up. then he horked my hork, and horked it to this guy who was totally horked up. then i horked my sister any of the above??

bump, since a few people missed this.

I guess those tick odorlesseye off.. I won't shop at Best Buy anymore.. if I have the work done, it will cost me $350 to fix my climate controls on my car. They installed a Cd player in my car. I guess I wont' go back there again.

Hairy box??

Mr Straw.. under no circumstances will you use any force to win that contest.. no swords, no guns, no daggers, no cannon.. especially no cannon. Its leaves marks on the fine clothes. Did I mention no donkeys, no gunpowder, no powder monkeys.. (Lady B.. did I leave anything out?)

Duke of York

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. David Frost

Hey sailor.. buy me a drink?? several??

I likes ye, brother, but I'll nay be pimped out t' the likes o' ye! Maybe, and I mean MAYBE, if they toss in some chalupas, we might have some kind of accord. yo Quiero Taco Bell... with special sauce. Not that I want a three some, but what would you do for a Nacho Salad.. and if you want to.. you can call me Nacho Mama.

Prince of (chuckles)

I found this online, but I got to see some of them in person.. its to plunder for! The black on white dead pirate is great... http://www.hottopic.com/store/product.asp?...M=237600&RN=436

ticki bar, fountain that looks like a pirate drinking, a swearing parrot (polly wants some nookie) mug, earrings, and more.

I guess that is why you are Bloodscalp?? cause you ARE blond? and yes, Pat, you still have a chance at a lap dance.. If its still ok with Captbloodscalp to do it..