Aye, the lady sailed into the bay,
apparently queen of the quay,
till the pyrate most Royal,
did her to battle entoil,
as Pyrates be call'n Foreplay!
Said her captain "this be go'n to far!"
"My ship be too lovely to mar!"
she did hear as she run
under the pyrate'n gun
from the RR a loud "au revoir!"