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Zephyr

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  1. Happy Thanksgiving to you, El Pirata and to all!
  2. Sir, I'm amazed the virus can live in yer blood! Much less multiply! Get well soon! (stepping up me water and C/Bcomp and zinc (but not too much)...was wondering if I should put the effort into finding a place to get the shot.....I don't get sick (shouldn' t have said it....) but the news started to get me a little more concerned.....thanks for saving me the time EP...vitamin M? Ye lost me.....minerals ....... magnesium?manganese?molybdenum?.................................marshmellies?
  3. ...I meant stuffing .....but I am glad to hear that he's pitch'n in. He's just been hanging about fer a month or so (I hear) on the captains good graces.....(post Halloween depression likely...Fred, not the cap't)...have a good sail and a good dinner!
  4. syphilitic dementia....would make sense..........the neuro systems and cardiovascular systems become involved and result in various symptoms (aneurysms of the aorta are common) and/or various types of psychoses.......and eventually general paralysis
  5. as long as they're not expectin' Ded Fred to contribute....
  6. put them all together in one blenderfull dear, with a cup of natural yogurt...ten ice cubes... and a banana...it's very filling and will solve your hair problem too in a week or so..... 'course ye'll lose the hair on yer head too...........but ye look good in the bandana
  7. I don't picture it as a likey Disney materia
  8. I'm still saying with a little ambition and being cursed... he coulda' walked somewhere in six...seven years..I do mean...would you sit thar waitin? Ye'd be hoof'n it.......
  9. funny that I didn't notice it when we be paint'n 'is toesies.....did I paint the one foot twice? Aaarr rum and nail polish fumes...apparently they don't mix well.......was it rum I was drinkin?...nay you'd never remember either..... I were too busy wait'n fer some one to when I said a PINK.... Some a' the "pains" in me life be the most highly amusing too..... I can never quite get rid a' them....too much entertainment value they inspires me........ta' grow and learn
  10. sigh...noose is a great idea.............slips back to the sixties...t shirt save the "Sausalito One! Ded Fred ......long may he hang! Equal rites fer pyrates!
  11. my thoughts were straying that way also...but not for long...... awful place ta' get a wound... bending to load the cannon? Dropped 'is cutlass?
  12. so ye'll be hangin the reindeer by Freds noose? still amused by the idea of mulling over the holiday decorations...good pun Captain Sir.......seems to have missed most targets though
  13. Aye! ye got it sir! ther interfer'n with yer right ta' expressyerself and yer religious practice (I do think this qualifies as religion...defined as a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature and purpose of the universe!....involving ritual observence devotional practice etc.....)...as guaranteed by our constitution (tha script not the ship...though that might come in handy too........) Personally I'm quite amused (use sickened on a bad day (hormones)) by the by the mentalcontractedness of those who think their practice is the only one. Senna works well. hang reindeers? sound verrry pagan....verrry pagan indeed and as fer Santa....and his Elves....and the 25th being the old pagan wintering celebration from very ancient time.........well...........
  14. Arrrr...seems I'm a bit late but I'm surprised it didn't occur to ya sooner than later. Sorry about Fred....... They call it loitering? Hanging about without occupation? tell them es' an important part of balancing the yardarm (or something nautical) call the ACLU (unless ye have a HOA like the selfservingpiddlekopfs that run my complex (don't get me started .... me Hungarian comes out)...ye didn't sign any agreeement to conform to a nice middleclassappearance did ye? or do ye remember? Fer G/G sakes lad, ye gots cannon on the deck and a windswayingskyhangingdeaddummyman worries them? Lords! Tell them it's an important Tibetan ceremony....a symbolic sky burial......a representational rather tham exposing them to the real event (all in consideration of the neighbors sensitivities (a course, if they go fer it ye have to find a real object fer sky burial..............) will captweaver write the ballad of Dead Fred?
  15. Happy Birthday May this birth year bring the fulfillment of your dreams! Fortuna smile upon thee!
  16. I still be reeling from the vision a' the cropcirclekittylitter. I'm imagining the book will be out in a few months after Oprah and such. Speak'n a' kitties That Pud is a verrry fierce cat on his good days he hissed and he spat there was nothing scarrier than that Jack Russell Terrier OOoops....I mean Pud-the-Pyrate-Pub-Cat! written on a scrap a' paper towel with purple ink and stuck to the wall with gum...... ZZZzzzz sounding from the inside a' the privy and Merrydeath wait'n and all..........will return tomorrow to read the rest in daylight..........not a place that I'd light a candle
  17. Good suggestions all! the bodice generator an outstanding idea! fitting by trial and error is sucha' pain!
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