Arrrr...seems I'm a bit late but I'm surprised it didn't occur to ya sooner than later.
Sorry about Fred....... They call it loitering? Hanging about without occupation? tell them es' an important part of balancing the yardarm (or something nautical) call the ACLU (unless ye have a HOA like the selfservingpiddlekopfs that run my complex (don't get me started .... me Hungarian comes out)...ye didn't sign any agreeement to conform to a nice middleclassappearance did ye? or do ye remember? Fer G/G sakes lad, ye gots cannon on the deck and a windswayingskyhangingdeaddummyman worries them? Lords! Tell them it's an important Tibetan ceremony....a symbolic sky burial......a representational rather tham exposing them to the real event (all in consideration of the neighbors sensitivities (a course, if they go fer it ye have to find a real object fer sky burial..............)
will captweaver write the ballad of Dead Fred?