theM.A.dDogge

a funny thing happend to your rhum...mickey after being in such a hurry to unload the trailor from the trip.....i found the cap had gone missin on yer bottle o'rhum...and sadley....had to poor the rest of it out....into me gullet...... ooooooopppppsies?!?!?! damn fyne rhum it was too....

...sure...... ....for MAGS....... ....right....... jealous of the yeller chamise are ya now????

owwww?!?!?..... ....i said i was just askin??!?!?......... sheeeshs!?!!? so....is she HOT!?!?!

....is she HOT???!!!!??? just askin.....

mine was aged 12 years..... damn...anyone got any fresh wine???....not all this old stuff i keep findin....if it was that good...why didn't they drink it when it was still fresh???

cant wait to meet lil' "clintilda"..... ok i'm still holdin out for the name.....how 'bout a nickname?? ok fine...the next one then.... she's beutiful she is.....do ya know who the father is yet?? OUCH!!!!!!.......just got slapped side of the head by me wife.......she sends her blessings as well. and yo...mama.....the "green fairy" sends her blessings as well....says ya got a "kiss" commin soon.......HA!

SPANISH MADEIRA your ...we..eeeeecccccchhhhhhhhh...lcome

oh we can allways find the bar...its just tryin to find our way out again...thats where we's allways lost??!!!???

Lady B, Bigger Hotel...that's for sure. I've have seen the layout and it's BE A U Ti FUL!!!! As far as loosing crew members to various acts such as... Lost at the Bar Lost at the Pool Lost...just plain lost.. You're old enough to know better. once again..... i never git lost....i allways hav me hammock......nuf said now jist ta figur out how ta git a boat in the pool!?!?!

it's ok....i'll bring the hammock

sorry folks....used to joust a little in me younger days....i have yet to see anyone in the US....actually really joust.....most of it is choegraphed...even the supposed FULL CONTACT...just is a slick term to say they are hitting each other.....a real ash pole...used for the game section....are usually tipped with a balsa wood tip...and scored besides....to git that wonderful splintering and breakage.....tricks are used to save the horses.....usually they are knpown a head of time who i winning....or i have seen some(very few)...done on the honour system...which means...oh good hit...i will fall now....sort of thing...again to save the horses from any real danger..... with that being said.....i have seen a couple(quite a few actually)...oooopppppsies....where someone missed their targets....an actually knock the other guys off their seat...thats damn cool....as long as it wasnt you!!!...and a couple of bad passes with blunted swords...one guy missed....got hit in the forehead.....hell of a black eye and swelling...but still managed to finish the show....also a couple of broken bones thrown in the mix..... but for the most part....even full contact....still means staged combat...whith the emphisis on "STAGED"...but some will play rougher than others..... damn i miss it.

they are probably sittin on her doorstep...when she gittin back???

damn they look good.....i hate you all!! where the hell are ours??? hey...wait a minute....!?!?!?! Donna took all the money for the group order.....including a bit extra for ezpidiated shipping......then she went to china to see the olympics....... when did she git her tickets??? before...or ...after we sent her the mony??? damn i better be gittin a damn good souvineer from china!!!!!

borrow someone elses tower pistol..... then return it an say... "i think your frizzen is cracked!?!" as you go back to your camp an put on your new frizzen.... by the way...billie had a cracked frizzen....then he came back from Pike River...with new one....??? he didn't happen to borrow your tower pistol....did he??

it is soooo much better to be in a group of "drunkin bastards"..... easier to git drynk.... ....harder to be picked out of a line up

oi...i saw her first.... ....'sides...she was the one who pushed me off of the sea wall.....wait...dat mean i fell for her???? nope....i was pushed where or where is my "number 14", where o' where can she be?? i fell(was pushed) off the great sea wall, and Rats took her away from me.... sounds like a new hit song too me??!?!!?!

right.....try an' git one in bed wit out gold an silver!!!!

you talkin the "bellydancer" from kenosha???

Dude, As great as it would be to see you again and have you here for this event... I do not want to be even indriectly responsible for your divorce. Stay at home and spoil the missus... Or if she likes to play pirate as well, drag her along and call it a weekend getaway. spoken like a tru newleywed...who knows the new wife is looking over his shoulder reading this post...... ive been married longer so i'll speak fer ya..... damn it man...we need more elves!!!!!

the red-head man...the RED-HEAD.....!!!! wait...strike that....i meant to say.... the red-head....(pause)....man(as in hey you)....the RED-HEAD(nekid chic) oh just forget it.....ask iron john and the brazillian bomb-shell...they saw her.... or just wait for the pics....oh yeah...the pics damn drunkin bastards

Wot?!?!? Am I not a good enough drunk or a good enough bastard to be one of the druken bastards? oh....your defiantley a bastard of the highest sort..... but to be truly one of the "drunken bastards"..... well first ya got ta have a copper mug that holds at least 35oz.... rats holds 35oz...while mine holds 351/2oz....and sooo on.... then ya gots ta have at least 10 stories that others tell about ya that start with the phrase..... "some drunken bastard just....." or "i cant believe those drunken bastards just......" then pictures of ya got to show up on the interent that show: 1. in a dress (chamises)... ....yellow perfered 2. falling down steps... ....or a sea wall ...for example 3. asked by nekid people to have your picture taken with them..... ..... (WILLIE WOBBLE WHHHHOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!) 4. be .....a drunken bastard... 5- 10.....i forgit.. now my dear mickey....your well on your way...an i have no doubt that after PiP....???? you will be a drunken bastard too!!!!

nobody said it had to be YOURS!?!?! ah yeah....not mine either!!!!!

nobody said it had to be YOURS!?!?!

just ordered 2.....1 to tel me when the Pub opens....and 1 to tell me how long before last call.....

its not over...til the plane leaves.... keep tryin man...looks like no billie this year....got kepp the reputations up.....cant be the druken bastards....if there is just me...then its just that druken bastard...just dont sound right