theM.A.dDogge

i believe the left...tho not sure why???...anyone know why its the left arm???...i know the left hand was considered the arm that ran to the heart...thats why the wedding ring on the left...but is that the same reason for the black arm band???

WWWOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahem.... ...sorry...meant........ oh damn....

who knew??....i been a "frenchie" all these years!!!

tis settled then...i'll drynk his!!!

thats why i have a bandlero with "apostles".....cant tie and failed oragami

good idea...since i'll be wearrin one anyway.....i'm in

...looks like we're back to using as a gag again... !?!

ceiling nails??... ...i thought they were called coffin nails.... ...HEY WAIT a minute?!?!?!! but i'm not dead yet?!?!?!

Oh it is!! But ye have to fight with him to see who gets to ride on the cart... Someone must document this excursion photographically. Oh I agree, RedJessi. Hi definition and 3D too Boot!!!! Alert the mdeia and put it on "Funniest Home Videos" Animal Actually the funniest part wasn't Maddogge, twas the charming little old ladies that Maddogge almost ran over with the cart... "Oh look the pirates! Is it that time of year already Mable? How long are you boys in town for this time?" Kind of like Fleet Week ... course....considerin Mission only has a Bicycle ....the true experience will be the ride to and from the store....with both of us in full Pyrate Garb...with me arms full of groceries...riding on the Handle bars....

i'll be bringin greek coffee and briki...and i belive Willie Wobble said hes got a i'briki...thats fer the turkish shtuff plus free coffee ground readings after!!

i dont know if i could committ to such a venture...with all the other scheduled undertakings....with all the drynkin,eatin,sleepin,drynkin,wenchin,drynkin;shootin,drynkin,sleepin,drynkin... ..now build a coffin besides?? maybe....whose bringin the rhum??

i would like to add.....that for the entire time I'll be there....i shall wear a black clothe 'round me arm...in memorial...fer Cap'in Tony....he was the best of the Pirates of us all

yer al jealous....

this ones really close to how we do it...tho i believe it to be more american cival war approved....but works really well http://3rdalabama.org/roll_cart.htm yo...Bo....i would be interested in seein some of your frenchie/spainy style documents on catridges.....

yo Mission....if you an i are making Salamungundy....i think that word gits bigger evertime i spell it)...and you are a vegitarian...we might have to make a variation or two...let me know what you had in mind...either way sounds good

I volunteer to stand guard. I'm a very honorable and up standing pyrate. Just ask me Animal i heard ya was a "up" pyrate.....stand up...git up...throw up i'm more of a "down" pyrate meself....sit down...git down...throw down...boogie down

They are both under my protection which means IF YOU misbehave... I will have to kill them! what do ya mean..."IF"....???

i do have a very large....very comfortable....very cozy ....hammock....comes complete with a very snuggley teddy bear.... WOT??? just sayin'....

on the second night...... as i laid there on her bed, waitting to fall asleep next to her sleeping form, it started to happen again...... this time it was a little different....thop i could still see the place on the wall where the wall meets the ceiling...a place i had been starring at for some time now....i could also see(thru my own eyes)....i could see me push back the blanket, and sit up...could see my feet as the swung out of bed....could see my hand reach for the door which was half way open, and open it furthur and walk into the upstairs hallway where there was a night light illuminating the top of the stairs....all while never lossing site of the spot on the wall where it meets the ceiling..... then i could see myself at the top of the stairs...could see my hand on top of the bannister....and wait...... then i could see....thru the railings...into the deep darkness of the dinning room....tho i couldnt actually see anything in the dark...i could follow the movement....of something...something comming thru the dinning room....then turn behind the archway into the living room....hidden from view...at the foot of the stairs...the night light barely reached the landing at the foot of the stairs....the landing then turned and went three steps down into the living room.... then i saw ....well i saw a small....childlike arm....reach from behind the archway...and lean on the bottom landing....then another arm reach and lean on the landing.........then after a moment....i saw a childlike head come into view....black hair...pale complexsion...dark ...sad eyes......then the face...the little boy....turned and looked up the stairs at me.....then after a long moment....it leaned back behind the archway...once agin into the dark where it was hidden from view.......as i saw myself take a step down the stairs....then another.... and the vision stopped.... i was once again starring at the wall where it meets the cieling....and i sat up...pulled the covers from my legs...swung around out of bed...stood up...reached for the half opened door..... AND SLAMMED IT SHUTT?!?!?! LOCKED IT!!...SHUVED THE NIGHTSTAND IN FRONT OF IT!!!!AND JUMPED BACK INTO BED AND SNUGGLED WITH THE SLIGHT FRAMED WOMEN WITH THE COVERS THROWN OVER ME HEAD!!?!?!? yeah...that relationship was never goinna work out.... now....several years later...(6 to be percise)...my brother likes to point out....that i messed up....that i actually had the spirit of a little boy trying to comunicate to me...first by showing me that my girlfriend was going to scare me...then by asking me to come down stairs....and wot????.... at the time i was sure i diddnt want to hear what he had to say?!?!?! but now....but now i think i am ready...if sumething like that ever happened again????....i think....i think i would walk down the stairs....right after i finished peeing my pants......

i posted this over in the TAVERN.... several years ago...i was dating a girl in wisconsin. she lived in a house built in the late 1800's. well she lived alone and had several night lights stationed around the house...for the late night bathroom run and such. well....the last time i visited her(diddnt know it was goinna be the last time)...and it was time for bed...she went upstairs to get ready for bed while i went to the back door to grab my overnight bag, left in the kitchen. i locked the back door, turned off the kitchen lights, and was now bathed in an eiry light blue glow from the night light. i bent over to grab my duffle off the floor..... and it happened.... the best way to explain it...islike i had a out of body experience...i could still see thru my own eyes...but at the same time i was also seeing myself...as if i was watching myself from the otherside of the house...hiding in the darknees of the other room...watching myself bend down and pick up my duffle...but about 3 steps before i actually did it....i could see my self bend down, grab the duffle, stand up, turn around with a strange expression on my face, and take a step toward the dark dinning room entrance...as i was just strating to bend down and grab my bag.... i thought this was weird to say the least...i stood up and turned around (sure i had a strange look on my face) and strated wlking toward the dinning room(which was in total darkness)....i then saw(from he other set of eyes)....my self reach the edge of the doorway, and stop...the light a perfect silloutte in the doorway with the kitchen night light behind me....then look into the dark...and take three steps into the dark....THEN I HEARD A GROWL FROM THE DARKNESS AS ANOTHER SILLOUTTE OF A LONGHAIRED THING JUMP UP FROM THE DARK WITH CLAWS UP ONTO MY CHEST AND SHOPULDERS AS I FELL AWAY INTO THE DARK.......!?!?!?!?! and the vision stopped.....just as i reached the edge of the doorway......... i thought....woththe !?!?!?!.....as i tryed to peer into the darkness of the room....i then thought.....damn, i am 30 years old....and still afraid of the dark???...so with a thin cloak of bravery...i boldly strutted into the room....and on my third step....i heard a growl....as i turned to the direction in which i heard it i saw a shadow leap out of the dark...with a main of long blonde hair and hands in the shape of claws...my girlfriend jumped into my arms....as i fell onto the floor...screaming like a little girl and deficating in my shorts..... she was laughing so hard...and yelling ....i got you!!!!! and all i could mutter was.....you have know idea...... then on the second night........

Aye you seems to be a bit excited 'bout me wife arriving? Well I'll just .... ... ...well your better a shootin,....... better at fightin.......crap.... BUT? I've got video of you in a DRESS!! oh yeah...SO DO I!?!?!? oh wait... damn...

Ah-harr...git yee gone, ye mock manned tailor fer a trade, ye crossgrained bone idled crowin' grass combin' half masted foul lived paltry officious sluggard soul. Ye should be dead an quite beyond it, ye gallowsy spindle shanked twopenny. Enough of this stump winged attempt of spiritless epitaphs, by one so dawcocked an scupperlout. Trounce the devilment out of ye I will, and no bones 'bout it says I. (me tinks di s is what ya had in mind Amamnamamanamnajiria??!!)

damn-long legged pyrates...

WWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! quickley rights h'mself.....knocks over table lamp as he desperatley carreens about....madley lookin' fer his "dingley dangley bits" to pack fer the trip.....??!?!!?!? need to git some more....."green fairy"......!?!?!?