the Royaliste

Ditto!..As wif' most 'o me crew, they pretty mush do wot' they feel like doin', an' once in a while, it all works!! I'm thinkin' the 'equality under the Black Flag' style keeps most all 'appy!! :)

GRRRRREAT pics, Coastie!!!..Love the Bloke wif' the Thompson on the foredeck, might hafta save that 'n for me first mate!...

We've a rather nice 'set' 'o articles for the Royaliste, but ye'd be needin' to speak wif' me Quartrermaster, Poison Quill, for a copy....Sorry, but we've signed RRRRR articles already, Mate. :)

"Hmmm, I tends to prefer the 'breechloaders wot' walk on their own two legs, (at least 'till the rum kicks in! )....

*Jest pullin' ye're wooden legs, mates!!*

"Hmmm, I thunk it wuz the bowsprit!!...Nose to nose, eh?".....leaves 18th century chalk to slow down the carvin' and encourage the period 'taggers'...

Aye'm still fer the mortars, but they are a friend's, an' an old crewmate, if'n she shows!!..Most likely will, tho, she's missed nary a New Year's in the last 3 or 4..."

My harbormaster's not too fond 'o the last time I tried some magnesium drill shavin's!!..But they wuz waaay kewl!!"

Aye, mate!!..Line uppa bunch 'o deck guns, fire 'em off together, an' melt that shit 30 feet at a time!!..Then skate on the run-off!!!.."

"Hmm, 'ow's the beak, M'dear???"...*curiou, looking for swelling*...

"Hmm, much better, thunk Aye wuz gonna learn a new language!!"

(New invention, fireworks mortar balls in the swivel gun!!...Waaaaay kewl!!)

Pulls dirk, scratches in door....

'Stepped outside, when 'wot the 'eck?'

Seagull pooped all o'er the deck.

Loaded a deck gun ,aimed at the pilin',

seagull's hollerin', an' kinda smilin'!

Put a 3 inch screw in some meat inna cup,

Now 'e's a' floatin', both feet up!

(Tuff poopin' them screws, eh?)

*punctuates by stickin' feather in t.p. roll*

"Hmm, ?como se dice 'normal'?

"Hmm, flyin' a WWII 82nd Airborne 48 star ensign today, meself"..

A medicinal repair wif' some Malibu rum be in order, methinks!!!...Atta girl, Penny!!

Pulls dagger, and carves across everything on the wall.....

'LAND SHARK RULES!!'

Eh , vato?.....

Actually, I was chatting with the Lady e'en 'afore the 'witch Rosie, but I'll duck just in case, Pirata!!.. :)

"Hmm, once upon a Pyrate's lifetime, long ago, Jenny was curious as to writin' a bit 'o romance fiction..then she mysteriously disappeared...."

Don't forget Sir Francis Drake...Pirate to some, knighted in England.

Coastie

Yeah but so was Henry Morgan and he was a backstabbing bastard!

"Yessir!!!..Men 'afore their own time!!...Why, If'n they wuz around today, they could be Gov'nor or President!!!!"

You've been quite scarce as of late, Jenny..Welcome back .....

Pours a mug 'o the Cap'n, and tosses it back.."Skoal!...And, anyhooo, 'e'ere's to a sucessful road campaign!!"....

"Aye!..and you, lass!!!!...."

"Bloody Bloomin' Flippin' 'eck wif' a bunch 'o that mullarky!!!"..

..'Begins loading all gun batteries........

Is this casting person connected to Paramount?...Wondering.....

* Rolls Specially marked keg from the deck, down the gangplank, and breaks out the tankards*.."Avast ye, Maytee!!...'ere's to ye, an' many more!!"

(Me first mate's as 'pirate' as they come, but without a .45 he ain't alive!) :)

Like I said, Mate!..All auto's!

After sailin' many an ocean, one begins to understand the requirements for offshore sailing...... :)