Captain Sage

Hey Lookee! http://www.goldenhinde.co.uk/ Captain Sage

Cheeze-wiz might last forever, but I heard that most possums only live one year. Could it be they ugly themselves to death? Captain Sage

Perhaps it be too much filthy lucre wot corrupted 'em. Whatsay we help them to be rid of it?... seein as how it were our lucre. Captain Sage

Happy Birthday! I celebrate one every year or so, meself. Captain Sage

What in the name of Blackbeard's arse is THIS about? Captain Sage

Happy Happy Birthday Birthday!! Captain Captain Sage Sage

Try the downloads section here: windows themes Captain Sage

Arrr there any pix of this ballyhoo? in the Album, maybe? Captain Sage

Try piratesahoy.net... they have themes. :) Captain Sage

SIZE: Ye can right (mouse button) click on it and choose 'Properties'. Then click on 'Summaries' tab. OR.... If ye have the basic Paint program that is in Windows, you can open it in there and: 1)click 'Image' and then 'Attributes.' OR 2) hold down Ctrl button while pressing 'E' CHANGE SIZE: 1) If (in the Windows Paint program) you change the height and width under 'Image>Attributes', it will cut out any part of the picture that is over 64 X 64 pixels.(if that's the numbers you type in)This is called cropping. 2) If you want to keep all the picture and rezize it all to 64 X 64pixels, goto 'Edit' and click 'Select All'. Grab the lower right blue square like a handle(hold down the mouse button) and move it towards the upper left side of the picture while looking at the numbers that display lower right. Aim for 64 X 64 or a little less like 62 X 62, etc. Then... save it. If this leaves the picture too ugly or blotchy looking, you'll need a little better picture editing program, and ol' Captain Sage or any one of a dozen other blokes will resize it for free and send it back to you.... even McVox the Admin! I hope this helps, Captian Sage

Arrr, that's right, check to see ya got "image scale" on. We'll have ya Jack Avatars in no time. Captain Sage

Ahoy, mates! There are two choices for 'pic on my thing', being your avatar or personal photo.... I will try to help you: On the first page where you're signed in, look at the bar that says "Logged in as:", above the ropey divider.... To the right of your name, click on "My Controls".... If it's personal photo you want, click it under "Personal Profile" and browse your computer (easiest way) for a suitable pic. Once you click on it under "Choose File", it should show in the bar, then click"Update Photo".... OR- Click "Edit Avatar Settings"or something similar under same "Personal Profile"area of "My Controls".... Adding a pre-installed or one from your computer are the easiest but not the only choice... Then hit "Update Avatar"... I hope that helps. Cheers! Captain Sage

Arrr, my wife says THEY should be beggin' 'parley' to come to US! Captain Sage

'appy Birthday! Enjoy the marshmellies... :) Captain Sage

sunset....Port Royal...Sept.19, 1690.....dozens of ships around... all of them owned by pirates..... (it's rough on the history and there's no telephones, so work with me here) Henry Morgan is kicked back on deck, grabs the horn and shouts over to Blackbeard on the next ship, "Avast! Whadya' doin'?" Blackbeard:"Nothin' much, watchin' the sunset, drinkin' a rum... whadya' doin?" Morgan:"Nothin' much, watchin' the sunset, drinkin' a rum... " Blackbeard:"True." Morgan shouts to Sam Bellamy's ship nearby:"Avast! It's Blackbeard!" Bellamy:"Avaaaasssst!" Blackbeard:"Avaaaasssst!" Morgan:"Avaaaasssst!" ..and on it goes... Vane, Rackham, Bonnet, and others chime in, their tongues stuck out as they yell to each other: "Avaaaasssst!" "..aaaaaa..." "...aaaaaa.." "...aaaaaa..." True. *exceptin' for the gentle piratin' of ideas, skit contents ©2003 The Pirate's Realm

Welcome aboard, lass! someone may post a message to ye' one day. Captain Sage

Aye, 'appy birthday to ye! Captain Sage

We've decided to batten the hatches and ride 'er out here in NC. Thurs. evening should be rainy and 'breezy' in my area. Maryland looks to be out of the trouble by Saturday. Keepin' a weather eye out..... Captain Sage

Great graphic for a button, but where is the party kit page? Captain Sage

...so I'm guessin' by the size and kick of it that it should be called an elephant's foot pistol.... Captain Sage

Consider yourself invited! Captain Sage

Maybe you could use killstain's name... Didn't need your patronizing enlightenment, matey... Just wondered how you chose the 'moniker'.... No need to feel put out about 'explaining'.

You're like a museum all by yerself! Where in the world do you get this stuff? Are you a research librarian, too? I'm fascinated. Captin Sage

I'm hopin' Mad Mary ain't plannin' on marryin' in just her birthday suit! Captain Sage

thread over.... welcome back Cap'n Luigi! Captain Sage