Bonnie Red Weasel

Goodness, dear, that sounds like something of a challenge. Don't underestimate the Weasel's ability to tempt

Okay, so this stuff might, unfortunately, give you a clearer idea of just what sort of pyrate i am. You may or may not consider any of these items piratey, but they are all very very nice, and i very very much need the money, to finance my trip to play at being a pyrate at Pennsic next week (i'll be sure to post pictures). Thanks in advance for your support! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 By the way, i soooooooo much don't want to sell the boots, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...

Ooh ooh - i loooooooooove a good game of "Tempt the Monk"

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I'll be arriving the afternoon of the 12th, and heading back on the 15th. Yeah, I know it's pathetically short, but it's better than nothing. I'll be camping with the Outlanders. I hope to meet as many of y'all as possible.

Wait 'til you see the new one i'm working on. It's turning out wonderful. i'm not sellin' that one, though - too much work has already gone into it. Did the "tar pitch" finish and it looks SWEET.

Okay, now that I've got your attention... I'm selling some piratey clothing items that may be of interest to y'all. I need money to get to Pennsic (and I've got my eye on a pretty new signal whip, but that's an altogether different matter...), so please take a look. Thanks!!!!! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 - Weasel

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soft and warm

Clapton - Kind Hearted Woman Blues

Dawn Patrol

corn cob pipe

Okay - i'll have to rent that one as well. I adore Love Actually. i bought myself a copy, and i watch it when i want a little indulgence for myself.

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Moo Moo Shu Moo Moo Moo Moo Shu Shu Moo Shu Shu Shu Shu Shu Shu Moo Moo - STOP! Break a fortune cookie...

The Veggies rock. We got the "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" playset pretty much the second it came out. It's a nice little ship, and you can even fire sporting equipment from the cannon.

Okay I've got another one for ya: "You're keeping in step in the line Got your chin held high and you feel just fine 'cause you do what you're told But inside your heart is black and it's hollow and it's cold..." I keep finding myself singing this song to meself on rough nights at work.

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mmmmmmmmmmm..............spanking........................

tide pool I had a nasty run-in with a wicked sea urchin in a tide pool in Maui once. Little bugger dragged me over the rocks and pulled me in. Or that's been me story...

Apparently, I've figgered out how to use a picture of me as my avatar, and upload it as a user pic as well. My hair doesn't look especially red in the picture - it's a dark red - but trust me, it's glowing red in the sunlight.

The current ship date is now July 1st.

I'm a real readhead, provided ye don't take too close a look. And if ye do, I'll poke yer eyes out. I'd post a picture of meself, but I don't have one on any website. I'd be happy to share, if anyone would like to host a little pic of me.

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Phil Vasser, "I'll Take That as a Yes". Guess workin' in a western themed restaurant is good for somethin'. Here's a favorite of mine - "...we can discover the wonders of nature, rollin' in the rushes down by the riverside..."