Captain_Jack_Sparrow

Truer words are hardly ever spoken Ms. Snow And t'ye Mr. Hawks, please calle me Captain Jack, ifin ye will, and ye need no t'worry about needin to worry about the code round these parts... And look at them as more of guidelines than rules...

Oh alright! Thank ye fer the clarification Ms. Snow! I hadn't realized that they were married teh same year as its opening! thats astounding!

I hope I be one of them to ye miss...

Welcome aboard Mr. Hawks... Pass me a pint o' Rum ifin ye will, but pray tell... What gives ye the need to invoke teh right of parler?

That is quite exciting about the 50th year anniversary! but ye must be talkin about DisneyWorld because Land has been around sine the 40's I beleive... But excitingly enough, My grandparents are celebrating thier 50th year of marriage this summer near where they live in gatlinburg tennessee! funny, how Disneyworld Opened teh same year as thier marriage!

Oh WONDERFUL! Ye saw me ship? how are all me fellows? drownin teh mayor as always I hope... unless you were at the florida resort... the lads and lasses are different there... I absolutely love disney land and I look forward to me next visit!

there be many a jack in this world..

im continually dirtpoor...

diego...why are you listening to teh fight music from star trek the original series? oh and Im listening to real tv...

These are wonderful thank ye all!

Ive not heard them saadly but thank ye...

I concur me bucko! I have said recording...

Campbells...

Andy Worhal

Lemme tell you a little story about a man named Johnny Tarr He was a hard drinking son of a preacher, always at the bar Lager from the tap or shots of Paddy from the shelf He could open his throttle and throw backa bottl as quickas the devil himself ... Johnny Tarr! Word got around that Johnny Tarr was no pretender, From Clare to here they'd lock up the beer when Johnny went on a bender Down at Dickey Mack's, the Rising Sun, or at the Swan If he was drinking at seven by ten to eleven well all the booze woulb be gone! Johnny Tarr! Chorus: Even if you say it yourself, you wouldn't believe, And I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fell who says it's true! It was nine in the morning on a cold rainy night, Johnny rolled into the Castle Bar, looking to get tight He had money in his pocket, he had whiskey in his eye, He said: Get up off your asses and set up the glasses, I'm drinking this place dry! Now all the serious boozers, they were soon broken hearted When Johnny finished off six and he was only getting started Guzzling down the pints, knockin' em back like candy, He was lookin' alright to be drinkin' all night, then Nora brought out the Brandy! Johnny Tarr! Chorus Johnny drank the whole damn bottle, had another pint or two, When it made no impression he started his session with Murphy's Millenium Brew He was waiting for a pint when his face turned green Jesus, Johnny fell down after only fifteen! You could have heard a pin drop, then the crowd let out a roar It took five cork women to lift Johnny off the floor! The doctor looked him over and said you better call the hearse: but it's not what you're thinkin' it wasn't the drinkin' this man died of thirst Chorus

Ill be avoiding it, next time I grace cali with my presence...

Why thank you Patrick...

Aye, I have a small question... is this the hamptonsof englad or of new York and Long Island?

Aye, that sounds t'me liek a plan me bucko, may I call ye me bucko?

Aye tis a fact of life me bucko...

I realize this is a very odd question but is there somewhere that I might could brush up on me pirate vocabulary? otherwise Im dead in teh water...

ONE PEICE...

Jolly Roger...