Well seein as that we be waitin on the rest of da crew before we put out, an I bein da master gunner. I thinks I'll be going down below ta checkin the stock o powder, shot and slow match.
" Sneaks into the bilge and sets up hamock, fills up tankard with rum, lies down, lights up pipe,sips on rum, tilts tri-corn over eyes and ZZZZZZZ"