Rogue Mermaid

Oh I'm still single. I just don't have any exciting single stories to tell right now. I'm working on it.

I know that's how I get men

Absolutely Diego.

Thats easy enough Diego :) It's a shame that some of them just want to have sex and break hearts when they are young. Many good hearted woman become jaded and bitter that way. Ah the game of love

Friday I went to a Horticultural center/Christmas shop with my whole family (thats our black Friday tradition). I didn't pick up anything christmasy but I bought a huge plant for my apartment. My cousin looked at it and said, "So is that your christmas tree?". My reply was , "Yes, Yo Ho Ho". Then I had to crack up because I meant Ho Ho Ho. You can take the girl out of the piracy pub, but you can't take the piracy pub out of the girl.

Maybe if I used that joke more in regular conversation I'd get a guy.... Probley not one I'd want to keep, but one that would be fun for a little while. Whine whine whine Sorry it's Monday, I need to whine. I'm so jealous Mary! I tried to establish a friend with benifits but it didn't work! Argh!

really? what happened?

I'm 26 and I can't complain (much).

Working, Drinking, Dreading trying to find money for Christmas...... Did I mention Drinking?

*now you need to point both thumbs at yourself* This girl! (or guy depending on the teller of the joke)

This one's bad..... What has two thumbs and likes oral sex?

Opps, I thought you were quoting Jaime Lee Curtis from "A Fish Called Wanda"

Anybody wanna hear a dirty joke?

Walmarrrt! I love it! Treasure Mapquest was a funny idea too, very clever

reefer or something stronger? I personally can handle if someone is doing the wacky weed, especially as I am a drunk.

sounds like good stuff to me!

I act odd everyday. What is he doing? I agree with Nigel, bring on the booze.....

Well I might not know about the pain of divorce, but I also don't know about the joy of marriage... and at the moment I don't even have a reliable man to run around with. Oh, well I need to enjoy being single for awhile I suppose. Find out who I am I was in an eight year relationship not long ago that I ended because it was going no where and I was miserable. So I might not know divorce, but i know pain.

I knew when I posted this that someone would say "me" but I didn't expect "rum" I have recently got alot of comments on my behind, which I don't understand. I don't understand the appeal I guess. If I was a guy I think I'd look at her chest first, and a pretty face is always good.

Here's an interesting question for the male pirates (or the lady pirates, I don't want to leave anyone out). What do you like in a woman? Physically that is. What do you notice first? Be blunt, I doubt anyone will be offended. I'm just terribly curious.....

I don't know the way divorce works exactly so I should just keep my mouth shut on this one. I'm tired. Is it 5pm yet?

There is a drunkchicks.com? Hope I'm not on there....

Want to talk about it? *pushes over an ale*

Have' n a bad day Mary?

Nope no winner. That doesn't mean they aren't still talking about boobs today. Hee hee hee, this job is a riot.