Aye, me too, but the downs - they DO gives ya a run fer the rum...or th' scribblin' tools, as in th' case o' some pyrate poets I be knowin'...
Right proper type? I am a wench of the wenchyist caliber! Or at least I'm a plunder bunny in training...maybe I should ask Merrydeath for some tutor'n......
Hmm, dressed like a pirate at the pirate invasion....yup shouldn't be hard to find ye at all..
*Sigh* Sadly the downs are more artistically inspire'n than the ups. It is good to channel the pain into creativity though.