Rogue Mermaid

TRIP UPDATE! After discussing our road trip last Friday, my friend and I decided to go to Orlando instead of Key West (shorter trip). Still don't know when, still don't know for how long, but I do know that now I have no excuse to not meet some of the crew of the Black Heart!

Ay, Phil..are you plan'n on going to the Pirate Invasion at the PA Renn Faire? I'll go if you go Course I'll probley go either way, just be good to meet cha. Being single has it's ups n it's downs. I'm trying to focus on the ups!!! *pulls out her binoculars* Everything is alright. I'll find me a mate when the time is right. Till then I've got my crew of friends and my flask of rum!

hand cuffs and leg irons! Now we're talking my kinda fun! Oh..you guys are talking about garb.......

I'll probley go. I'm staying out of that damn ship this time though!

Anybody?

A $35 value for just 6 easy payments of $10.95! And if you call now you'll get the handy dandy pack of fake names and phone numbers at no additional cost to you! Thats right never stumble over the name and number your giving out to those fella's you aren't really interested in again!

Oh, thats a good one...

I enjoy the bar scene, I just don't go look'n to find love! Besides I always attract the scary ones...ugh. I need something like that mosquito stuff, "OFF" but for the frightening bar boys. BTW I just got a raise at work!!! YAAAYYYYY!!!

Your confused about why towing companys need wenches

I've decided to be in the Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Polar Bear Plunge. Any pirates care to join me? It benifits the Special Olympics...but I think I'm just doing it because I have a screw loose. Here's the website: http://www.sode.org/plunge/ This would be a really memorable way to meet some area pirates. If nothing else you could come see me turn ice blue in my bikini....though I'd probley turn you to stone or blind you with my winter palor!

You get a fish tank just for the moving pirate skeleton decorations.

Just keep your eyes wide open. You'll find a keeper without a wench soon enough. Just keep your head up!

Arr Phil thats horrible. You'll be lucky if Merry doesn't kick yer arse for that one.

No membership fees? Good, I didn't have any money anyway! *Heads for the water*

Thank ye Mary. Are you feeling any better? I'm feeling angelic today! Drinks on me!

The game description: Help Betty, a hot buxom bartender, serve beers to a bunch of dive bar lowlifes. The faster she serves, the bigger her tips. Keep drunks awake with coffee, otherwise they may not pay! Did you notice that of the "lowlifes" on the box, one is a nurse and one is an old lady!

Yum, I bet if you add cinnamon it would make great toast...

Funny, I've always been the angel. Then this fall I packed away the halo and wings and picked up a pair of horns, or thought I did. Turned out that being a she devil got me heart broken real fast. Seems I never really lost my damn feathery wings to start with. I fall too fast too. It's kind of intoxicating. The hangover is a bitch though!

*walks up in her bikini with a raft under her arm and I margarita in the free hand* It's a new year and I think I need to get me a membership into this here lagoon. Where do I sign up?

hmmm, get a real pirate. Thats a good one, I'll have to add that to my list.... *picks up a stack of huge paper* Lets see that would be #372 on my list.

Oh man...I really want to go next year

Nope, still a no go

Aw, let yerself fall for the angels. If they aren't rogueish enough you can always corrupt them a little. Hee hee hee.

Mixed emotions? I'm actually pretty happy. New year, no boyfriend...."so what"? says I. I'm sure I'll get myself mixed up with some scurvy creature soon enough. For now I'm actually over the previous boys and pretty content. For now

I didn't have anyone to kiss either but it's ok! So far it's three days into 2005 and I am unkissed. That means so far I am a 2005 virgin! Yay! Just don't ask me about my status in 2004