Rogue Mermaid

I hope the best for your friend. May she fight that lymphoma this like a champ.

My guy is going through a "stressed out, grumpy, sick, over all just being a complete turd" period so I'll be surprised if he puts much thought into Valentines day.

(but we all go through tough times, so I'm just hanging in there - this too will pass )

I'm planning on getting him a nice set of plates since he's been wanting some. Not the height of romance I know, but he likes practical gifts and I want to make him happy.

We're going to make dinner at his house. We always have such a good time cooking together that I'm really looking forward to it

Quick, someone call Mrs. Brady and tell her they're selling her coat on Ebay

This is what my boyfriend deserves:

http://cgi.ebay.com/VALENTINES-DAY-DOG-POO...1QQcmdZViewItem

A Snickers Bar.

It's only 2pm on a workday so I'm not going anywhere for awhile.

Did anyone go to the Atlantic City Boat Show last weekend? If so I probly tried to jam a Nor'easter magazine into your hands. I probley should have mentioned something before the show so I could have said hello!!

It was Insomnia, Caraccioli got it!

Sorry I was so slow to respond. I was out of town since Friday.

I just watched that at my desk. My co-workers ARRRRRR questioning my sanity

Whoops, I reposted the same thing I just sent

Nope, I'll give you guys a hint.

A popular comedy funny man star plays a killer.

I don't think it was in American Pie, I was actually thinking of a different movie..

Here's one:

"What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?"

(the character then points both of his thumbs at himself and says....)

"This guy!"

You just have to be careful about what you post, and for safety reasons I don't think anyone under a certain age should be able to post at all. There was a news story recently about perverts stalking underage girls via myspace.

As with anything you do on the internet you must use yer head.

Speaking of idenity theft....how about those lovely checks that credit card companys send that anyone mailbox diving could use?

Isn't that from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother"?

The main character's two roomates (and engaged couple) went to the local bar's halloween costume contest as a Jack Sparrowish pirate and a parrot. Everyone kept accusing the guy of being a gay pirate and the quote in question was his only defense.

Did I get it?

Thats too funny...I was just wondering if any of the pub was myspace'n. Mine is:

http://www.myspace.com/rogue_mermaid

I just found this article and it cracked me up...........

Murder victim 'died 500 years ago'

French police have worked out why they couldn't identify a murder victim - she was killed by pirates 500 years ago.

Frustrated detectives had been trying to identify the woman, said to have been in her 30s, for two years without success.

Her skeleton was found in December 2003 during an exceptionally low tide near the Brittany seaside town of Plouezoc'h.

Police reckoned a 14 cm gash to the skull suggested she had been bludgeoned to death with a hatchet or other sharp object.

Missing persons' files were consulted and DNA tests carried out to establish if the skeleton was that of a Normandy doctor who disappeared in 1999. All proved negative.

The mystery was solved only after radio carbon dating of the bones suggested the woman had died some time between 1401 and 1453.

François Gerthosser of the local police said the case was now closed.

"We are satisfied because at least we know the date now. We think it was pirates," he said.

I'm sorry about your kitty Asukaru.

Welcome back Ciaran!!!

I'm feeling like a crappy person. A friend from childhood found me on myspace.com. She's very adamit about trying to reconnect. The problem is I'm not excited about reconnecting with her. I've got a million reasons why but they all sound so weak when I say them out loud.

Let's not forget the mess that the "Girls Gone Wild" people get themselves into on a regular basis. That guy has been sued repeatedly by people who agree to be in his films and then say that they were too drunk to make a binding legal desision at the time. (That's not to say the Girls Gone Wild people have any morals anyway )

Biker, you've got to be especially careful about selling pictures of girls who look in their 20's but turn out to really be under 18. Post one of those accidentally and you're looking at a world of trouble.

I'm going to take a guess "Too Many Puppies"?

Aye, that be correct, an' I'll buy ye a round if'n ye can guess who plays it.

Primus

I love that song. A local band in the area plays it and I get it stuck in my head for days!!!!

That's a good look'n cereal

Well, we do have video proof that she can't turn off her phone long enough to enjoy a roll in the hay....Must do wonders for a man's self esteem

I refer to myself as the she-dork. I play D&D, like SciFi, do Renn Faires, and various other "dorky/geeky" things. But who cares? I'm happy. If someone doesn't like me for the things I enjoy then I don't want to be around them anyway.

Besides, despite the fact that Paris Hilton is someone we are taught to percieve as cool, go up to someone on the street and ask them what they think of her. I'm guessing that there may be a couple of people who want to have sex with her, but other than that the comments are probley all negative. How cool is that?

My neice is scared of Santa. Every year her mother takes her to see Santa and Mrs. Claus at a mall near us. My neice sits on Mrs. Claus's lap and tells her what she wants!

In my best photo with Santa I was 6 and have a massive shiner. My brother and I had a nasty fight earlier that week. Kinda hard to convience Santa you were good with the evidence I had.

Starving.

It snowed last night so due to bad road conditions my co-workers and I got to come in at noon. Instead of waking up and eatting lunch/breakfast, I slept in until 11am and rushed to get ready at the last minute.

I want to eat, but I don't want my boss making comments to me like, "Why didn't you eat before you left the house?".

Someone e-mail me a tuna sandwich!!!

Most of my friends and family just call me Kell.

My boyfriend calls me Potato. It started with "later potato" (instead of "see ya later alligator").

I have a friend who calls me Kellindrel (lord of the rings fan) and Kelliflower (I hate that one!!!).

Two others that I've been called in the past are Kender and Kellog.