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The Doctor

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  1. You can now purchase the 2nd CD by "My Lady's Cutlass", We Be Pirates, on the Web! Click the link for more info on this wonderful duo!
  2. I'm Henry the eighth I am Henry the eighth I am, I am I got married to the widow next door She's been married seven times before And every one was an Henry (Henry!) She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam!) I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry Henry the eighth I am! Second verse same as the first! I'm Henry the eighth I am Henry the eighth I am, I am I got married to the widow next door She's been married seven times before And every one was an Henry (Henry!) She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam!) I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry Henry the eighth I am!
  3. Or gold and copper, getting more copper as you move upward. The Sun plays well on those two colors.
  4. Of course, there's good, old-fashioned, discobimbolating, which I think any red-blooded, big-hair-loving male can appreciate.
  5. Toothpaste is one of the best metal polishes I've ever used, except for cleaning copper-bottomed cookware. For that, I use salt and lemon juice. :)
  6. I'd bloody well better meet a whole shipload (I watched my spelling!) of folk this weekend at the MN Ren Faire!
  7. I'm pretty certain that "discobambulating" was an activity that took place in the parking lots of dance clubs in the late 70's and early 80's. Myself, I tend to get "discomboozelated", which happens every time I get too drunk to find my rum bottle.
  8. For my wife to have never been afflicted with Multiple Sclerosis To have learned to ride and enjoy horses far earlier in life To have seen my father one more time before he passed on
  9. < is now the Technical Lead for the IBM Software Delivery Team servicing the Xcel Energy account in Minneapolis. May God have mercy on their souls.
  10. The deliciously lovely waiting4mypirate brought to my attention the upcoming Kansas City Renaissance Festival, running weekends, Larbor Day, and Columbus Day, Sept. 2nd through Oct. 15th. Sounds like a festival that needs a-pyrating!
  11. I like it! By the by, Merry, where will you and your crew be spending most of your time this weekend (Buccaneer Beerfest)? Mac's Pub, a.k.a Pirate's Cove?
  12. Jib! Count meself and Janelle in on that parade, if you please! And thanks for the tip on the turkey leg. More little bones than a grouper. I think I'll stick with the spinach pie next time!
  13. Excited! After I get one more question about my role answered, I'll be accepting a new job!
  14. rakish (adj): 1. marked by smartness in dress and manners 2. marked by a carefree unconventionality For example:
  15. Tired! And drunk... First day of the MN Ren Faire for us, and we're pooped! Caught Jib and the Pirates of Portobello - what a fun and wonderful group! And I somehow ended up with a monkey. Details to follow...
  16. No, you're right. The top is absolutely horrid. The tail is fine, but I think you could easily carry off stronger colours. Emerald for the tail, perhaps, and then carry the scale motif up into something like a camisole with a very bold, pyratey frock coat over the top of it, cut a bit more Bolero style. Lots of metallic braid and brass. A rakish hat with plumey feathers to finish the look. You'd be smashing. Just an idea. :)
  17. I'm so... umm... utterly... uh... horny? ... ah, SPEECHLESSS!! That's the word I was, um, groping for... Oh, hell. I'll never look at a Disney movie the same way again... To quote Walter Matthau from 'Grumpier Old Men': "Ooooh! Lesbians! Yummy!"
  18. Of course he's not! I have it on authority that he, JFK, and Marilyn Monroe are living in a commune, raisng herds of Sasquatch with the help of gray aliens. Give that Kraken hell, Doggie!
  19. 1 day, 16 hours, 33 minutes, and 50 seconds!
  20. Check and mate, love! Nicely done!
  21. I just had a FANTASTIC interview with another account within IBM. Wish me luck! :)
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