The Doctor

Any chicken soup to be had for a miserably sick pyrate?

"Sorry"? I never thought that word would dare escape your lips!! "Sorry"? What a momentous day!! Mark it in you calendars, everyone!! And you'll remember, my lovely dear, that fruit be the last thing I'll be drinking from your loveliness! You know how difficult I can be, once denied my due! So, my lovely; one lap, no waiting. Take your place, Honour Bright! :)

We're watching the Twilight Zone episode "The Dummy." Dear God, if any television show ever scared the living piss out of me, it's this one. To this day, I'm terrified of ventriloquist dummies. I'm not joking. Now you know. You know what scares Ol' Jack out of his mind. Make him quit laughing!! Please!!

Now, now, dearest Honour... Do you like to play with fire, or would you rather cook?

Can it be true? I'm bored with drinking?

I remember a time when I gave you that look, deary. Or, have ye forgotten your long, lost hubby? Apple?

Rumba, I wish the members here understood the amount of work to put into making the Pub the success it is. Without you, this would all collapse like a house of cards. And know that I'm always here for you and Boats, and always will be. You're welcome in our home any time you want to drop in. :)

*Well, that turned out differently than before... damn it!* :: Jack spat out the apple, and threw it hard at the back of the Pub :: For God's sake, woman!! *Jack spews a string of expletives too strong for printing here*

And for New Year's Day.... Honey Glazed Ham Twice-Baked Cheddar Potatoes Roasted Vegetables in a Creme Sauce Yellow Tail Merlot

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Are you as willing now to show me how that apple tastes as you were before, my darling wife? Come close, and tell me true. :)

Your giving me orders about the disposition of my ship, darling?! You're the one petitioning for annulment, dear Honour. Although I have to question my own sanity for not having granted it when given the chance! The contents of that chest had better be more comely than your own, love. ::Jack fumed in absolute frustration:: Damn it, Ray, where's that rum?!

That's one thing, among many, that I've always loved about you, Honour. You fight dirty. That's a trait I can respect. Now, give us the key. Unless, of course, you don't have said key on your... delectable person, in which case, I should repair to my ship and tear apart your quarters. Ta!

"Moved on", have ye? Well, then... There still hangs the small matter of a certain key, now don't it? Tell me now, dear Honour Bright... Exactly how far along have ye moved?

Welcome aboard, Blackjack! Always good to see a fellow practitioner of the Sweet Trade sign on!

What do you know... New Year's Eve turns out to be a typical Minnesota winter day. The Vikings lose, and we get a Winter Storm. I'm not drunk enough yet.

"Dirty dog"? Honestly love, you do shower me with the oddest pet names! Now, about that rum you owe me...

Zicam is wonderful stuff! It knocked Janelle's cold out in a day, and we even gave it to Caleb (it's homeopathic, so it's OK) because he had a nasty, icky cold. It broke up his cold, and he's healthy once again.

Watching the Vikings and their rookie quarterback Teresa Jackson go down in flames. It's halftime, and the score's 24 to 7, St. Louis.

Jack saunters into the Pub, and freezes in his tracks when he sees... her. "Honour, darling! How wonderful to see you here! In this place! The very last place I expected to see you..." he stammers, unconsciously taking a firm grip on his coat.

Bless you and keep you, Rumba. Healing blessings are on their way. :)

We're watching the Presidential funereal procession into the U.S. Capitol Rotunda. God Rest President Ford's Soul.

For New Year's Eve: Scallops, sautéed in butter, white wine, and garlic Caesar Salad Alaskan King Crab legs with drawn butter New York Cheesecake Yellow Tail Chardonnay

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