CaptainB

Bribed

Congrats Bo! 'Tis a major achievement! I'm sure all those young minds will benefit from such an awesome teacher!

Welcome aboard mate!

Doldrums

A very happy birthday ta a fine pirate an' comic maker, Patrick Hand! (Can't wait ta see some more o' yer work mate!)

The Company methinks... IF only fer the reason that afterwards, I can plunder their vessels of cargo, then scuttle their ship! A night on shore with unlimited rum, or a day of unhindered plunderin' of merchant vessels...

Dinner... if yer inta that sorta thing...

Mate, I thinks yer artwork is fantastic! That digital painting is awesome. I'd be proud ta hang that in me parlor. (Even prouder iffin' it was a paintin o' me!)

I wish I were that bleedin' lucky. Iffin' I was to go diggin' in me own backyard, I'd prolly find dirt and oil...

Hard tack

Many happy returns Bosun! Now let's all get drunk in celebration!

Mother In Law... ::ducks incoming pistol balls::

Calamari

The Jersey Shore Shark Attacks of 1916.

Ahoy mates, just wonderin' iffin' any o' me close neighbors from out east are plannin' on coming down to Muskogee, OK fer the Oklahoma Renaissance Festival? If it be so, make sure ya drop me a line, so I can meet some o' my fellow Pub mates! Faire dates: Every bleedin' weekend in May (Starts Saturday, April 30)

Bo, I hear ya on the rain mate. All that bleedin' sogginess ruined me an' my lady's plans fer a trip ta the lake this weekend. I'm jes' hopin' it all clears up before our local Faire starts this coming Saturday. An' is it still spring turkey season cross the border there? We only got a week left here. Also, a quick question. Do ye always go huntin' in garb? (Honestly looks like an enjoyable way to add some "authentic 'wear an' tear'" to yer kit)

Eggs

Chain

I know a butcher here in Oklahoma that is one of the few places around to buy it.

I'm a far cry from 6 years old any more, but I still want that bedroom...

Here be my take on Shepard's Pie: Brown 1 pound of ground Goat (yes, of the Billy variety) with 1/2 cup white onion. Use the drippings from the meat, along with beef stock and flour to make some quick gravy. Dice about 5-6 carrots into rough 1 to 1 1/4 inch pieces, and add to the meat. Pour all of it into a pie dish and stir in the gravy. Coat the top with mashed potatoes, and bake for about 25-35 minutes at 350 degrees. I like using goat, on account that it's delicious, and not often used.

Welcome aboard, my eastern neighbor! As ye can see, thar be many a scallywag in Missouri, and at least one (me) here in the Sooner State!

Welcome aboard mate! Glad ta have ye here in the Pub!

Disease