So, I be a wonderin', be there any pyrates, buccaneers, or other unsavory characters holed up in Oklahoma? I got plenty o' room on me roster fer a few worthy souls...
Greetin's all, I be Captain Bellamy, or Cap'n B fer short. I be a rum swillin' scallywag from a landlocked state (fortunately, we got more than enough lakes to sail upon). Iffin' anyone be havin' questions, feel free ta scrawl a post.