Local update from Oklahoma:
Multiple Tornadoes have struck Central and Eastern Oklahoma. Only 7 confirmed dead at this time. Last I saw, Joplin was under the gun again for storms. NOT what those poor souls need at this time.
"An' its all fer me grog, me noggy noggy grog,
All fer me beer an' tobacco!
I spent all me loot, in a house o' ill repute
An' I wanna go back again tomorrow!"
Mornin' mates, what's fer breakfast this fine mornin'? Besides fine drinkin' songs?
I be jes' down the road Bo, an' rest assured that I be prayin fer all those sufferin' from these blasted storms. As a matter o' fact, a couple jes' popped up o'er head here.
Keep us advised my friend.
Welcome aboard mate! Jes' so ye know, yer not the only one marooned far from the sea. I meself be hailin' from a land locked state (though there be many a fine lake fer sailin').
Seems like a good bit of libations. I'll try both. An' if consumin' all of them kills me, make sure ya toss my carcass into at least 30 feet o' water...
Is that tea? For breakfast? What kinda pirate are you? It should be rum, whiskey, or nothin'!
Though the croisannt be a good choice... 'Specially if it be havin' apricot preserves on it...