An interesting proposition. Iffin' you do pickle me, throw a little dill in. Even the local sea life appreciate a little flavor... (see previous comment about burial procedure in case of grog related demise.)
An' I feel bad 'bout comin' in here, and drinkin' all the free booze, so may I offer a light brunch?
Spit Roasted goat
And some innocent chilies to add to the flavor