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captweaver65

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  1. there was an old sailor named Dale, Whose dick was as big as a whale Though he fell off his boat His dick made him float, And blew him around like a sail.
  2. yes,armand was supposed to be this angelic faced pretty boy.antonio was good looking but mot true to the books. the guy they has in queen of the damned was aweful-too cherubic-chubby little pampered boy face. maybe chris o'donnell?
  3. yum yum would rather have oded feher...with a full beard.
  4. you can make great treasure chests outa shoeboxes cover with brown postal paper or spray paint em brown. use a permanent black marker to add 'wood' grain and then add steel bands outa silver duct tape an use the pen to make 'rivets'. sequins also look good like gems an gold as an accent. I can get mardi gras beads for about .35 cents a strand at a local party store. them gold wrapped toffee candies look rich too.
  5. I agree Capt Roberts, rocky horror .and to my partner's intense horror,I sing all the songs. tank girl muppet treasure island love at first bite escape from ny razorblade smile club vampires
  6. There once was a lady from France Who took a long ship ride by chance. The captain he fucked her A great sex instructor while the bosun's mate came in his pants.
  7. rutger hauer's face does not have the beautiful lines of the perfect boy I envisioned Lestat to be as I read the books. I liked tom cruise-at least he didn't mumble around his vamp teeth like brad pit-hehe I thought the guy who did queen of the damned had the perfect face and graceful movements. Orlando Bloom would be perfect! what was this topic about??? I think we went way off topic
  8. yes William, I am very aware of the many Anne Rice delights to be found in yer city. I believe I know New Orleans by story,place and streets better than I know my own city. the cemetaries are the best.there are very few crypts out here.there is something about a crypt which brings all of the mysteries of life and death out in the open to ponder. another one of my hobbies is collecting pictures of crypts,old gravestones and cemetary statuary.
  9. I love the waves and see it as a very kool amusement park ride ...except... with too much rum or the day after too much rum. and just the smell of tequila can set my stomache right off
  10. as a piercer myself,I have found that if you want a better,cleaner hole that doesn't cause as many problems,then you should get it done with a real needle-not one of them nasty rip-a-hole-through-the-ear-with-the-earring guns. although everyone is different,the majority of people have less problems with the needle and a much faster initial healing time. it is also good to get it done in a larger gauge.a larger hole generally lets more air in and you have less infections that way.
  11. I have two different pirate time periods. the first is 1590-1650 and I portray a mixed experience,late period barbary pirate. I wear a simple head scarf or an islamic zealot's hat (plundered in personae/made myself in reality) me shirts are basic worker shirts-blue,rust and used-to-be white :) bare feet,sandals or tabi.sometimes boots. chinese cutlass patchwork sheep's elbow vest. islamic tied knee breeches or harem pants hooded cloak silk sash small eating dagger/tiny fighting knife 2 persian style knives shackles leather strand flogger the second is loosely golden age many different silk scarves. I usually wear a chinese blue silk wide bandana style scarf under my tricorn. black felt tricorn with modern gold trim sewed on with antique 30% gold bullion thread (a nasty jumbo bitch to sew with) and lots of black marabu feathers. 5 silk shirts-some with frilly collars and some with straight collars.I like the off blue one best. vest-blue,white and gray vertical stripes. 4 simple slops-red velvet are my favorite-brown n white wool for cold weather-blue n white vert stripes-black leather gloves for lookin pretty black boots-bare feet antique purple silk sash leather,silk,satin,cotton etc bags-too many to ever find much less count em-hehe chinese cutlass curved long knife working sailor's folding knife with straight blade,marlin spike n wrench-on a pretty lanyard I knotted. awls,fids/marlin spikes seam rubber large wood mallet draw knife some cheap tankards cute litte tin cups various silver and pewter plates sailor's palm good english sail needles and lots of cheap ones naval weight braided leather cat o nine tails with pretty knotwork on the handle shackles several sailor's line flog ropes I am also making a small camp ship replica with almost working rigging of a naval sloop.got the main mast crudely made with the main yard and the main topsl yard.just have the very basic standing rigging done as well as the yard lifts.workin on me own recipe fer riggin tar=evil,nasty,sweet smellin stuff. got so much 'stuff' that who knows what I forgot also got lots of modern cute piratey things with various forms of the jolly roger=metal lunchbox,socks,bandana,wristbands,necklaces. and many,many skulls=plastic,metal and various animals
  12. Well,down in the Pyracy Pub For the blackest of souls,it's our club Our passions we stoke With the smell of gun smoke And for many a fine place to rub. CW
  13. Ahh, Weaver! Thank you so much!! Think I'll show this to him, and probably be promptly flogged... 'course, that's the point, innit??? (and yer right.. I overdid it this weekend.... ARrrrrr) good floggin,my dear. :angry: :angry:
  14. I can only wear the metals molybnium and titanium in my holes. I wear a deer horn flesh tunnel in my left ear on the bottom and a molybnium captured bead earring in two holes just above the deer ear stretching. I saw a guy with an acrylic earing that was gold plated outside ,not where the ring is in the ear-not sure where to get one though.
  15. I identify as a vampire. :) I like the night. I enjoy dark and decadent pleasures. I drink blood from those who are monogomously dedicated to me. I always dress in black. I have fangs. I know the different between my vampire fantasy and the fictitious world of vampires. I am not immortal.and I do not think of myself as a supernatural being. I am only a vampire fan who has taken this lifestyle and blended it with my pirtate lifestyle to create a lovely fantasy. :) :) :)
  16. I'm here,Seven, not tooo sober and wonderin wot black's rot is? leprosy? yeast? fungus? clap? big C? rum rot?
  17. anybody got any new hats ta show ? or mebee tel us about
  18. One night a sailor runs into a bar feeling as though he is going to explode. He runs up to the bartender and askes where the bathroom is. He says upstairs, first door on your right. So the sailor runs up the stairs and can't remember what the bartender said. He thinks if he goes to ask again he might not make it. So he looks around and sees a hole in the ceiling. Feeling daring, he pulls down his trousers and releases his bowls. When he returns, everybody except the bartender is gone. He askes where everyone went. The bartender replies, "where were you when the shit hit the fan?"
  19. a female vampire with just enough cleavage to look good,but not any nipplage to offend the little ones. pretty fangs,dripping just a touch of blood.
  20. for the evil barbie crap,the only thing to do is make some good piratey costumes for her. I found some felt hats for little teddy bears at a garage sale and made tricorns outa them-they fit barbie n gi joe just fine. gotta at least make her a little bit better role model
  21. Course, we be more than willin' ta get our 'ands dirty, an' we usually go 'round armed. Let the bastards try an' take us down. "Some people fear the night because the rules of the day do not apply." Old magazine ad...appropriately enough, it was Bacardi's Dark Rum. :) I would LOVE to find a copy of that ad kinda off thread but... I have an add for a mattress that says, "all revolutions are started by dreamers" I collect odd magazine size ads
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