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captweaver65

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  1. I found this old privy in port It was just of the scurviest sort. Those pirates go in And come out with a grin You'd think it was a brothel resort.
  2. *smells the burning,rum soaked mess in the stall next door and wonders what action the poelease took with our Captain Gary*
  3. You know the dred pirate Black Jack Who claims to have a furry back. Well I took the big lug Used his back for a rug And gave his bare ass a good smack.
  4. I watched a group of about 10 people play that game at gamestorm gaming convention.they used playmobile and had it set up using a very large group of tables pulled together with blue butcher paper and various islands,both playmobile and hand made. they had lots of fun throwin the monkeys to the sharks...a sick group of gamers
  5. now that's a pirate after me own heart an I join yeh in yer views; I wear black or nothin at all... cept maybe cocoa butter.yum! naked cocoa butter wrestlin,tied by a wrist to each other with a leather thong. ...well...some of my pirate clothes are a bit more colorful...
  6. well Artie ma dear, anyone who offers rum is a friend indeed
  7. HARR! HARR! HARR! brain's too numb with overworkin ta rhyme ya back...maybe next week :)
  8. it looks ta be a fine piratical game
  9. *CHANTS* "WE WANT STICKERS! WE WANT STICKERS!"
  10. cute site...a litle on the monkey megalomanial-hehe very hard quiz!!!
  11. well,Black Jack, it takes quite a man to for me to submit to. first of all he hasta be able to beat me in sensual combat . then he hasta show me that he is deserving of the gift of My submission. and then he must demonstrate his ability to soften MY Domminant nature. I will not submit to a raving horndog. only 2 men and one woman have been able to do it.many have tried and they usually end up getting a nice hard caning for their trouble. :) there is rarely a person who desires pain that I havn't given them as much as they can handle and only then because of their health issues. I am not boasting,just responding to your proposal. too bad you live in bfe-I'd like ta take you up on the offer.
  12. I love a feather bed on a cold winter night and a naked body to cuddle up with and maybe a little tickle wrestling.
  13. mmmmmm sounds yummy. I won't try ta break yer body,just give it a good round of varying senations. pretty japanese style bondage. progressive flogging. claws and fur. the feel of my arm muscles around yer neck and a little playful hair pulling.
  14. Captweaver, If you need ropes of certain colors, try checking your local outdoor sports stores. Rock-Climbing rope is available in all sorts of "Hurt your eyes" combinations, as well as "boring" colors, too. (it's also rated for about a 2000 pound tensile strength :) ) thanx capn C, have tried some of that stuff,but they usually have it in some nasty synthetic fiber and those cut in when used on the body. I like a good soft cotton. :)
  15. I am deeply ashamed. but remeber Kate, that some of the more successful pirates didn't do a lot of drinking.
  16. DAMN! that sounds fun...but I live too far away ta be of much help... if there's anything I can do from oregon,ya know how ta reach me. :)
  17. always a tragety when a ship goes down. hope the salvage goes well.
  18. ok maddy, when's it my turn to flog the fuck outa ya? or do other delightful things to then monstrous nipples,etc? will your young little master let me play with you? you have seen my con personnae.think I can subjugate you? or will your 'master' object? who knows?
  19. you must have found the rope from my high sc hool days=all pink and shades therof. now my rope be black-white-white/blue. looking for some red tack shop has some purple. hmmm...
  20. and I've always loved the color pink. in high school I wore nothing but shade of pink . sisters it is
  21. this is a really sick site. lots of burping and a puke o meter end rating. in my lifetime= number of drinks consumed=21840 amount of money spent=$139776 fill this many bath tubs=16.8 buy this many ferraris-.87 rated=Ozzy Osborne "fucking hell sharon...you arfe definately a daddy...pass the vodka...hic..."
  22. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA BIG HUNK O PIRATE FLESH
  23. that was beautiful,seven! where'd it come from? :)
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