captweaver65

welcome,Wavedancer, this is a rite fine place to sit a spell with like minded scoundrels...uh... i mean sailors-hehe.good ta have ya here. Capt Weaver

aaaahhhh, a voice of reason among the many adrenaline junkie bp users-been around way too many,where I stand a good deal away and hold the phone to dial 911 when the inevitable accident happens-I have learned the hard way from their mistakes not to stand behind or to the side of a bp cannon(and of course not in front or with your head over the tap hole) one time the side mounting rod shot out a good 30 ft--found out they used too high of a temper steel on the rod and it didn't match the hardness of the barrel when they hand made the cannon-RESEARCH IS A MUST. another homemade cannon blew out the side rear-weakness in the metal. just don't use those old style metal welding rod cases-there are plans for those available and they are great for butane gold ball shooting,but many people have said that they where recomended for bp and there is just no way that will hold up to the pressures of it. I think its best to join a reputable club with experienced members who can give you safe advise---its just as loud and exciting using bp correctly and safely,so why risk injujry? Capt Weaver

thanks,Pirate Queen!!! you know how a song gets in yer head and ya just can't seem to get back to normal life til yer able ta sing it...well...at least thats how I feel :) . sorry about the mildly offensive tone of my reference to bob-I just don't get him-don't hate em,just get kinda dumdfounded when I've watched the show...although I like the pirate veggie tales bits that I've seen-sick,but cute. but I won't accept any adults saying they personally like barney-its ok if they think he is good for their kids ta watch,but I can't stand the freak and would like to get a nice small one that I could launch in a trail of smoking debris from my cannon thanx again, Capt Weaver

hehehe Captain Luigi,you sure love yer cabin boys. I must admit,there is no better way to forget the stresses of life than a fine cabin boy(girl). Capt Weaver

I was wondering if any of you would know the lyrics to "whale of a tale"? I heard it sung on "20,000 leagues under the sea" and now I gots the song tune in me head but not rememberin all the words. the only reference to it I can find on the web is listing it as sung by sponge bob square pants and I am not about ta go out buyin his music(at least he ain't as bad as barney-nothin like a good barney roastin in the fire) thanx Capt Weaver

hehe in service to me fellow scoundrels Capt Weaver, keyboard pirate bard of the day and master plagerist

thanx Capt William for filling us in on the event-I live in oregon and never make it out of the area(northern half of oregon and the sw part of washington)so any info on event is appreciated.

So there's this Pirate with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the pirate who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then he gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran pirate blush. At that point, he is so mad that he throws the parrot into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets _very_ quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on. By the way, what did the chicken do?"

this site has pictures of april lee's art work http://members.tripod.com/~AprilLee/ go to the colletiblr card game art gallery and then to 7th sea

there is a lot of really good comic style art that has come out of the 7th sea collectible card game(ccg).I'm just getting into the card game and have found lots of the original art from the sets for sale online.the sets are no longer being printed,but still seem to be common enough and have not skyrocketed in price yet. there are also two 7th sea comic series;"prelude to ruin" a three issue mini series(2001) and "absolution" (2001) a four issue mini series.havn't got my hands on them yet,but if they are anything like the cards,they'll be great. my favorite card is shellbacks by edward p. beard jr. here is a list of some of my favorite artists from the 7th sea card sets; april lee jim callahan michael apice raven mimura ben peck christina wald craig maher william o'connor jennifer wick john matson paul herbert diana vick scott james I also have one print of a female pirate captain by james wappel not related to 7th sea. Capt Weaver

There once was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It`s simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the pirate confederation were approaching! "Captain, captain, we`re in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate...bring me my brown pants!"

What is the difference between bouncing on a royal naval officer and bouncing on a trampoline? You´ve got to take your boots off when bouncing on a trampoline...

Katie and Capt, th gold chain that ties yer hearts together is yet another year older-may it shine all th brighter with every year. Capt Weaver

ahhh-redbeard-yer a funny,punny man..er...I asume yer a man-wot with th beard an all.

great lookin site- I especially liked the costuming section. yer a roit scurvy lookin group-your photographer captured y all's pure piratical personalities. just a little hard to see through the short window.

Long John Long John was delighted when he found a young maiden who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee` about his leg. All he kept saying was, "Arrrgghh, I`ve got a big surprise for you I say!" The wedding night came and went, and the couple were at last alone on the ship. "Now don`t forget, Long John, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride. Unable to mutter a word, Long John turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife`s hand on the stump. "Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that IS a surprise, pass me the Vaseline and I`ll see what I can do!"

I LOVE this series!!! I even have some of the action figures. Ioz is just so studly...well...for a cartoon at least-hehe-would love to see him in some pornime.

How do you save a spanish Governor from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

black powder safety course???now really,dont ya think we have too many fingers as it is? besides,whats a good pirate crew without at least one hook hand? hehehe

thank you Captain Luigi and ifn you ever need a theraputic flogging,you know where to come (floggin's good fer th skin-hehe) and I always have a cabin boy er three around ta take care of me needs(wink,wink) Capt Weaver

Booga,yer probably right-I saw that joke with other groups named,but since the scottish pirates I know are some of the smelliest,I thought it was most appropriate.

ok Rumba,this is the best worst one I got-almost unprintable,sick and definately twisted BE WARNED-NO CHILDREN OTTA READ THIS. Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on. All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was getting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... So they buried her.

How do you get a scottish Pirate into a bath? Throw in a piece of eight into it... How do you get him out again then? Throw in the soap...

COOKIE'S TALE A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea.Seeing the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye patch The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "We was caught in an evil storm off the cape and a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin' me out, a school of sharks appeared and one of 'em bit me leg off". "Blimey!" said the sailor. "What about the hook"? "Ahhhh...", mused the pirate, "We were boardin' a trader ship, pistols blastin' and swords swingin' this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped off." "#%&$#$!" remarked the sailor. "And how came ye by the eye patch"? "A seagull droppin' fell into me eye", answered the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. "Well..." said the pirate, "..it was me first day with the hook."

This is the place to drop all those foul and oft time dubiously humourous tales, jokes, puns and other such offal. Capt Weaver "fifteen men with a dead man's wench yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."