captweaver65

you can find pictures and instruction scan of just about every lego piece ever sold here; the brickshelf

I have a question about the tricorn. what happens to it in the rain? do you hafta pour out the water or was there a hole/grommet built in at each corner to let water out?

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this is a link to one of my favorite modern jolly roger's fern canyon press

:) :) :) pagan it is. but I be more toward Kali-nothing like a Goddess that gets drunk on blood,has sex with a God and then kills him- she is the Goddess of intoxification. my kinda Goddess. well...of course after she kills him,he is, in the tradition of reincarnation,reborn.

A young wench was heard to say, "Oh Dearie I'm wastin' away! The insides of my thighs, Look quite like mince pies, For you pirates don't shave every day!"

hehe that's me-naughty to the core

BEAUTY!!!

McCrumb, its been a long while since I've heard anyone speak about the Goddess Yemaya,Mother of the sea. :)

A pirate named William O' Doul Found little red spots on his tool, His doctor a cynic, Says, "Get out of me clinic, And wipe off the lipstick you fool."

well...Angus dear, have you ever felt a true nautical cat? 37" overall. 13 " of handle leverage. each tail is ended with a blood knot and a french seizing and is made of braided leather. the tails leave a bruise where each knot hits at 1/2 force. at full force,it takes the skin right off. this is not a wussy army flogger. but I did make the tails shorter that was average-don't want to kill anyone. My next cat with be a traditional death cat,with lead worked into each knot ,spanish inquisition style. if yer ever in the area,I'd love to give you a few playful lashes and then ask ya again if you can take it full force.it would take a true accomplished whipping boy who gets it every night to have that thock o skin. :)

I didn't write this one-just made it rhyme better :) There was an old pirate named Art, Who ripped a gigantical fart, As it flew past his spincter, It went off the Richter, And then caused the Red Sea to repart. Art sailed on a Brigg to Rangoon, Where his rumblings could be heard from the moon, And when you'd least expect 'em, They burst from his rectum, With the fury of a raging typhoon! (any limerick or poetry that I write will have my initials below it)

LOL great stuff

hi ya Angus, even though the limerick be poetry,it is most always bawdy and funny-so i figured be fitting best here. I consider it evil humor,which is stated in the opening line of this here thread. ifn I write or find limericks I will be happy to post the more serious ones in the poetry section. :)

awwww...the beautiful poetry of nautical lovemaking. it brings a tear to me eye. (ok Stynky-you forgot to make a crying pirate-pirates have feelings too)

There once was a pirate named Stynky, Who liked to go play with his winky. Way up in the shrouds, he would think of Miss Dowds. The results made the deck rather manky. CW hehe

Angus, be careful wot ya wish fer.I be protectin McCrumb's back and a lash or two is all you could take from my nautical weight leather cat o nine and then I'll let her decide ifn its foreplay or not. :)

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there used to be an unofficial sca pirate/rogues event called 'the gathering' it was started as a protest against all the rules nazis and camping restrictions. it was held the weekend of egil's(end of may),but I couldn't find any listings or contacts anywhere about it this year. from what I hear,An tir is the best place to be for easy going people-I've had people say they where actually asked to leave because they wern't exactly period (tennis shoes!).yes I know that it is a historical group,but really-we're all here to have fun not control everyone to the point being miserable I will see one of the gathering's organizers in november and get any info I can on next year's event or get contact info to help organize one if it is not being held.

hiya Bessie, pirates and buffy-what a glorious combination. welcome aboard and happy pillaging.

aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! ain't got no scurvy girlie eyelashes ...wel...I guess maybe I do-but I don't got no harlot color on em! yer a bad and mischievious man,Stynky me mate

ahoy there Tasia, welcome aboard-an yer horse too. what part of oregon ye be from? I'm in east portland. you sca? we go to a few events locally and have a loose gathering of like minded,elizabethan pirates.

what a sweety or is that a sweaty-hehe too cute

the modern top hat was first documented in 1845 when president polk wore one. the beaver felt top hat dates back to around 1550. it was taller and was slightly narrower at the top than at the base

Molly, you are right welcome here an you have a fine man by yer side,I daresay he's liked by all here an feared by nice,innocent,upstanding folk everywhere