My Captain,
While I by no means blame you for the rough weather we have dealt with here, I feel it is my duty to go discuss your concerns on this issue with Frances, herself. (not to mention work is sending me there, anyway.) So, I shall chart a course to meet her at the coast and explain that we have had enough of the hard blows this year, and she should take it elsewhere...
With that, to all Florida pirates facing this 370 mile wide storm, we will all note her passing, even those far from the eye...so, make sure you're provisioned, take cover, and hunker down for a rough ride...
Michelle