Hee! Thanks guys. I actually slept a full 8 hours yesterday for the first time in about 3 years! It was GLORIOUS!
You can't really tell in the pics, but the sleeves on the robe had these loooong parts that hung down, like a furisode kimono. I kept my cell phone in one and lip gloss and a compact in the other. Thus I was always in touch with the family (who sent helpful messages like "Look this way!") and could always appear fresh, even after 2 hours of sitting.
I begin my first official job January 5, with the title "Clinical Therapist". My pants, they are quite fancy, no?