Hawk the QM

Hahaha I ran across this website 'cuz of Bilge (thank you sir). If you havn't been there, it's a joke, but if you are like me (and looking for good merch) you might just laugh ur butt off. http://www.piratemonkeysinc.com/pirate/shop.htm Since it's a joke, I couldn't really add it to the thieves market....... but i wanted to. edit: for you own good... take a look at the checkout page.

I thought this discussion was about farty pirates. Yaaaaar I feel mislead.

Now if you REALLY want to scare people... no mask, no make up. Let the truth wreak havoc! jk

Ooooh all these insults makes this feel like Monkey Island. "You fight like a Dairy Farmer!"

Eeeeh Moderation is overrated. =)

The Quartermaster is taking bets. odds are 1 to 1 since this is the first match I've witnessed.

Hurricane, That's a printer port, NOT a finger hole

I can see what you mean Siren.... he IS hott.. meow

Random picture, but you can see how tea cloth can accent a lot of your clothing to give a sort of apparition look. edit: ok I'm lying... she's just hot and wanted to post the pic

Yaaaaaar Lookin' pretty ladies! Keep up the good fight! to any Lads or Lasses reading, every little bit o' coin helps and paypal is extremely easy to use.. oh and.. YAAAAAAAR!

Then I would keep the gray you have and accent your face with the glow in the dark paint. Make scars or creases or paint up an eye patch. You can pick up a hand held LED UV light from about $15 to $20 bucks on the web or in some stores. Glow paint responds best to light heavy with UV like the sun or a black light. You can keep it in your pocket and hit yourself with it whenever you like, plus it's dark enough to never give away your position if used correctly. Bonus to these lights is you can always check your friends beds for a good laugh. Hotels too =) EDIT: Just stay away from Halloween heavy stores. Party City is fine if they carry them because they are year round and rarely jack up the prices during the holiday. I suggest ordering online because those "stores" rarely have rent and can keep prices low. Anything like Halloween Adventure or Halloween Spirits charge way to much. I also suggest the glow stick mouth piece. It's made like a mouth guard for sports but has a mini glow stick inside. They range in colors and are always cool when u yell Yaaaaaar!

Has anyone read these books and could give me a ya! or nay! on them? Pirattitude and The Pirate's Life by chumbucket and slappy or The Pirate Primmer: Mastering the language of swashbucklers and rogues Kinda curious about them and would like some feedback if you please. edit: the only review I could find was by Bilgemunky. http://www.bilgemunky.com/2008/10/review-t...life/#more-2030 Yaaaaaaar can you say tangent? =)

Are you going to be in a spot like in a haunted maze or will you be walking around in a party setting? If you have a specific spot and you can get a black light, I would suggest the black light paint because of the color choices you can play around with. If it's just a party and you will be walking around, then the glow in the dark would work out better for you. The glow in the dark would be neat if you painted an invisible skull on your face. When you walk around you would look normal but in the dark you would look eeeeevil. Or something to that affect I would imagine. edit: I say make up is the easier part, what about yer costuming? Any fancy ideas? I love Halloween and I'm making a display this year Yaaaaaar! So I'm interested to hear what you're planing.

Yaaar thanks mates, I will do just that. The advice by all is much appreciated.

Nothing fancy, but the Cutlass I just got on my birthday and the axe I've had for about ten years. It's a start.. Yaaaar!

These are the boots. Rather on the thin side and I do worry about the leather itself basically falling apart Dogge. They were pretty cheap for boots so I only expect them to last a few seasons (but decent for $80). Cpt. Bo after really thinking about it, it's not the flexibility i was thinking about but rather the shine. Anyway of dulling that out? That squeek I was talking about earlier is more like two sleeping bags rubbing together (about the best analogy I can come up with). It may possibly be a light water proofing I'm trying to get out, but not sure.

I talk to a leather supply store near my home and they suggested Thick4. Are either of you familiar with it. The only reason they suggest it is because they only had Neatsfoot compound which they said would be really bad for pigskin leather. I explained I wanted to beat up the boots for pirate style but they still suggested this other stuff. I don't even know if I heard them correctly. Thick4.. Thick Four... haha I don't know.

Ah thank you for the advice. I will do just that but I have a couple questions. When I'm applying it, I assume with a cloth, do I work the leather by scrubbing hard or let the oil do the work for me? Assuming there's no instructions on the back, should I leave the oil on until a desired effect or an amount of time? I'm going to start searching for where I can get this stuff at around my area.

Well Stynky, if you're gonna do something, do it right =) very handsome indeed.

I do believe Neo taught us there was no spoon. Or was it just a transient with sun glasses.

No topic? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaar! I hope I'm helping in some way. I doubt it though. But i will continue to post may way to deck hand.

Does he notice anything these days. He is one seriously busy, drunk munky. I love that Megatron though. Poor Bumblebee always gets the crap stuff =( I mean, they have Starscream turn into a JET! while Bumblee gets a friggin' volkswagen. Just not fair.

Hm. Yes. Highly appropriate in this case. I'd carry a (period appropriate black powder) weapon around this particular forum if I were you. I always do. "Great, a wannabe preacher with a gun... " That last bit put a smile on my face. (Until you edited it and took away the dead officer /cry) This is next on my list for what to carry 'round these parts. With such a hefty price tag, i'll have to keep the baddies away with a simple cutlass =(

Sadly, I don't have a real picture but this is the picture I saw when I ordered. This picture makes it look like suede but in life they are smooth just like a football (American, not soccer) but without the bumps. In color they are also a tad more red then on this picture. I was kind of hoping for an exposed leather style, but these boots are shiny and probably water resistant already. So I'm kinda stumped on what to do. Here Is a slightly better picture I think that shows it's kind of shiny. I'll get some real photos tonight, along with my new sword to post in the weapons thread.

Muwahaha NEVER! As a newbie... I feel afraid of these secrets of scary people.