Desert Pyrate

Thank ye kindly mates... there's a woman who needs to be blasted out of my life for good. It'll warm the cockles o' me heart to know the good ship Royaliste will be helpin' me in that endeavour.

Yarr.... it be unfortunate... I can't make the Return of the King... But I'll be back in the summer, hitting the balls hard and hopefully getting my pirate garb together.

This here notice is to inform all ye sea dogs that there is a right fine ball on Saturday, January 3rd in San Mateo, CA. It be a Victorian Twelfth Night ball, but since piracy is any century, I figure it be alright. I won't be in pyrate mode, but I'll be there dancing the night away. More information can be found at peers.org. Lemme know if yer interested...

I regret that this pyrate will not be able to sail Valentines Day, due to being in Santa Fe until summer, but could I email a picture to have it blasted out of the guns? That would be lovely...

You too Royaliste.... any chance I might get a gander at that lovely-lookin' ship o' yours at some point?

Thar be a right fun game called Pirateer, the game o' outrageous fortune. (www.pirateer.com). I used to play it when I was just a wee pirate, and enjoyed it much. It can be played by one and all, bein' a game o' naval strategy and fun. Basically, the goal o' the game is to get the booty. A right fine goal if ye ask me. Unfortunately, I can't find a place to purchase it, and their website is "under construction until 2004." Good luck, mate.