Scuttlebutt
Stand around the water cask, introduce yourself & get the scuttlebutt.
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With pick and shovel we started to dig for treasure buried neath the sand was hid When just a mere three feet down we hit a row of logs well set in carved in the wood were words of fear warnings and curses to not go near With backs set to it we dug them out and started to dig with a hunters shout for hunters we were, daring and bold searching for buried jewels and gold Suddenly as six feet told we came upon some bones of old covered in mud, mire and disease but something else did our eyes see Around ones neck a sign was hung with words forwarning that death would come To any and all who dug, it said That a curse upon his grave is laid We all took pause …
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....not enough swabbies..... I shoulda registered with a name like "Cabin Boy Crusty" or some-such-like. At least then, I'd know me place!
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Take this test to see how much you have had to drink in your legal life. Drinkometer or how not to buy a boat. then see how much money you spent by bending your elbow.
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To all ye mateys on land or sea, a festive 4th I wish to thee. So go and have a great party, and don't forget to have one for me. Happy Birfday America!!
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Here's to ye, mate!!..E'en tho ye be outta town at present, 'appy Birfday, shipmate!
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Long hair on men? yea or nay?
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anyone know where i can find a bunch of kickass pirate avatars?
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Fire the pounders all arounders for every lass n laddy that doth sail under the Red Maple Leaf. I love Canada, its sights, its cities, smaller towns and praries, its people, its music, its everything. (Shoulda been Canadien meself ) HAPPY CANADA DAY TO YE ALL
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I'm currently sampling a new rum, and I just had to share... It's from the Plantation Rum series. I've previously tried thier Trinidad rum, and it did little for me. But now I'm trying their barbardos rum and it's like... like... well, it's like getting kicked in the teeth by a sulty Spanish tavern wench wearing nothing but a solid gold boot. Danm, this is fine rum@@@. er, !!!
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So help me decide this great problem... I do reinactments. I like history. I am not a history buff or historian, or whatnot. Just a regular joe who likes piracy. Now I'm a member of a pirate crewe that does live-steel combat. And we just got invited to the Sail Jax (a piratey / tall shippy event). (Supposedly some loser named Depp is going to be running around dressed as a pirate named Jimmy Pigeon or something) Anyway, we get slammed with all these rules from the historical groups. *Not from the Sail Jax folks* That say... History over Hollywood. Everything nice and proper, which I usually don't mind. Really. But no coats? I'm rambling here... must be t…
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Aye lass hope ye has a happy one and many more to come. Hope ye have a cake and glasses, totally filled with RUM!!
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OK, last month I was headed for Texas to work on a Civil War film, but it got pushed to mid summer. Now I'm definately flying to Pittsburg to work on a French & Indian War documentary for WQED (public TV) next week. Any pirates in Pittsburg?
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Actually just sailing I got a sponsorship to go on the Leeuwin!! (if you have no clue as to what that is, go here: www.leeuwin.com ) It's a twelve-day voyage from Dampier to Exmouth both of which are in WA, and we're going through the Ningaloo reef (the not-quite-as-famous-a-the-great-barrier-reef-but-still-pretty-famous Australian reef.) woot! I get to be a real pirate (I thought of inciting the crew to mutiny and sailing to the Caribbean, but then I realised I'd get caught ridiculously quickly what with these newfangled engine-powered boat and men with guns, so I figure I'll be polite) It's in June-July I haven't been in here for ages! Sorry everyone, I'll tr…
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Here be a wish for the bestest birthday ye ever had m'lass!!! Hope it be happy!!
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My son was baptised today, and I got totally drunk tonight at the reception at our house... hahahahahaha..... It was not intentional.. .... please read that part Karen............. So far I have had... A triple of whiskey..... a half bottle of wine..... a whole bottle of HARD cider and a few beers....... if this seems like a lightwieght to you.. then @##$$$%%%^^&&&**(())*^$#@#@!! you............ ha ha I'm drunk. Is anyone else even numb........ Rob just fell over so I karen have decided to finish this for him..... Obviously he is not getting any nookie tonight.. But he's so toasted I can tell him he did and he'll believe it....... HAAAAAAAAAAAA I really wro…
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i am having a helluva time finding ANY piratey ringtones for my nokia 3595... any suggestions?
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I'll open the kegs and make the grill smoke like Hellava after a broadside! ! Chicken and beefsteaks on me! Event Date: 25 June 2004 ends 5-July 04 (Ranged Event) Looks like we missed a berthday, so lets do it right! This week for Zephyr's day!! Let the rum flow and the men give her cuddles and enough drinks to make her glow! don't ferget the berthday cannon firings too, and the rum cakes..
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Pirate Weaponry 1 2 3
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I was Jist wonderin' who perfers what weapon over anyther...and possibly why that is so...? I myself Like 'em all! Deadly Drucilla
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This is just too good: Pirates illegally join Kinderparade in Holland It seems a bunch of teenagers, members of the "American Pirate Association", dressed up as pirates and crashed a parade earlier this month. I did some digging for other stories on this, and it gets even better. It seems they were pulled from the parade by the police and fined $100 apiece for entering the parade without a permit. To pay it off they held a carwash, making enough to pay their fines with cash to spare. So they used the excess to buy a brick for the new, underconstruction police precinct - which will be etched with their name, "The American Pirate Association" for all time! Now THAT i…
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Because they ARRRRRR! (as told to me by my favorite four year old)..... Greetings and salutations to all. This is my maiden voyage abord this sieve. Could you hand me that bucket? I haven't quite gotten me sea legs yet.
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HERE YE HERE YE ALL YE MATEYS!! BE IT AT THE THIRTIETH MINUTE OF THE SIX HOUR OF THE TWENTIETH DAY OF THE 6TH MONTH OF THE 2 THOUSAND AND FORTH YEAR OF OUR LORD, JULIA ROSE WAS BORN AT ST. LUKE'S HOSPITAL IN UTICA, NY TO CAPTAIN TITO AND HIS LADY WENDY, AT 8 POUNDS AND 8 OUNCES HEAVY AND 20 AND 1/2 INCHES LONG!! HAPPY FATHER'S DAY ALL YE FELLOW DADS AND WELL WISHES TO OTHERS!!! DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YOHO!!!
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I recently came across these here missives whilst curry-combin’ thru me sea chest… thought they might be o’ some amusement to ye all… ____________________________________________________________ DATE: January 23, 1727 TO: The Honorable Msgr. Pyrate Phil FROM: HRMIRS – Her Royal Majesty’s Internal Revenue Service RE: Tax Returns for 1723-1724-1725-1726 Dear Illustrious and Most Honored Esquire Pyrate Phil: In accordance with HRMIRS regulations, and by the powers granted unto this august body, we hereby ask most humbly for your Income Tax Returns for the above-listed years. In all probability this matter has been simply an oversight on your part – we understan…
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Indonesia Orders Pirates, Sea Terrorists Shot on Sight 1 hour, 48 minutes ago Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo! JAKARTA (Reuters) - Indonesia's naval chief has ordered his commanders to shoot dead armed terrorists or pirates operating in key waterways including the busy Strait of Malacca, which carries a third of world trade. Navy Chief of Staff, Bernard Kent Sondakh, would also meet soon with his counterparts from Malaysia and Singapore to seek ways to increase joint patrols in the Strait, officials said on Friday. The Malacca Strait is a 500-mile channel through which about 50,000 commercial vessels pass each year, including ships ferrying 80 percent of Jap…
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hiya people im new to this forum so i jus posted to say high i am also new to piratcy (well not really) im a landlubber sadly but i wana become a pirate if maby u guys could help me id be soooo gratefull i have this masive obsession with pirates and i cant stop thinking about them yeh but hello
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