Scuttlebutt
Stand around the water cask, introduce yourself & get the scuttlebutt.
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Long hair on men? yea or nay?
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anyone know where i can find a bunch of kickass pirate avatars?
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Fire the pounders all arounders for every lass n laddy that doth sail under the Red Maple Leaf. I love Canada, its sights, its cities, smaller towns and praries, its people, its music, its everything. (Shoulda been Canadien meself ) HAPPY CANADA DAY TO YE ALL
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I'm currently sampling a new rum, and I just had to share... It's from the Plantation Rum series. I've previously tried thier Trinidad rum, and it did little for me. But now I'm trying their barbardos rum and it's like... like... well, it's like getting kicked in the teeth by a sulty Spanish tavern wench wearing nothing but a solid gold boot. Danm, this is fine rum@@@. er, !!!
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So help me decide this great problem... I do reinactments. I like history. I am not a history buff or historian, or whatnot. Just a regular joe who likes piracy. Now I'm a member of a pirate crewe that does live-steel combat. And we just got invited to the Sail Jax (a piratey / tall shippy event). (Supposedly some loser named Depp is going to be running around dressed as a pirate named Jimmy Pigeon or something) Anyway, we get slammed with all these rules from the historical groups. *Not from the Sail Jax folks* That say... History over Hollywood. Everything nice and proper, which I usually don't mind. Really. But no coats? I'm rambling here... must be t…
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Aye lass hope ye has a happy one and many more to come. Hope ye have a cake and glasses, totally filled with RUM!!
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OK, last month I was headed for Texas to work on a Civil War film, but it got pushed to mid summer. Now I'm definately flying to Pittsburg to work on a French & Indian War documentary for WQED (public TV) next week. Any pirates in Pittsburg?
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Actually just sailing I got a sponsorship to go on the Leeuwin!! (if you have no clue as to what that is, go here: www.leeuwin.com ) It's a twelve-day voyage from Dampier to Exmouth both of which are in WA, and we're going through the Ningaloo reef (the not-quite-as-famous-a-the-great-barrier-reef-but-still-pretty-famous Australian reef.) woot! I get to be a real pirate (I thought of inciting the crew to mutiny and sailing to the Caribbean, but then I realised I'd get caught ridiculously quickly what with these newfangled engine-powered boat and men with guns, so I figure I'll be polite) It's in June-July I haven't been in here for ages! Sorry everyone, I'll tr…
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Here be a wish for the bestest birthday ye ever had m'lass!!! Hope it be happy!!
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My son was baptised today, and I got totally drunk tonight at the reception at our house... hahahahahaha..... It was not intentional.. .... please read that part Karen............. So far I have had... A triple of whiskey..... a half bottle of wine..... a whole bottle of HARD cider and a few beers....... if this seems like a lightwieght to you.. then @##$$$%%%^^&&&**(())*^$#@#@!! you............ ha ha I'm drunk. Is anyone else even numb........ Rob just fell over so I karen have decided to finish this for him..... Obviously he is not getting any nookie tonight.. But he's so toasted I can tell him he did and he'll believe it....... HAAAAAAAAAAAA I really wro…
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i am having a helluva time finding ANY piratey ringtones for my nokia 3595... any suggestions?
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I'll open the kegs and make the grill smoke like Hellava after a broadside! ! Chicken and beefsteaks on me! Event Date: 25 June 2004 ends 5-July 04 (Ranged Event) Looks like we missed a berthday, so lets do it right! This week for Zephyr's day!! Let the rum flow and the men give her cuddles and enough drinks to make her glow! don't ferget the berthday cannon firings too, and the rum cakes..
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Pirate Weaponry 1 2 3
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I was Jist wonderin' who perfers what weapon over anyther...and possibly why that is so...? I myself Like 'em all! Deadly Drucilla
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This is just too good: Pirates illegally join Kinderparade in Holland It seems a bunch of teenagers, members of the "American Pirate Association", dressed up as pirates and crashed a parade earlier this month. I did some digging for other stories on this, and it gets even better. It seems they were pulled from the parade by the police and fined $100 apiece for entering the parade without a permit. To pay it off they held a carwash, making enough to pay their fines with cash to spare. So they used the excess to buy a brick for the new, underconstruction police precinct - which will be etched with their name, "The American Pirate Association" for all time! Now THAT i…
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Because they ARRRRRR! (as told to me by my favorite four year old)..... Greetings and salutations to all. This is my maiden voyage abord this sieve. Could you hand me that bucket? I haven't quite gotten me sea legs yet.
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HERE YE HERE YE ALL YE MATEYS!! BE IT AT THE THIRTIETH MINUTE OF THE SIX HOUR OF THE TWENTIETH DAY OF THE 6TH MONTH OF THE 2 THOUSAND AND FORTH YEAR OF OUR LORD, JULIA ROSE WAS BORN AT ST. LUKE'S HOSPITAL IN UTICA, NY TO CAPTAIN TITO AND HIS LADY WENDY, AT 8 POUNDS AND 8 OUNCES HEAVY AND 20 AND 1/2 INCHES LONG!! HAPPY FATHER'S DAY ALL YE FELLOW DADS AND WELL WISHES TO OTHERS!!! DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YOHO!!!
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I recently came across these here missives whilst curry-combin’ thru me sea chest… thought they might be o’ some amusement to ye all… ____________________________________________________________ DATE: January 23, 1727 TO: The Honorable Msgr. Pyrate Phil FROM: HRMIRS – Her Royal Majesty’s Internal Revenue Service RE: Tax Returns for 1723-1724-1725-1726 Dear Illustrious and Most Honored Esquire Pyrate Phil: In accordance with HRMIRS regulations, and by the powers granted unto this august body, we hereby ask most humbly for your Income Tax Returns for the above-listed years. In all probability this matter has been simply an oversight on your part – we understan…
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Indonesia Orders Pirates, Sea Terrorists Shot on Sight 1 hour, 48 minutes ago Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo! JAKARTA (Reuters) - Indonesia's naval chief has ordered his commanders to shoot dead armed terrorists or pirates operating in key waterways including the busy Strait of Malacca, which carries a third of world trade. Navy Chief of Staff, Bernard Kent Sondakh, would also meet soon with his counterparts from Malaysia and Singapore to seek ways to increase joint patrols in the Strait, officials said on Friday. The Malacca Strait is a 500-mile channel through which about 50,000 commercial vessels pass each year, including ships ferrying 80 percent of Jap…
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hiya people im new to this forum so i jus posted to say high i am also new to piratcy (well not really) im a landlubber sadly but i wana become a pirate if maby u guys could help me id be soooo gratefull i have this masive obsession with pirates and i cant stop thinking about them yeh but hello
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Man in the desert you're light as a feather despite all the bleached bones and skin made from leather you haunted and taunted just as I wanted now I head Eastward and I am undaunted Man by the sea your tides do divide me despite all my urchins I see you dance widely so play in the surf now and yes I will catch you if you were a seagull my Spirit would match you C April 29 2004 Dream Wench
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Wishin I was someplace with more pyratical things to do. I live near the "Mighty Hudson" in an area full of history from the correct era but nothing even remotely Pyratical here. Looks like I have to travel Eastward or Southward. Wish I hadn't sold me boat........
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Vast
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Tied in knots just below the deck a giant rope around his neck his nerve are jangled he's a wreck he feels he can't get out The rats could gnaw and set him free but his head is resting upon his knee he calls the jailer "heed my plea" but she never hears him shout "Wash the water from the sand hang my broken heart from the mast" he sings a delerious love song 'cos he's living in the past The pelican gives him the "hairy peeper" and calls him an "old side eye" "Damn my sox and curse your feathers I think it's time to die" The pelican brings him a cutlass and a little bit o grog the ship and dock are hidden now both covered up with fog The pelican leads …
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The Call Maritime echoes, cry of bird Phantom voices we once heard Cries of pleasure in the rain Hear the haunting old refrain. Hundred fathoms deep each day Search for the immortal way Spirit lost, and yet I seek Soul is strong, yet body weak. Visions dance and bid me join Precious moments I purloin Dance is over, day is done One left standing…only one. Ship goes nowhere, darkness cloaks Reveal all the cosmic jokes Act in sin and pay the price Find God in a grain of rice. Small yet powerful Nothing yet all I have no choice but to Answer the call.
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Ye add yer birthday to the calendar... so I hpe that means yer havin' a party! At any rate, here's a big birthday glass o' rum from Capt'n Wolf! May yer plunders be many, and your Ren Faires plentiful!*cheers and howls* Captain Wolfy Wench
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