Tattoo'd TJ

I was afflicted the first time I went to sea, never since.

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Buffett got it right, 'we are all pirates, two hundred years too late.'

To be exact? A crapload, + one more. Arrrr!

Errol Flynn, Jimmy Buffett, 11 years in the US Navy, a love of the sea, a lust for life, and a natural gift for being a ham! And that's why I be a pirate! Arrrr!

I'm between ships, so it wouldn't be right to call meself Captain. I did have 3 at one time, so I guess I was Commodore for a bit.

A Homer, and I've spent $32000. Worth every penny!

Aye, methinks I could. I tend to relish hardship. But who really knows?

That is great! Catchy tune, too!

Aye, T'was damned funny. And Steve the Pyrate is a riot. And dodgeball should never have been banned, it's why kids today are wimps. "Oh, are you going outside? Better wear your helmet!"

Born and raised in Dallas, TX, now Los Angeles, CA Arrrgh!

A fine reason to celebrate, indeed!

I'm on the Pacific, myself. And I be crazy fer divin'! Come October, there's not a lobster in Southern California that don't feel uneasy!