oderlesseye Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 When the wife returns from the mail box and yells out "Oderlesseye'' http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 HA! Walked up to the clerk to get extra mail from me new plunder po box and she shot me an odd grin and asked "Are you Red CAt Jenny?" I proudly answered "Aye" but gave no explanation.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 I had t' add me pirate name t' the PO Box, t' receive plunder. The postal clerk wanted t' know who Jacky Tar was, an I said it were me. She asked wot kind o' alias is Jacky Tar, I said it's me pirate name... she just looked at me blankly, and said, "Yes, but what kind of alias is it?" I replied, "It' me pirate name, like Pirates of the Carribbean. Arrrr! ye ready t' walk the plank?" She still gave me a blank stare and said OK.
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 LOL heh JAcky see? I told ye we leave bits o legend we two! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
LadyBarbossa Posted April 11, 2007 Author Posted April 11, 2007 aye... had that happen, too. And the opposite where people are excited you are a pirate. Stranger yet... when people dress up as a cheesy pirate. You give them a card with your pirate crew info and they look at you strange or just barely give you a thought, thinking you strange. Hell, they are the strange ones dressed up as a cheesy pirate parading through the bleedin' town lookin' like a dumbarse! Bad enough you see more Jack Sparrows than you do Elvis! ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Patrick Hand Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Bad enough you see more Jack Sparrows than you do Elvis! Jack Sparrow as Elvis...... Now there's an wierd idea........
LadyBarbossa Posted April 11, 2007 Author Posted April 11, 2007 Bad enough you see more Jack Sparrows than you do Elvis! Jack Sparrow as Elvis...... Now there's an wierd idea........ I think there is a pic of someone dressed as Jack Sparrow imitating Elvis. As there are various pics of Jack Sparrow as a storm trooper, Santa, various Depp personas, etc. You name it, I think it's been done. Except Sparrow portraying George Bush. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Ransom Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 When your husband is looking at a circa 1950's 65' staysail schooner "project boat" and thinking of it as a possible home for us when he retires - and he's serious! And I'm trying to talk him out of it - but not very hard! We're in serious trouble! Sorry False Ransom, I know quite a few people who've done it...though they're all my parent's age, and also of one my age who lives in a 38 motorcrusier inherited by his late father. I am battling similar urges but telling myself that a 22 pop-top Catalina sailboat is all I need. My 1957 Ford for sale = boat. So I'm a bad influence. Yeah, I know. But it's not as if he doesn't already have a nice boat - we do. And we do know several people who live on board their boats and are quite happy, but these are not 65' schooners! It doesn't help that we subscribe to Latitudes and Attitudes, all about people who cruise the world on their boats. Actually, I'm trying to get him to scale down to maybe a 40' Ketch instead. Something a bit more managable by two people who, at this point, don't know diddly about sailing! Had a older guy at the gas station see the pirate sticker on my truck widow that says "Pirate Girl." He looks at me kinda strange and asks, "So, you're a pirate girl, are you?" I reply, "Yup, that me." and he asks, "Where do you pirate?" and I reply, "Anywhere I want to." He walks away saying, "Yeah, right." ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Patrick Hand Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 "Anywhere I want to." He walks away saying, "Yeah, right." See.... the blunderbuss loaded with buck and ball...... and you wouldn't have had that reaction........ Course... ye might not be posting tonight also........
Ransom Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 I think I'll get one of those gun racks that fits in your back window. I'll put a couple of rapiers and that blunderbuss your talking about in it. Then go back and see if I get the same reaction! Only problem is, I don't own any rapiers or a blunderbuss...damnit! Not yet, anyway, but I'm working on it. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red-Handed Jill Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 Only problem is, I don't own any rapiers or a blunderbuss...damnit! Not yet, anyway, but I'm working on it. Ye'll be wanting a cutlass... Much better in close quarters than a rapier. (I am SUCH a sword geek.) Of course a swivel gun mounted by the driver-side window would be handy as well.
Ransom Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 Ooo, I LIKE the swivel gun idea. Maybe on the cab roof? Yeah, I know a cutlass is the usual weapon of choice, but for me it's a bit heavy, thus I lean toward the rapier. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 Ye wake up an yer first thought is of a pirate! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 Inquiring minds want to know...which pirate? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 Ohhhhhhhhh......dunno..... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 or when you fall asleep and still end up thinking of pirates "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Jacky Tar Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 Me three favorite pirates postin' in a row, an all three postin' 'bout pirates!
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 Must be yer influence..Mr. TAr.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 When the first thing you do in the morning, after making a cup of tea, is head for the computer and check into the Pub, so you can see what all the other pirates are doing - or did that night (that means all you insomniacs). ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Hetha Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 guilty as charged...(an' shame on me, I must go pick up my paycheck!) OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
Patrick Hand Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 When a post like this.... a swivel gun mounted by the driver-side window Gets yer evil little mind ponderin' th' possibilitys O' such a thing..... Hummmmm.... or maybe a sun roof with a swivel gun.........
Red-Handed Jill Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 Jack and I already have cannons on our main deck. If we could figure out how to attach the swivel gun in a way that won't destroy part of the car with the recoil... Of course the local constabulary might have a problem with the new accoutrement.
Patrick Hand Posted April 14, 2007 Posted April 14, 2007 Of course the local constabulary might have a problem with the new accoutrement. Nah.... Just load 'em with grapeshot..... problem solved.......
LadyBarbossa Posted April 25, 2007 Author Posted April 25, 2007 .... when a classmate/friend of yours has a beltbuckle that is practically all studded with rhinestones and very "shiney"... and the first thought that crosses your mind is "you want it! Gotta have it for your treasure! Need to plunder that belt buckle!" Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Spent a few minutes Googling images of pirate ice sculptures... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
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