BriarRose Kildare Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 “I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.” Billy Joel Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Capt. Sterling Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948) Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were. Cherie Carter-Scott "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Capt. Sterling Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 First things first, but not necessarily in that order. Doctor Who "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Capt. Sterling Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. Benjamin Franklin "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Ransom Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 You guys are getting WAY too serious. "Leaf blowers sum up everything that is wrong with human race." Cate Blanchett, actress. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Capt. Sterling Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Doctor Who is serious (even though most of the time he's right)??? Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority. The Doctor, in "The Wheel in Space" Look, try and use your intelligence, man, even if you are a politician. The Doctor, in "Day of the Daleks" I tolerate this century but I don't enjoy it. The Doctor, in "An Unearthly Child" "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Capt. Sterling Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 One more for Ransom Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
BriarRose Kildare Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Here ya go Ransom, hope this brings a smile to your face. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Ransom Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Now you're talking. God, I miss Dr. Who. I may have to find all those old episodes on DVD. "Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." Samuel Beckett ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Jacky Tar Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 "I really don't like you, would you like a cookie?" "If ye hated me, would ye buy me dinner?" JT
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 “That is the best - to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.” Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
BriarRose Kildare Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 Well here is a classic: Who’s On First By Abbott and Costello Abbott: Well Costello, I’m going to New York with you. You know, Bucky Harris, the Yank’s manager gave me a job as coach for as long as you’re on the team. Costello: Look Abbott, if you’re the coach, you must know all the players. Abbott: Right, certainly do. Costello: Well, I never met the guys, so you’ll have to tell me their names, and then I’ll know who’s playing on the team. Abbott: Oh, I’ll tell you their names, but you know strange as it may seem, they give these ball players now a days, very peculiar names. Costello: You mean funny names? Abbott: Strange names, pet names. Like, Dizzy Dean, and… Costello: His brother Daffy? Abbott: Daffy Dean. Costello: And their French cousin. Abbott: French? Costello: Goofe’. Abbott: Goofe’ Dean, oh I see! Well let’s see, we have on the bags, we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, and I Don’t Know is on third. Costello: That’s what I want to find out. Abbott: I say, Who’s on first, What’s on second, and I Don’t Know’s on third. Costello: Are you the manager? Abbott: Yes. Costello: You going to be the coach too? Abbott: Yes. Costello: And you don’t know the fellow’s names? Abbott: Well I should. Costello: Well then who is on first? Abbott: Yes. Costello: I mean the fellow’s name. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who. Costello: The first baseman. Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy playing first base. Abbott: Who is on first. Costello: I’m asking you who’s on first! Abbott: That’s the man’s name. Costello: That’s whose name? Abbott: Yeah. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: That’s it. Costello: That’s who? Abbott: Yeah. (Pause) Costello: Look, you got a first baseman? Abbott: Certainly. Costello: Who’s playing first? Abbott: That’s right. Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Abbott: Every dollar of it. Costello: All I’m trying to find out is the fellow’s name on first base. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy that gets the money. Abbott: That’s it. Costello: Who gets the money on first base? Abbott: He does, every dollar! Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Costello: Whose wife? Abbott: Yes. (Pause) What’s wrong with that? Costello: Look, all I want to know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name to the contract? Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy. Abbott: Who. Costello: How does he sign it? Abbott: That’s how he signs it! Costello: Who? Abbott: Yes. (Pause) Costello: All I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base. Abbott: No, what’s on second base. Costello: I’m not asking who’s on second. Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: One base at a time! Abbott: Well don’t change the players around! Costello: I’m not changing nobody! Abbott: Take it easy, buddy. Costello: All I’m asking you, who’s the guy on first base?! Abbott: That’s right. Costello: Okay. Abbott: Alright. (Pause) Costello: What’s the guy’s name on first base?! Abbott: No, What is on second! Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second! Abbott: Who’s on first. Costello: I don’t know. Abbott: Oh, he’s on third. We’re not talking about him. Now let’s get back to first. Costello: Now how did I get on third base? Abbott: Well you mentioned his name. Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman’s name, who did I say’s playing third? Abbott: No, Who’s playing first. Costello: What’s on first? Abbott: What’s on second. Costello: I don’t know. Abbott: He’s on third. Costello: There I go, back on third again! Will you stay on third base and don’t go off it? Abbott: Alright, what do you want to know? Costello: Now who’s playing third base?! Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base? Costello: What am I putting on third?! Abbott: No, What is on second. Costello: You don’t want who on second?! Abbott: No, Who is on first. Costello: I don’t know! Both: Third base! (Pause) Costello: Look, you got outfield? Abbott: Sure. Costello: The left fielder’s name? Abbott: Why. Costello: I just thought I’d ask you. Abbott: Well I just thought I’d tell you. Costello: Then tell me who is playing left field. Abbott: Who is playing first. Costello: I’m not…Stay out of the infield! I want to know, what’s the guy’s name in left field? Abbott: No, What is on second. Costello: I’m not asking who’s on second. Abbott: No, Who is on first. Costello: I don’t know. Both: Third base! (Pause) Costello: And left fielder’s name? Abbott: Why! Costello: Because. Abbott: No, he’s center field. Costello: (Fumbles words loudly) Abbott: Well that’s the fellow’s name. Costello: Look, look, look, you got a pitcher? Abbott: Sure. Costello: The pitcher’s name? Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: You don’t want to tell me today? Abbott: I’m telling you then. Costello: Well go ahead. Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: What time? Abbott: What time what? Costello: At what time tomorrow are you going to tell me who’s pitching? Abbott: Now listen, Who is not pitching. Who is on… Costello: I’ll break your arm you say who’s on first! I want to know, what’s the pitcher’s name? Abbott: What’s on second! Costello: I don’t know! Both: Third base! (Pause) Costello: Got a catcher? Abbott: Certainly. Costello: The catcher’s name. Abbott: Today. Costello: Today? And tomorrow’s pitching? Abbott: Now you’ve got it. Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team. You know, I’m a catcher too. Abbott: So they tell me. Costello: I get behind the plate, do some fancy catching. Tomorrow’s pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Now, the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me being a good catcher, I want to throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball, and throw it to who? Abbott: Now that’s the first thing that you’ve said right. Costello: I don’t even know what I’m talking about! Abbott: Well that’s all you have to do! Costello: Is throw the ball to first base? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Now who’s got it? Abbott: Naturally. (Pause) Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody’s got to get it. Now who has it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Naturally? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: So I pick up the ball and throw it to Naturally? Abbott: No you don’t! You throw the ball to Who! Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That’s different. Costello: That’s what I said. Abbott: You’re not saying that. Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally? Abbott: You throw it to Who. Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That’s it. Costello: That’s what I said! Abbott: Listen, you ask me. Costello: I throw the ball to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Now you ask me. Abbott: You throw the ball to Who? Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That’s it. Costello: Same as you! Abbott: You just changed them around. Costello: Same as you! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball, the guy runs to second, who picks up the ball, throw’s it to what, what throw’s it to I don’t know, I don’t know throw’s it back to tomorrow, triple play! Abbott: Yes. Costello: Another guy gets up, and it’s a long fly ball to because. Why? I don’t know, he’s on third, and I don’t give a darn! Abbott: Oh…What? Costello: I said, I don’t give a darn! Abbott: Oh, that’s our short stop. Costello: (Fumbles words loudly) Just had to post this. Hope you all enjoy this classic. Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Ransom Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 A classic, to be sure! "Well just look at us, lad, we're a festival of conviviality!" Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island. (There are sooo many great lines in that movie.) ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Dorian Lasseter Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 Rizzo: Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar. Gonzo: Are we lucky or what? Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
BriarRose Kildare Posted October 6, 2007 Posted October 6, 2007 Thanks for the laugh Dorain. Rizzo: What's wrong? Gonzo: It just feels weird. Rizzo: You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead? Gonzo: Yeah, that......and my pants are filled with starfish. Rizzo: You and your hobbies. Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Perkeo Posted October 7, 2007 Posted October 7, 2007 “John Hammond: When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked. Ian Malcom: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.” Dread Pirate Roberts - “Life is pain...anyone who says differently is selling something.” Saint Augustine of Hippo - “An apt and true reply was given to Alexander the Great by a pirate who had been seized. For when that king had asked the man what he meant by keeping hostile possession of the sea, he answered with bold pride. 'What thou meanest by seizing the whole earth; but because I do it with a petty ship, I am called a robber, whilst thou who dost it with a great fleet art styled emperor.'” Bern Williams - “The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.” Sir William Schwenck Gilbert - “I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.” Help Pyrate Minicity grow, click a link below! Pyrate Population Pyrate Transportation Pyrate Industry http://pyrate.myminicity.com/sec
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 7, 2007 Posted October 7, 2007 This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend SOMEbody! -John Adams- Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Silkie McDonough Posted October 7, 2007 Posted October 7, 2007 If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice "Freewill" by Rush
BriarRose Kildare Posted October 7, 2007 Posted October 7, 2007 I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween. ~Author Unknown One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place. ~Emily Dickinson Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Ransom Posted October 7, 2007 Posted October 7, 2007 That might depend on where or what got decorated! "Ulawaka, Ulawaka, sailor man beware, When there's money in the ground, there's murder in the air." Line from the song, Shiver My timbers. (Muppet Treasure Island) ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 Not huffy or stuffy, nor tiny or tall.... But fluffy, just fluffy, with no cares at all.” AP Herbert Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Perkeo Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 “Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever, One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never: Then sigh not so, but let them go, And be you blithe and bonny,”-William Shakespeare Help Pyrate Minicity grow, click a link below! Pyrate Population Pyrate Transportation Pyrate Industry http://pyrate.myminicity.com/sec
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 A sea captain when he stands upon the bridge, or looks out from his deck-house, thinks much about God and about the world. Away in the valley yonder among the corn and the poppies men may well forget all things except the warmth of the sun upon the face, and the kind shadow under the hedge; but he who journeys through storm and darkness must needs think and think. One July a couple of years ago I took my supper with a Captain Moran on board the s.s. Margaret, that had put into a western river from I know not where. I found him a man of many notions all flavoured with his personality, as is the way with sailors. He talked in his queer sea manner of God and the world, and up through all his words broke the hard energy of his calling. - William Butler Yeats, The Celtic Twilight Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
BriarRose Kildare Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 The great lesson to learn of life is the need of giving out from the abundance of one's self in order to be ever abundant within one's self. Walter Russell The crisis, as well as the opportunity, of our time is to surrender our ego and conditioned fear mechanisms to the primary torsion energy of unconditional love that is seeking to evolve us and is calling us as a species home. Sol Luckman Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. I Corinthians 13:4-8 Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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