Silkie McDonough Posted January 9, 2007 Author Posted January 9, 2007 Okay ...I can't resist. Wotever I likes on you? Mmmmm, let m'see ... Saunters over to the lad I likes a bit o'rum on m'lads! She dunks her fingers into her tankard and splashes the lad!
Dennis "the blue" Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 Well I guess I sets meself up for that
Silkie McDonough Posted January 9, 2007 Author Posted January 9, 2007 Silkie grabs an old damp bar rag from atop the bar and turns to Dennis ...reconsidering she places the stinky rag back on the bar Tis a shame t' wast goode rhum Ifin I were more forward I'd b'kissin d'rum off buot since I nil know ya yet... She pulls a fine linen handkercheif from her pocket and wipes the lad clean, gently kissing the last drop from his cheek.
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 Aye watch the lass Mr. Blue...she'll be plunderin yer heart as well as yer goods! Sly as well as enticing she be.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Dennis "the blue" Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 I thank ya there Red Cat. I were starting to lose meself thur. :)
Boots MacGee Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 I think he may 'ave lost it in his breeches, I seen him with a stripper once. May the winds of fortune sail you May you sail a gentle sea May it always be the other guy who says "this drinks on me" http://www.susquehannarangers.com/
Dennis "the blue" Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 Now don'ts be tellen all them bad things on me. I might not be liven them down.
Boots MacGee Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 Ye may want ta giv'em that stinky rag now May the winds of fortune sail you May you sail a gentle sea May it always be the other guy who says "this drinks on me" http://www.susquehannarangers.com/
Dennis "the blue" Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 Dennis "the blue" gets up from his seat and leaves for a few minutes, and returns to his stool like nothing happen. So where was I
Silkie McDonough Posted January 9, 2007 Author Posted January 9, 2007 Surry lad, didn't mean t'leave ya feelin blue. She sits next to the man, produces a small silver flask, takes a swig, wiping her mouth with her sleeve she offers the flask to the new comers. Pocheen?
Dennis "the blue" Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 Sorry me lady for the delay on my response. I don't mind if I do.
Silkie McDonough Posted January 10, 2007 Author Posted January 10, 2007 M'gran da's recipe ...been in d'family fer years! Offers the flask to Mister MacGee So lads, like any good pirate ya just stumbeled in ere? Glad I am d'pub found ya! So, wot events ave ya been ta? B'cause I'm looken t'find more round ere.
Boots MacGee Posted January 11, 2007 Posted January 11, 2007 MacGee then takes the flask pressing his sea weathered lips to the mouth of the flask, and takes a deep swig, "Ahh, that'll about take the chill off me bones" MacGee then wipes the flask with his sleeve, and returns it to Silkie. Bein close ta the PA Renn Faire, I visit there quite a bit. I used to go to some Scottish Irish (Irish Scottish dependin how ye look at it) festivals, and Highland games, but the biggest one in my area is no longer. I plan on goin ta the Pennsic Wars this year for first time, growin up in a kind of rural area I never new of such an event. Thats why I'm hopin ta hear from other pirates and be findin some new events. May the winds of fortune sail you May you sail a gentle sea May it always be the other guy who says "this drinks on me" http://www.susquehannarangers.com/
Silkie McDonough Posted January 11, 2007 Author Posted January 11, 2007 Well Mister MacGee ya should try the Celtic Classic in Bethlehem this year. September. Celtic Classic
Boots MacGee Posted January 11, 2007 Posted January 11, 2007 Looks like a good event ta be attendin. :) I may have ta pay a visit. May the winds of fortune sail you May you sail a gentle sea May it always be the other guy who says "this drinks on me" http://www.susquehannarangers.com/
Silkie McDonough Posted January 11, 2007 Author Posted January 11, 2007 Well dis past year I won the Traditional Irish Singin competition so ifin ya do come up fer jus a day yull ave to make it on the day uv d'competition.
Dennis "the blue" Posted January 11, 2007 Posted January 11, 2007 Well Boots it looks like we got plans for September
Boots MacGee Posted January 11, 2007 Posted January 11, 2007 But ye 'avent even 'eard me sing yet MEE MEE MEE , I think I'll be needin another sip of gran da's recipe May the winds of fortune sail you May you sail a gentle sea May it always be the other guy who says "this drinks on me" http://www.susquehannarangers.com/
Dennis "the blue" Posted January 11, 2007 Posted January 11, 2007 I've heard you sing Boots, rather forgets it but it haunts me dreams. Maybe I'ds be doing some singing...... on tha other hand maybe nots. I'll just look around at the wenchs.
Silkie McDonough Posted January 11, 2007 Author Posted January 11, 2007 Awwww lads. I hate t'break it to ya. Most o'd'wenches are dressed in street clothes ...fer some reason um tinken det wont b'a problem fer d'likes o'you! Hands over the never empty flask of pocheen after hearing the ...notes that boots has flattened.
Boots MacGee Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 Boots then takes a hearty drink from the flask...... "Silkie me Lass, how bout warmin are ears, and hearts wit a shantie?" May the winds of fortune sail you May you sail a gentle sea May it always be the other guy who says "this drinks on me" http://www.susquehannarangers.com/
Silkie McDonough Posted January 13, 2007 Author Posted January 13, 2007 The lass blushes lightly. I'm sorry t'say I nil know any shanties. I'll sing ya "Jug o'Punch" Silkie starts in the very unusual key of A flat but the fiddler is good and soon has transposed the tune to blend with the lass' tune.
Jacky Tar Posted January 22, 2007 Posted January 22, 2007 "Silkie lass, ye need t' add a couple shanties t' yer repertoire; it's how Iron Bess, the song siren, recruits cabin boys!"
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