Captain Sage Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 sunset....Port Royal...Sept.19, 1690.....dozens of ships around... all of them owned by pirates..... (it's rough on the history and there's no telephones, so work with me here) Henry Morgan is kicked back on deck, grabs the horn and shouts over to Blackbeard on the next ship, "Avast! Whadya' doin'?" Blackbeard:"Nothin' much, watchin' the sunset, drinkin' a rum... whadya' doin?" Morgan:"Nothin' much, watchin' the sunset, drinkin' a rum... " Blackbeard:"True." Morgan shouts to Sam Bellamy's ship nearby:"Avast! It's Blackbeard!" Bellamy:"Avaaaasssst!" Blackbeard:"Avaaaasssst!" Morgan:"Avaaaasssst!" ..and on it goes... Vane, Rackham, Bonnet, and others chime in, their tongues stuck out as they yell to each other: "Avaaaasssst!" "..aaaaaa..." "...aaaaaa.." "...aaaaaa..." True. *exceptin' for the gentle piratin' of ideas, skit contents ©2003 The Pirate's Realm Captain Sage Visit The Pirate's Realm and Blackbeard's Realm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Love it! Love it a LOT!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Lasseter Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Oh Croikey..... Ye are just so, Bloody, Wrong.... I think someone who knows what end of a video camera ta point at folks, and knows some goode 'puter graphics ta make up what can't be done needs ta get on this.... now.... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Pearl Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 ROTDLMAO! Well spoke, mate. Black Pearl "An apt and true reply was given to Alexander the Great by a pirate who had been seized. For when that king had asked the man what he meant by keeping hostile possession of the sea, he answered with bold pride. 'What thou meanest by seizing the whole earth; but because I do it with a petty ship, I am called a robber, whilst thou who dost it with a great fleet art styled emperor." Saint Augustine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 heeheehee... "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Coyote Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Aarrr! That was beautiful. Rumors of my death were right on the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Touring Gentleman Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Okay, I'll listen... "Avaaaasssst!""..aaaaaa..." "...aaaaaa.." "...aaaaaa..." True. Very, very funny. And well pirated, too! Maybe an idea for the next tallships festival... Only by great risks can great results be achieved. -Xerxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoopDeckSwabber Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 i think its funny since its like the wassup thing, very creative... lemme try! "aaaaaa" good mateys? arrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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